Salon

Hari tuh aku tengok cerita Salon. Buleh tahan ah, dan bukan hanya kerana Raja Farah yang *droolz*. Paice.

I Was Bored So I Did A Survey, Just Kidding, I'm Not Bored, Fletcher Sucks

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt ( I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
To the fucking world bank, idiot.

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Dogs, if they bark a certain way, you know they like it.

3. What is the speed of darkness?
The speed of a black metal drummer's double pedal, how the fuck should I know.

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Yet another mind boggling question that is ultimately dumb, who knows? Budget constraints? The fact that the engineer who crafted the airplane knows more than you do, numbnut?

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Peter Crouch scored a goal yesterday, yes, yesterday was a strange day, today isn't, that's how I know I'm right when I'm of the opinion you're stupid, cause my sixth sense agreed.

6. Can you cry under water?
If we cry semen it would be easier to tell wudnit.

7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
I've never heard people say that to me, but then again, whatever.

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Because calculators think they're smarter than phones, and intelligent things like being different. Shut the fuck up.

9. Do fish ever get thirsty?
I don't know, do smart people ever get stupid? Oh yeah, you're not smart, surprise, I'm not a fish either, idiot.

10. Can you get cornered in a round room?
It's possible if you're cornered by a fucking square, note : you're pissing me off.

11. What does OK actually mean?
Something to say when you don't want to hurt the feelings of the girl of your dreams when she asks how her dreadful cooking was.

12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Because they have the ability to not fall out of trees when they sleep.

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
That's not important, what's important is was the cumshot on the face, boobs, or hair, either way I prefer creampie.

14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Duh, babies.

15. What should one call a male ladybird?
Dude looks like a ladybird.

16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
If I increase your chances of having amnesia by doing unangelic things to your head would you try to find out for yourself? Cunt.

17. Can you blow a balloon up under water?
In the spirit of my last answer can you fucking try this yourself, and don't get back at me, infact, just stay underwater, maybe you can find out if humans really do need oxygen too, two birds with one stone, fucking excellent.

18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Because linguists are idiots.

19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
If you think too much are you an idiot, or a dumbfuck?

20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
A miracle. How the fuck should I know, go fuck a pigeon and fly away.

21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
I told you already, linguists are fucking idiot, start listening and you'll learn a few things, stop questioning and you'll be less of a dumbfuck.

22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Not if it was on a ancient red indian burial ground. Actually I'm just making up answers, ask your real estate agent and he'll say something nice and scripted to cheer you up only for you to find out later that he didn't actually answer your question/satisfy your curiousity, hahaha, what an idiot you are.

23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
You've never been to italy? Plus who cares about what's legal, it's more soulful to care about what's possible, bitch.

Soban

Semua orang perasan tak kalau orang buat survey online main-main tuh, mesti masa dia tengah bosan, atau mesti dimulakan dengan disclaimer yang dia tengah bosan "bored so i did this bla bla", asal uh? Apalah nasib survey, dah bosan baru dilayan, takpun bila buat survey tuh dikira tak macho, so kalau cover sikit cakap sebenarnya tengah bosan so buat maka macho masih dijaga, tapi tuh kalau laki, kalau perempuan pulak? Pening aku fikir hal dunia nih. Kesimpulannya sekarang aku tak berapa bosan sebab aku ada laptop untuk online dan chatting, dan aku nak buat survey tapi aku takde survey nak buat, kat mana diaorang dapat ah survey survey nih, pukilalala.

Barbarian Wants You

*nelly kelly - dilemma video on tv*

littlestsista : why does he have that white thing on his face?
penyangak : because he's stupid

I need a girl to ride ride ride, wait, change that to ride ride me, I ain't no killa.

Wayne Rooney Rulez

The Eagles - love will keep us alive
"when we're hungry, love will keep us alive" - I prefer a hash brown.

I walked into the bathroom, was about to take a bath, looked at that placewhereIkeepmysoap, my soap wasn't there, oh my, I looked for the soap everywhere, couldn't find it, then I felt the placewhereIkeepmysoap, the soap was there! Now why didn't I see it?! Oh yes, because my toilet's light is damaged, yes, it is. But taking a shit in the dark is good, you can sleep, and when you wake up your shit have soaked up all the water like sponge, and maybe you can use it to shower, just kidding, no, seriously don't try it. Ramadhan is over so I can eat during the day so expect the usual once or twice a month update, or maybe I have changed into a daily updating blogger, we will see bastichez. Man utd beat Chelsea, Fletcher scored, but I still hate him, Alan Smith rulez. Mm I saw Gol&Gincu, the leading girl has a nice pair of nose, or is it just nose, it turns me on, good movie, but her execution of whatever was weak. Peace.

Charlton

Palayananga :
Vast Aire - why'sdaskyblue?
Juggaknots - loosifa
Serge Gainsbourg - la javanaise
Atheist - air

Spiderman 2. Yeah I seen this shit now, recently, whenever, I didn't see it when it came out cause I saw spiderman when it came out and it sucked ass. This one is not bad, but when I actually think about it, it sucked ass as well. First of all, I still prefer Eric to be peter parker and spiderman, because spiderman in this movie sounded like a shithead when he tried to be witty while squatting at 90 degrees on the fucking wall, I can't believe some consider this to be the best comic movie, fuck off, and I don't read comics but when someone is named Mary Jane, she has to be Jessica Alba, yes, if she wants to be an emotional and indecisive idiot, at least make her hot. If both Eric and Jessica were casted, I'd be happy with the ending which is Mary Jane choosing spiderman, cause as it is, it doesn't make sense, first of all, there's far too many hot ladies fiending for some hairy spider dick, and Mary Jane is ugly.

And and and and, the dilemma that peter was having did not make sense to me (in the movie's scenario). Like I said before, Mary Jane is ugly, and doesn't have any credible personality to begin with, so that's out of the way. Nowwwwwwwwwwwww, he has some time management problem, he has to make money at the same time bla bla blafuck off, you're spiderman, just rob a few random rich dudes, they won't mind and you don't have to work 9-5, who gives a fuck really, what does morale have to do with anything, you're a white dude, another trivial shit out of the way, hmmmmmmmmmm, okay basically that's it, not too hard. The tentacle guy was pretty cool, if a japanese directed this shit 2-3 rape scenes would have been in order, or if the army of darkness guy was the tentacle guy he'd have a cool catch phrase for every tentacle strike, I can't think of any to make an example, because I'm not the guy from army of darkness.

Okay what else did I watch, Lemony Snickets A Series Of Unfortunate Events. It was straightfoward and boring, with all the hype of the intro by the typist and shit, I was half expecting my inner child to be crushed unfortunately there's nothing unfortunate, it's just the typical get-into-trouble-get-the-fuck-out-of-trouble bullshit, jim carrey was harmless as the villain, at some point I was quarter-expecting him to go "Just kidding lolz im actually a good guy". But the thrash talking subtitled baby was cool tho.

Okay takde movie best ke tengok minggu nih. Entah ah, takde kot. To balance this all out setelah bosan dan bosan, aku telah buat keputusan untuk tengok vid klip camron - oh boy again and again, layan doh. Peace.

Lawak Edah Di Bulan Puasa 2005

Edah : aaaaaaaaaa nanti ah, nak pindah rumah nanti ambik internet ah
Edah : edah kerja je, mana ada timer nak internet pon
Penyangak : tuh ah
Edah : 4 nights a week i work, then the res t i study
Penyangak : tapi aku ada timer nak intenet
Penyangak : wakhrkhakhgakhga
Edah : DIAM AH
Penyangak : so macam edah ada 3 hari ah
Edah : puasa tak hari inih
Penyangak : timer untuk study
Edah : ha ah
Penyangak : oh aku puasa, pasal memang ada timer untuk puasa
Edah : 3 malam edah lepak ah
Penyangak : petang nanti sedara aku amik
Penyangak : timer untuk kitorang buka puasa sama-sama
Edah : SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Edah : pegi mana?
Penyangak : entah
Penyangak : kat sunway ada chicken hut tuh
Edah : bitch
Penyangak : tapi dia ada timer satu setengah jam (penggunaan timer yang betul)
Penyangak : wakhrakhgkhahkga
Edah : chicken hut?
Penyangak : fuh ada modal updet blog nih
Edah : ohhh, buffet ayam
Penyangak : adakah ini timer untuk update blog?!
Edah : macam sial
Edah : tak

I Speared Britney

The drug dealers kinda gave my dad a buka puasa table reservation at PJ Hilton for promoting some new vaccine so he brought the whole family. Man if I knew earlier we had a buffet for the night I woulda starved myself the whole day, oh wait. Mmm, so the first thing I looked for was AYAM MERAH! Nameann?!?! So uh, but the thing is, it was so packed, the whole journey from taking your food back to your table was like driving in Jakarta, I've never drove in Jakarta, but if I brought somebody who has to this buffet thing, and I told him/her to go take a food, he'll/she'll say something like "Man that was like driving in Jakarta", so the second part was a little bit satay, and the third part was a little bit of nasi ayam+murtabak, lame isn't it? Have I lost my touch? I don't think so, allthough I think I ate more generally when I was a little kid, but then again my excuse is, when you have fasted, sure you're hungry, but your capacity also lowers, so it's too easy for you to be full, plus the Jakarta traffic was very intimidating, if we had like say, Perth traffic, I could probably be more barbaric. Okay? Okay.

You know Jazz has these Standards? Jazz Standards? Usually songs that are written for/performed by a wide range of Jazz artists. Well Chat has a Standard too, Chat Standards, terms generally used by Chat artists, like say, one of mine is "bra engkau size berapa eh?", I always use that, okay actually when I think about it, my analogy relating to Jazz Standards didn't really make sense but who gives a fuck, I just wanted to say that, that's something I always must use when chatting with females cause first of all : I'm not a good chatter, I crap most of the time, so questions like this will help stimulate the session, maybe better and more productive exchange of thoughts will surface. However so far I've never gotten a straight answer, or have never gotten an answer at all, well except for my one and only big eared ex-gf, allthough she lied, she said she was 34B when she's clearly an A cup, Wkhrkahkghakghkaga, and she didn't believe me when I repeatedly told her I dig small breasts maybe because I was staring at some random girl's big bust when I was explaining, but I really do, okay, it's just that, big busts command greater attention, and it's only natural for males to take a glance, or a stare, or whatever, but that doesn't mean we don't dig smaller breasts, small breasts bring out the nipple in nipple, nahmean, or was it the other way around. Another Chat Standard, is "whatever" and other variations of it ("wat-e-verrrrr", "wokeva", "wat evva", "etc"), it originated from females, countless females have left me stranded after pouring out my thoughts with their "whatever"s, so I have chosen to adopt it, because allthough it seems counter-productive, it's actually..err oh well it is counter-productive, whatever. Peace.

Go Go Power Ranger

PendengaranzoLaguf :
Camp Lo - black nostaljack
Blur - girls and boys
Space - the female of the species




Serious aku pun tak tahu kenapa aku banyak menulis dan updet ini zaman, apsal huh? Aku on the verge of insanity ke? Arghhhhhhhhhhhh fuck off (tiba-tiba selit istilah english bombastic macam bagos, ingat kau bagus ke aku?). Anyway, siapa yang baca blog ini, sometimes aku ada buat lawak Edah, iaitu Edah yang selalu salah tulis/cakap whatever, tapi dah lama tak buat, dah lama tak chat ngan Edah itu lah pasal, so kalau lama tak chat, kebarangkalian, chewah istilah sekolah menengah kebarangkalian, tahu istilah tapi tak tahu camna nak buat, bong-ngongg (dengung sket), so kebarangkalian dia buat salah kecik lah kan, so kesimpulannya, paragraph nih takde point.

Dulu aku banyak entry jiwang, aku baca balik aku rasa macam nak muntah, gila typical, cakap nak muntah, padahal kalau ada muntah nak naik tekak aku aku tolak dia masuk perut balik, tapi ada saki-baki muntah tuh melekat sikit, so aku buleh rasa muntah sendiri, back to the story, ye ah, bukan apa, pasal jiwang aku tuh tak ikhlas, itu jiwang orang gila, kau tahu? Kalau kau tak tahu kau memang puki. Aku pernah jiwang sekali je seumur hidup. Aku jiwang dengan orang yang sebenarnya mempergunakan aku, nameanz. Nih lama nye cerita, classic, entah pernah cerita ke entah tidak. Dia tuh member IRC lepas spm, aku jumpa dia 4 tahun later. 6 bulan kot couple. Pastuh dia dah tak balas sms aku call semua, aku jadi gila, banyak benda jadi masa gila, memang banyak benda, memang bodoh ah aku nih sampai jadi gila, kenapa bodoh baru jadi gila, bukan gila baru jadi gila? Sebab ini bodoh punya gila. Lama nak dari gila ke siuman, nameanz, tanyalah kawan baik aku, dia tahu kan, dia gak yang seksa melayan aku, whakrkhakhga, lepas tuh sekarang, aku dah siuman sket, dia tak nak chat dengan aku lagi ye, oh camtuh ye oh oho ho ho hoh ohohohoh. Dalam gila pula ada tiga rebound, dua yang aku mainkan, tapi seminggu seorang je, pasal aku baik, aku sedar teros mengaku, then satu orang yang aku tak pernah jumpa, ada je alasan dia, internet dengan phone jelah, tah kenapa aku gilakan dia, lama lama baru aku sedar mana ada aku gilakan dia, aku je yang gila, gila.

Aku start ini blog masa tuh around time time camnih tahun lepas, hahaha, tapi semua itu entry dari cc, memang best, lepak cc je kerja, bosan main cs, nameanz. Tension bukak GTA bunuh orang nameanz. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blaow blaow blaow bastichez.

Aku sekarang takde kerja, siapa nak bagi aku kerja? Bagi ah bagi ah, bagiiiiiii.

Aku sekarang takde emosi, siapa nak bakar balik api keemosiian, tapi bahaya main dengan emosi nih, dia macam masuk medan perang, maybe sekarang aku dah sedia, or maybe not, you never know, so fuck you, whoever you are. Tapi apa-apa hal, aku chop sniper. Rasa cool lah pulak sniper, pastuh orang datang dekat, buat sniper macam shotgun, whakrkhakhga, memang tak macam sniper, tapi pakai sniper, memang belit perangai, tapi cool ah, apa-apa pun.

Tadi aku tengok cerita HERO. Okay aku tahu cerita nih dah lama keluar, actually aku pernah tengok sikit dulu masa dia keluar tapi pasal gambar dia cham chi hi ba hai, aku ignore, semalam kepada semalam aku download, dan aku tengok tadi. Cerita dia memang lawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gila cam puki membeku punya lawa aku cakap kau, memang beautiful, serious aku cakap kau, korang pernah tengok star wars baru? UGLY AS FUCK, ini cerita dia lawwaaaaa gila, aku tak tahu bila dia guna cgi, bila dia tak guna, memang lawa, semua dengan penuh style, cerita dia pun buleh tahan ah, tapi macam takde soul gak, tapi penuh dengan ideology lah. Tapi memang lawa, lawa tak ingat dunia nye cerita, memang ideal fantasy shit, like "AHHHHHhhhhh SHIT! She's off the hook" - Pharoah Monch. Macam tuh ah, memang lawa, lawa, kalaulah tengok kat wayang, mesti like wahhhhhhh. Pandai ah dia buat, aku memang suka period movies seperti yang aku selalu cakap tapi aku sorang je perasan aku selalu cakap. BTW, gambar kat atas tuh dari cerita hErO ah, namean, speaker laptop nih tak keluar bass, whkarhakhkhgga, gila lame, feeble, weakley, whateverly.

Park You Up

MP3 listenado :
Joao Gilberto - chega de saudade
Alaiede Costa - catavento



I think this would be my first footie post since the shit started, I just haven't been as motivated as before to write that much though I still watch every uni'ed match I could get my focking 'ands on. So far all I can say for each players is/are/whatever :-

Hmmmmmm.

Van der Sar - excellent fucking buy, the defence has been fucked up this season, he saved our asses a lotta times.
Rio Ferdinand - sloppy and its alarming.
Mikael Silvestre - sloppy as usual.
Gary Neville and Gab Heinze - the two rock in full backness we could depend on, are sadly injured, fock.
Phil Bardsley - he's impressed me so far, solid as Neville's replacement. Could be a great asset for the future.
Kieran Richardson - he's had to replace Heinze at left back for a while and surprise surprise he did a good job, he seems stronger this season, I don't know if he's gotten more muscle or just got a haircut. Oh well, he got injured tho, and John O'shea is a slow lazy muthafucka.
Alan Smith - with Roy keane injured, he's been relied on completely to fill the gap, big boots to fill, and the only thing I could say about him is, he's done nothing wrong, he is probably the best CM we have playing regularly right now, and it's just amazing that from an out and out striker he could adapt quite well to this position, allthough he definitely needs more improvement especially in terms of positioning, reading the game, and controlling the flow/pace of play.
Darren Fletcher - whatever.
Paul Scholes - what's wrong with this guy, he's playing rubbish lately, and just got a red card this morning, he's just pointless at this moment.
Cristiano Ronaldo - so it this guy, he seems so detached from the team, always trying his luck at the most inappropriate times, always going for a lost cause with his dribbling, what's wrong with him? To tell you the truth, technically he might be better than Rooney, but he lacks two things that made The Roo a big bad muthafucka :- Desire and effect.
Ryan Giggs - hasn't been played much, but I prefer him to Ronaldo.
Wayne Rooney - excellent! He's the main man this season, always gets himself in the best positions despite the shitty tactic Fergie is playing, he's just, man, he's the man.
Ji-Sung Park - another good buy, works real hard, looks in-sync with the rest of the team more than even the older players, he's a team player, works real hard, doesn't stop running.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy - not complaining, he's scoring goals. I know I hate him but uh, I can't blame him sometimes, only players like Rooney or Park are supplying him sometimes, where have our AM gone?!
Rossi - only played for a few minutes, but the only player other than Ruud and Roo to score in the premiership so far. Looks confident, definitely a good prospect for the future, could be featuring more than ever because of Saha's injury, Smith's new position, and Bellion's loan contract.

Basically it hasn't been a bad season, just not so exciting either. The tactic sucks. Some players look like they don't wanna play for utd. But I gotta say, the signings have been pretty good, bargains too, throughout this season and last, I have more fav players right now than I did when I first supported united (Giggs and Cantona). Let's see, there's Smith, Giggs is still there, Rooney, Heinze, and most recently Park. Ronaldo used to be one of 'em but he's beginning to look like an asshole, like say, Beckham. 4 of the 5 fav players have been signings from the last two season, wow innit. Fergie has been on point in the transfer window, these new players have become key players. The youth players also look full of spirit. This is a transition time for united, from the old team of Fergie fledgings to a new era of players. We have a lotta key players who has years and years before the peak age. Oh well. Whatever.

Here's my preferred formation and squad for this season with the players we have :-


Van der Sar

Neville/Bardsley - Ferdinand - Heinze - Silvestre/Richardson

Ronaldo - Keane/Smith - Smith/Park - Giggs/Richardson

Rooney - Nistelrooy


What I think united need :- Hmm, a rough ass central defender to complement Ferdinand, somebody like Heinze. And an attacking midfielder who can replace Scholes who've been slacking off, someone with a lot of creativity and flair, and also can control the game. I don't mind Fergie playing Park there for now though, that's his position in PSV, and at the moment, I'm sure he'd do a better job than scholes. I think we don't have much problems in other fields, I mean as much as we're looking for Giggs' replacement, who's to say we don't already have one in Richardson. Same can be said of Keane, Smith is looking as determined as ever to adapt.

We're not Chelsea, remember Fergie's greatest reign started after he sold his star players. To me star power is important, but teamwork and spirit are first no matter what. Honestly I can see that in players like Bardsley and Richardson, they may not be as good technically as their seniors, but I can feel that old united spirit in them, in their determination, their hunger for the ball, they have been in the youth squad for so long, they're just fiending for some attention, I must say. And surpisingly, some of our signings have also shown a lot of this more than the originals. Just look at Heinze, or Smith, or Rooney, or Park. Man. We gotta get organized, man.

Cerita Yang Agak Pelik (Sambungan)

Cerita Yang Agak Pelik
^ Ha baca tuh dulu before apa-apa. Ini sambungannya.

Mari kita kaji secara teliti menggunakan ayat-ayat dalam cerita tuh.

"Aku tengah lepak Starbucks sorang-sorang, tempat tuh sangat penuh."
Okay. Aku tak lepak Starbucks for nothing, especially kalau sorang-sorang, kalau ada lepak situ pun, either orang ajak, atau terpaksa, definitely, mesti ada orang dengan aku, kalau sorang-sorang, itu bukan aku, itu orang lain, kuman kot.

"Aku termenung lah sorang-sorang lepas penat jalan-jalan kat shopping complex tuh semata-mata nak carik kedai yang ada satu album baru keluar nih."
Sebagai seorang yang berperangai typical male species, haahha, kalau aku tak dapat apa aku nak, aku balik, kalau aku dapat apa aku nak, aku balik.

"Sekali ada awek nih dengan laptop nih "Can I sit here please? I really need to do something quick"."
Kalau ada awek dengan laptop nak carik tempat duduk, dan hanya tempat sebelah aku je yang ada kosong, aku rasa dia lagi sanggup duduk bersila, takpun kat tepi air terjun. Aku pun mula-mula tak percaya dengan hakikat nih, until aku tengok cermin.

"Dia senyum kat aku, aku pun senyum ah balik, dapat tengok muka dia banyak sikit, sialla, macam Sarah Tan doh, serious shit tak tipu."
<---- Sarah Tan
So basically, kalau ada awek yang muka seiras ini, dia cuma akan senyum kat aku first of all kalau dia gila, second, kalau aku bawak kereta hummer dengan spinning rims, thirdly, kalau system muscle muka dia rosak, fourth, wallet aku terjatuh lepas tuh resit ATM aku terterbang kat dia, dia nak amik balik kasi kat aku, pastuh dia ternampak balance dalam akaun aku ada beribu-ribu, dan fifth, malas nak fikir sambunglah sendiri eh tapi lagipun takkan lah dia nak amik kertas kat lantai tuh in the first place, baik dia ignore je, argh whatever, tapi memang lagilah tak logik kalau muka camnih nak tegor aku, aku rasa kalau aku suami dia pun dia tak tegors. Settle.

"Dia pun cakap lagi, "By the way, I'm Sarah", dia hulur tangan nak salam, aku pun bagitahu nama aku, pastuh aku macam, Sarah, what the fcok?! Aku tanya lagi dengan tiba-tiba penuh berani, "Sarah Tan?", dia macam "Yes" Sambil tergelak-gelak kecik....."

..pastuh dia cepat-cepat cakap "Nolah, I know I get that a lot so I just main-main lah, actually my name is Bunny".
Oh ya. Awekz yang muka macam Sarah Tan are not supposed to have a sense of humour. Settle. Pastuh, parents mana lah yang tergamak nak namakan anak bunny, kalau ada pun, oh wait, ada kot, whatever. Aku cilok nama bunny daripada cerita The Big Lebowski btw. Hahaha. Jangan pandang aku semacam kalau nanti ada lah pulak personaliti dalam industri muzik Malaysia guna nama Bunny doh, pasal kalau nama "tomok", "boboy" dan "UMBRELLA" (umbrella?! Whattheufck) dah wujud lama, jangan lah nak buat-buat heran, aku pun tak mampu nak register dalam kepala hotak.

""Erm, I had to e-mail my assignments, my streamyx at home suddenly down,"
OOPS, awek muka macam Sarah Tan mana kena "buat" assignment, tiru jelah random mamatz geekz. Lagipun dia mana tahu e-mail e-mail nih semua, setahu dia e-mail nih kena register sebab nak buat akaun friendster.

""So you had lunch yet?", oh baru aku teringat aku belum makan lagi pon, dah nak dekat pukul 1 dah pon, aku macam "Err, I don't think so". "Well, I would want to belanja you lunch but I don't have enough money right now, so uhhh, maybe I can cook you something in my apartment, it's just down the road from this place".. "Oh, yeah?".. "Yeah, we can just walk up there"."
Wkahrkahghkaghkahkga. Bertuah tubuh badan aku, jalan cerita porno pun tak macam nih. Wkarhkakhga.

KESIMPULANNYA : Aku bosan dan sangat lonely, tapi bukan lonely macam akon, itu bukan lonely, itu annoying, okaylah, maybe aku dua-dua, puas hati. So aku reka lah cerita yang berapa tak logik. Nameanz. Jangan marah. Peace.

BTW, Sarah Tan *DROOL*DROOL*OOooOOOOoOoO*DROOL erkkgkh erkkggkh.

Songs That Are Too Good To Be True

Jeah jeah. A few comes to mind.

The Platters - smoke gets in your eyes
(written originally for musical "Roberta" 1933)
I first heard this shit when I was like, what, a kid probably 6-10 years old, I don't remember, what I do know, I still have the same feeling hearing it now as then. Beautiful song. How the fuck he sing like that, and I have been hearing this song nearly all the time, everywhere, haven't got bored of it. I think it's the best song in the world.
"Now laughing friends deride,
Tears I cannot hide,
So I smile and say, when a lovely flame dies,
Smoke gets in your eyes"

Bob Dylan - man in me
Too sweet. I first heard this song in one of my fav movies, The Big Lebowski, one thing that made this movie endearing was definitely the music. I can't get enough of it, the melodies are just, flying in the sky with your back on earth.

Babyface - everytime i close my eyes
I lurrrr this song. It's too jiwang, and everytime I hear it, I'm luvin' it.

The Beatles - across the universe
Another song that's like, you're flying across the sky. Melodies that you can't fuck it.

Vell. Basically I'm sure there's a lot more, but that'll take a lotta brainwaves to think about and write whatever, so like whatever (dipset style rhymin' namean). So bacisally none of my 1 or 2 readers are interested in what happened next in the Cerita Yang Agak Pelik shit. Anybody wanna know really?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! You guys suck madass.

If You Wanna Be Happy

Jimmy Soul - if you wanna be happy

Hahaha. What a sweet song. Anyway, if you're feeling down, just listen to this song, it always puts a smile on my face. And what the fuck is up with friendster?! I used to count on friendster for a browsing good time but now it's becoming as annoying as myspace, can't surf in fucking peace, cause stupid muthafuckaz will put stupid pop songs on their fucking page, and worse are those who put two or three videos at once, no my brain cannot separate soundwaves from different songs and assign different whatever to them so I can whatever bla bla bla fuck it. :) And download this song and have a nice fucking day.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you 4 kali lagi lagi lagi dan lagi

Girlfriend

Aku biar lah soulseek aku on sambil aku tidur. Aku bangun bukak, tengok ada mamat nih message cakap "If i could get this song from you it would be very very great". Aku pun, pergh, nih mesti lagu rare gila dia leech pada aku, memang desperate dia nak dapatkan nih, gila babi nye, so aku check ah lagu apa.

Nsync feat. Nelly - girlfriend.

WKhakrhakhgkahgkhakgakga. Bongong.

Woi, jangan tanya asal aku ada lagu nih.

Shut up.

Diam.

Whatever.

Peace.

Cerita Yang Agak Pelik

A Tribe Called Quest - keep it rollin'
"Self mission, i had her in the ill position sayin "large youze a soul brother that id like to f with for the rest of my life life life life life life (fade out)".. now check the method"

Cerita suatu hari bulan lepas nih, aku tak cerita kat siapa-siapa pon pasal aku malas, tapi aku pun dah bosan simpan sorang-sorang so aku cerita ah sekarang, siapa baca, baca ah.

Aku tengah lepak Starbucks sorang-sorang, tempat tuh sangat penuh. Aku termenung lah sorang-sorang lepas penat jalan-jalan kat shopping complex tuh semata-mata nak carik kedai yang ada satu album baru keluar nih. Aku dah beli air fresh orange yang mahal gila puki tuh, lalu terminum lah pelan pelan sebab setiap titik tuh sangat berharga, at least 20-50 sen.

Sekali ada awek nih dengan laptop nih "Can I sit here please? I really need to do something quick".

Aku pun erm, "wat e verrrrrrrrrrr", hahaha, takde ah, aku cakap "duduk ah". Aku tak tahu dia faham ke tak pasal aku bukannya tengok muka dia sangat tapi aku rasa dia bukan local, tapi sebab aku angguk dia buleh anggap aku cakap camtuh kot.

Dia macam tengah risau or something, dia nak online kappa, cepat cepat bukak laptop and shit. Tah apa dia taip entah, laju gila dengan muka penuh konsentrasi, berpeluh-peluh.

Lepas tuh dia berhenti, dia macam *phew*, dia bersandar. Dia senyum kat aku, aku pun senyum ah balik, dapat tengok muka dia banyak sikit, sialla, macam Sarah Tan doh, serious shit tak tipu.

Dia cakap "Thanks". Aku senyum jelah balik. Dia tanya "So what're you doing here? You don't look like someone who would normally be at places like this", siallah, hina sangat ke rupa aku nih, aku macam "Err, I don't know". Bodoh, cakap ah banyak sikit, tapi aku gagap kalau cakap b.i sooooooooo. Dia pun cakap lagi, "By the way, I'm Sarah", dia hulur tangan nak salam, aku pun bagitahu nama aku, pastuh aku macam, Sarah, what the fcok?! Aku tanya lagi dengan tiba-tiba penuh berani, "Sarah Tan?", dia macam "Yes" Sambil tergelak-gelak kecik.....

..pastuh dia cepat-cepat cakap "Nolah, I know I get that a lot so I just main-main lah, actually my name is Bunny". Dalam kepala aku oh local rupanya, tapi apa pelanchau dia nih buleh buat lawak, dah lah nama Bunny, wakhrahkhkgahgkha, so aku cakap "Errrrrrrrrrrrr, nice name" Bodoh, cuba ah honest sikit, muka dia macam bengang sikit "That was a long errrr", aku pulak dah, alamak camana nih, err, tukar topic "So apa kau buat yang sampai terkapai-kapai sikit dengan laptop tadi?" Entah kenapa bongong sangat aku cakap macam cakap dengan member tapi aku harap dia fahan.. dia faham sepenuhnya, dia pun jawap "Erm, I had to e-mail my assignments, my streamyx at home suddenly down, good thing I got this account, but tension betol ah".. "Apa tension, it's streamyx lah, what you expect?!".. "Wah you're suddenly so full of talking one", hahaha, aku dah terdiam sikit, sedap je sound aku.

"So you had lunch yet?", oh baru aku teringat aku belum makan lagi pon, dah nak dekat pukul 1 dah pon, aku macam "Err, I don't think so". "Well, I would want to belanja you lunch but I don't have enough money right now, so uhhh, maybe I can cook you something in my apartment, it's just down the road from this place".. "Oh, yeah?".. "Yeah, we can just walk up there".

..And in the immortal words of Vincent Vega "TO BE CONTINUED".

Billboard

Cunninlynguists - thugged out since cub scouts

When you arrive at the toll, use your fucking mind to get the fastest lane possible, I used my mind to see what lane shouldn't be slow and what lane is the slowest, both goes to the SMARTAG lane, wkahrkahkkga, use your fucking mind, be smart and don't use smart. No lah, but it's true, every fucking morning, the fucking smartag lane is the longest, what a smartass.

Ladidialdiadialdilaildaildiaaaa. Boringz boringz boringz boringz borinbz broingz borinz. Korang semua puasa tak? Aku puasa. End of story.

Pada suatu pagi, aku pening, lepas tuh aku tidur, pastuh aku sepatutnya bangun, tapi aku tak bangun pasal aku ingat aku pening lagi, tapi aku try bangun sikit, rupanya aku tak pening sangat lah, so aku bangun sepenuhnya.

Anyway aku ada cerita sikit nih. HmmmmmmmMMmMMmMmmmmmMmmmMMMm. I WISH!

Ketip Kuku

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Wuhu esok puasa.

Hmm, since I don't have a social life nowadays terawih won't be as fun.

When I was a teenager after terawih in that air conded masjid downsouth I could go anywhere and know everyone, I would go play video games at that place, I would go browse the secret catalogue in that video store and then see the abang mat rempits test out porn vcrs before renting, I would just walk around aimlessly and some random fuck would pull me to that house which sold those mercuns, I don't really play mercuns that much at that time compared to when I was a kid, but I like to play around with this telur naga shit, you know, light it up, wait a bit, then throw it, it will fucking fuck all in the air, so beautiful.

When I was kid, there was no terawih, we just went to the masjid at keramat to play war at the bukits next to the masjid, yes it was kurang ajar, but we were stupid little kids. I wrote about all that in a diary which had like what? 2-3 entries, and I threw it out cause at that time those pretty little things are pretty dirty secrets.

I had a friend who wrote in his diary nearly everyday, I read it while he was sleeping, but I got bored cause his english sucked, but everything was there, all his secret little feelings trapped inside the calm playboy demeanour.

Why wasn't I much of a diary guy. Well, I'm something else, I'm the class scribbler, namean? When the teacher is teaching shit, I'm in my own world with an empty pad, drawing or writing whatever the fuck I wanna, it could have to do with something I went through or not, it was just random abstract fuck yous, it's my escape. You have my diary, I have my fucking whateverpad.

This blog, is that exactly. Have I ever told you guys what went on this day, cause if I did I would bore the fuck outta ya, I don't have any scandals, the only reason I go to clubs is if I had shit to do, or I really want to layan the music (no 90% of fucks who go to club go to get drunk and wipe their dicks clean on pretty little gurlies), I don't do extreme interesting stuff like what, like what? Like whatever, like say, I don't, ummmm, how would I know, I just don't do extreme interesting stuff, get me? I don't meet girls everyday at the lepak place and try to court her or her, I don't have any adventures to tell you.

Just give me a fucking pencil, an empty pad, and I'll crap the fuck out of it, namean.

I have something to write right now but right now I must go to terawih, early month, must be a lotta people/posers in the mosque, I mean I'm gonna be there, nuff said innit.

girlfridayz = what a loser. Wkahrhkagkahgkahga.

G-Unit

I'm having an orgasm listening to coltrane's pursuance.

It's like a a-a--a-g-a-a-a - -a-aa ahands wailing.

Whatever yo.

MmmMMMMmmmmmmMmMMMMMmmmmMMmmmmmm.

Why is it that after I drink coffee, I get sleepy and berakky at the same time.

I always thought drinking coffee would make you not sleepy.

I hardly drink any coffee in my life except when I don't want to be sleepy.

But then again what's the point of drinking alsdlhwkhqfkahfaaa this is getting nowhere.

So how's your day been lately? WHoever the fuck you are.

My day has been, errrrrrrrrrrrghhh, oh actually I just woke up, I shouldn't have opinions or an opinion about my day.

Oh and Miss Laydiefa, yes please can I borrow please, I have mighty movies at my disposal, be glad to exchange shit, maybe I call you or msg you then we can arrange something, no I'm not trying to get you to re-arrange the furnitures in my apartment. I don't have an apartment, what a fucking loser.

You know what pisses me off? Drivers who speed on the slow lane and then flashes the light on a slow driver on the slow lane eh wait have I written about this? I can't remember, oh well, ever notice how we always repeat the same story over and over again to friends, you do get a sense of dejavu but you dismiss it by ensuring yourself that that waas because you have told the story to your other friends but the fact is you've actually told the story 5 times to the same person as you confidently assume you told it to 5 other friends. So to make amends, what you do is just untell the story 4 time to the one friend, and retell it to 4 different friends, conclusively what you get is the same story told once to 5 different persons, just perfect. I always have a solution to everything, I'm so proud of myself.

Have a g-g-g-g-g-g-g--g-g-g-great day! G-Unit sucks. Peace.

Cannibal Ox - cold vein
Ooh the drums on this song.

Dup tak tadup tak tak
Dup tak tak dup tak tak
Dup tak tadup tak tak
Dup tak tatatadup tak tak tak

Oooaooaaaooooooh.

I watch this movie, veery very very funny?!!!!! I laughed a fucking lot believe me.

It's The 40-year-old Virgin



I also watched Baadassssssss. Mario's movie about his dad making the first blaxploitation movie, it's the shit yo. Gotta watch that, namean yo yo yo. yo yo yo did you see that kid yo yo yo yo yo.

Cuban Link

Sekarang kat dinding pulak. Aku rasa dia macam bertapa ah, aku nih kira cobaan ah kot. Like whatevva.

That You Know

Kat tandas aku kan ada benda nih yang selalu ada kat tandas, benda yang untuk cuci jamban kau tuh, yang macam, macam apa ah, macam tangkai pastuh ada macam, whatever. So benda tuh kat tepi jamban, so ada lipas nih bertenggek kat situ, berjam jam doh, aku keluar tidur beberapa jam, kencing, dia ada kat situ, makan bla bla bla pergi balik nak mandi+berak dia ada kat situ lagi. Aku tak tahu ah kalau aku kat luar dia terbang lepak tepi berus gigi ke apa ka pastuh aku nak masuk dia cepat cepat kembali ke posisi, tapi ye ah, dia bertenggek je kat batang benda tuh.

Life is Beautiful

I was watching this movie Life is Beautiful, paradoxically beautiful and funny movie (did I spell that paradoxwhatever shit right, or even use it right? whatever). But then, at around 20 minutes from the end the cd fucking stopped, unable to read disc, well fuck me princess, but it's a very good movie, I must re-find it. So since I was so dissapointed and tak tahan I had to neutralize myself so dig up the dusty shit and took out a classic movie Blood In Blood Out, planned just to watch a bit to make me happy but ended watching the whole 3 hours, what an emotional movie, still very sad certain scenes allthough I probably watch tis shit bimonthly, like whatever. Peace. Where can I find American Me now.

I do watch a lot of gangster movies, but mexican ones appeal more because I have mexican/spanish blood in me.

Becksy

I had to wake up early today got some shit to do. Long time no read newspaper one. becks backs sven. Fuck off. What the England footie team needs is a captain who's not a pussy like beckham. Someone who's an asshole, and who would beat the fuck out of beckham for being a pussy then beat the pussy for being a victoria. Someone like bryan robson or david batty namean. Then they need a manager who does not field 10 fucking defenders in a world cup, maybe a manager who has balls to fucking play all out attacking, and if they still want a defensive pussy, maybe someone who's a fucking master tactician, not a dumbass with a funny haircut and ugly spectacles, and an annoying name, and from a country that breeds dumbfuck black metal kids who paint their faces like it's a fucking funfair and think it's grim. Fuck off.

Taste Bud

I went to the loo to pee, while I was squatting to pee an itty bitty shit came out, so I had to shit too. Like whatever.

I have ulcers in my mouth, it hurts when eating spicy food, but somehow I'm savouring it. Like what the fuck.

Peace.

Pendulum - Slam

Yo it's like, yo yo yo, but tonight tonight dup dupdudpud pudpudpudpup duapduapduapduaps duapoduapsudpasudpaua dup tak dup tak dup tak tdup tak tdupt ak dup tak dup tak dup tak tdup tak duptak duptakkaktaktkatkatkatkata dup tak.

It's like yo yo yo yo yo.

Puzzay

Hari tuh aku nak update, sekali blogger nih lambat nak load. Pukiberapi.

Kuloh

"Sing it lah" - shazzy

Wordplay of the year. Wkahrkahkga.

Anyway.

Di sebuah hotel di tingkat bawah ada sebidang sawah maksud aku powahhhh, 100 plus powerrrrrr best rasanyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, bila masa kau seddia sediaaaaa flizzow penglipur larA gemaran anak darA rA rA rA rA rA rA rA rA rA.

I need a life. And maybe a gf. By gf I meant girlfriend, not good fuck.

BOBOAY.

Diari Motosikal

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LALLALlallalLLALALALLlala.

Apa lanchiau kawan kawan.

Suatu hari di sebuah country. Country rhyme dengan hari.

Anyway.

ALahhhhhhhh.

Aku tak tahu doh nak tulis apa. Alahahhhhhhhh.

Aku dah tengok Batman Begins, okay ah, tapi Batman dia rupa tak best, Keaton nye muka Batman gak masih best. Tapi batmobile, pergh gila gempak doh, macam, macam, macam, macam tenggiling. Kot.

Aku dah tengok Kingdom of Heaven, okay ah, Salahuddin macho doh. Tapi perang last last tuh tak ikut cerita betol, padahal askar Salahuddin tuh terus rempuh je sampai menang, pastuh maafkan orang Kristian, and kasi orang Jew hidup kat Jerusalem lepas diaorang kena halau dulu. Lepas tuh, askar dia bukan banyak sebenarnya tapi taktik power dengan teknologi. Tapi kalau Director ikut fakta kang bengang lak orang orang extreme kristian, ini yang dah sugar coated pun dah cukup bengang.

Anyway.

Aku dah tengok ada lah lagi cerita, malas nak cerita.

Aku tengah tengok Motorcycle Diaries nih. Woohoo.

Oh aku dah tengok Wicker Park. Gila jiwang doh.

Anyway.

Aku dah aku dah aku dah aku dah UPODET.

aNYWAY.

Aku tengah sakit cirit-birit, lubang buntut melecet nih. Tahik keluar macam disalut cili gamaknya, lubang buntut rasa macam ada mint asli. Dah lah, jap lagi updet lagi, macam biasa, lepas tuh tinggalkan sebulan. Peace.

Santa Menopause

Today I woke up quite early, around 8, with wide open eyes, and now it's look at the posted at yourself sucka PM and I'm not sleepy, wowee, that's kinda cool. Yeah I know no big deal, but I just felt kinda cool. Actually last night I was watching this old movie, well not too old, Bad Santa, pretty nice movie, but I was too tired so I kinda slept with lights on and shit though half-concious did pause the media player. The movie was tight. That's two - old criminal and a kid relationship movies I've seen this week, the other was Leon a.k.a The Professional, which was pretty okay, Portman was hot, but the ending sucked ass.

Bad Santa was much better, Billy Bob Thornton just fucking killed it (Which means he kicked ass in rap lingo), he's just effortlessly cynical, unapologetically assholic, yes, how fucking smooth is walking around with a santa outfit, drinking beer then throwing the emptied bottle on a random mercedes benz front mirror or whatever. And then that part where some kid was questioning him being Santa, "No, I'm a fucking accountant, I just dress like this as a fashion statement". Yo and how about swearing like fuck when talking to a kid, no holds barred like what the fuck are you talking about you idiot. Anyway, I could ramble more about this but it's better if cats who haven't already just fucking see it innit. Cause you know it set a new record for christmas movies by having the most swear words. And allthough it's about an asshole who fucking cracks safes to steal money, well what he really just do with the money is rent an apartment, drink all day, fuck wemenz and cause shit, you can relate to him if you wanna, I can relate to him, he's just a simple man with a kind heart and a drunk mind, it's like what he said to the midget "Look at you people, look at all that shit, do you really need all that shit".

Saat Bahagia

Kepala pantat engkau lahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (Ha?! Pantat?! Mana? Mana?!@)

Anyway, dunia terlalu indah woooheeee woeoheheheeeeyaaaaaaaaa (Shahila - saat bahagia), nyanyilah kamu semua lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Whatever.

Engkau, ya engkau, mari sini, mari mari. Ya engkau, wahai engkau, yang berambut lurus, bermata warna apa entah, ye engkau, perempuen, mari sini, puaskan, yaaa puaskannnn, puaskan keinginan ku untuk bercinta. (Hek eleh mamat nih, kecco ah).

Tapi dulu kau liarrrrrrrr, kata ketua gang itu kepada ahli barunya.

Anyway. Hi kawan-kawan, aku takde idea, aku tidur tak tentu masa. Aku cukup tidur, tapi nak tidur jugak, pasal biasa sekarang nih aku tengah tidur, kenapa aku tak mandi? Aku pun tak tahu. Sepatutnya aku mandi, tidur dah cukup, nasi lemak dah makan pagi tadi, jadi? Mandi! Oh mandi, betapa mandi itu... Okay ah aku amik tuala, jap lagi aku mandi, ataupun sekarang.

Takpun aku ada idea, meh layan lagu nih, lagu apa kau kata? Lagu nih..... Lagu apa ya?! Lagu KRU - apa saja apa saaaaaaajaaaa untukmuuuuuu tak kuhirhaigaa layan doh.

Aku tak jiwang sebenarnya, ya, malah sebaliknya, sekarang nih aku tengah tak jiwang langsung, tuh yang membuatkan aku nak jiwang, best ka tak jiwang langsung nih, rasa macam kaki besar pun ada, maksud aku big foot, takde perasaan, best gak takde perasaan, tapi kalau terdengar lagu jiwang, aduh, feeling lah pulak, kalau dah feeling, tapi tak boleh buat apa-apa kecuali gengggam tangan pastuh cakap "yeah" macam chow sing chee, baik tak payah feeling doh.

Best ke jiwang? Memang best, tapi menyusahkan. Kadang-kadang kau rasa macam lagi best sakit hati daripada takde perasaan, tapi rupanya itu semua karut, daripada aku sakit hati, baik aku makan ayam, ayam roasted, UUUuuuu yeah. Ayam merah lagi best, ayam merah yang kat orang kahwin tuh, bila nak makan ayam merah kahwin sendiri?

Kepala hotak kau lah.

Tapi ironic kalau aku kahwin takde ayam merah, alah ayam merah kahwin tuh, bukan ayam merah yang tak best ataupun ayam madu yang tak best, tapi ayam merah kahwin tuh, ya memang pelik kalau takde kat majlis aku sendiri, pasal setiap kali aku pergi majlis kahwin orang, ada beberapa perkara yang aku look forward tuh, selain daripada cuci mata tengok ayam berkaki dua, aku juga tak sabar nak makan ayam merah, itupun kalau ada lah kan, kononnya cakap ayam berkaki kuda nak maksudkan manusia, padahal ayam yang binatang pun berkaki dua.

Jangan jadi sangkek hey jangan salah angkut hooo.

Anyway way way way weyyyyyyy.

Dan bodynya ramping muka memanggg jambuuuu.

Sorry ciplak lirik Nico sikit. Nico rules.

Anywoyyy woyyy woiiii.

Hari nih aku round round kat bangsar. Takde tujuan pun saje je round, tak boleh? Tapi takde ayam berkaki dua untuk ku cuci mata. Tapi takpe, pasang CD Company Flow siket, aku rasa cool buat beberapa minit, padahal aku belum mandi, rambut macam baru lepas melancap sambil kusutkan rambut.

Okay ah babai.

SA

"While San Andreas is already full of violent behaviour and sexual themes, the pornographic scenes push it over the edge"

It's about the patch that unleashes a few boobies up that ass.

And wow. The funniest thing I read all day.

Bullshit.

This has been going on for years. It's like the news. It's still okay to show the old ultra-violence but once the old in-out in-out pays the old suprise visit, it's "over the edge".

Yes that's the world we live in.

And I favour boobs over cracked heads anytime suckaz.

I still can't believe this shit. It's bad for kids to shoot at people's heads, but it's "badder" if they have sex. I don't know, let's mingle a little bit with this idea, you kill people, you kill people, the other fuck gets pain and suffering, you have sex, the other fuck gets pleasure, and maybe well polished nipples, and the good old endorphins up that ass, I mean brains. Worse comes to worse, she gets pregnant.

Oh well too pissed off to think. Human logic is fucked, yet we still value it like fuck. Fuck it.

Chicks

It's sad innit. All Friends Requests pending in my friendster account are hot females, I mean chicks.

The brightside is if I'm bored and feel like oogling at hot females, I mean chicks at friendster, I don't need to look far.

Plus some of these females, I mean chicks have been in that pending slot for years.

Har har har. I'm a focking loser.

Deero

So yesterday I walked out of the house and went into my car. I drove to damansara utama. I parked somewhere near a cyber cafe. I stepped out and I found out that, I stepped on a snail :( ............... wait no I didn't, for you to poop on! So I walked and walked and walked towards a place to eat. Went in and sat down at a nasi ayam restaurant.

Dear diary, today I think I fell in love.

Dear diary, I kiddd I kidddddd.

Dear diary, does anyone ever read my blog?

Dear master, you remember when you were a kid and you wrote about how you said you were going to terawih but actually you went to play mercun war with your friends. You remember? Well whatever, I do, so right now all I'm saying is, you're a fuckhead, I'm trying to fuck devon aoki's diary right now, in other words, please fuck off.

Dear diary, why are you so mean?

Dear master, why are you so fat?

Dear diary, because I eat a lot

Dear master, that's not the point of my question

Dear diary, then what is?

Dear master, that you're a fuckass

Dear diary, whateva

Dear master, don't whatever me

Dear diary, well don't dear me you faggot

Dear master, diaries don't have gender sir

Dear diary, that's beside the point

Dear master, then what's the point?

Dear diary, fuck off

Dear master, I said that first

Dear diary, so what's your point exactly?

Dear master, that if you listened to what I said you wouldn't be around to say fuck off to me in the first place

Dear diary

Dear master, what?

Dear diary

Dear master, what? you twit

Dear diary, what......................ever

Dear master, you're an asshole

Dear diary, Wkahgkahgkahgkahkga

Dear master, bye

Dear diary, nice talking to you sucka.

Loser + Hot Chick

Can I still bitch about new jack swing disguised as hip hop? Cause it's a fucking plague nowadays, it's like every fucking pop song has to be new jack swing but misunderstood as hip hop. Don't get me wrong new jack swing can be good. And what is it with rapping in BM baku, like what the fuck, I got out of school to truly and purely fucking escape that shit, and this paradise is getting spoiled, by fucking rappers? Fuck off.

Well whatever.

Anyway.

I'm fucking single innit. Yet again I ask, any beautiful girls up for a relationship that doesn't make sense (loser + hot chick)?

Nice try, you useless fuck.

Peace.

Revenge of the Shit

I don't normally blog after my team lose a match. But ironically, I'm doing so, after losing a cup final! Yes we lost to Arsenal, but I wasn't too sad (This from someone who just silenced his cellphone), I felt satisfied because we played very well, it was a very good match, and we played very very well, everyone tried very hard, Arsenal was totally totally outplayed, but oh well. Arsenal can have the cup, I'll give Man Utd, the respect.



Okay here we go, I watched Revenge of the Sith, and honestly, it sucked. It's better than the first two, but I'm not looking at it at that perspective, it still sucked. The world Lucas created is amazing, but all that's left is potential, and the Star Wars prequels I conclude, doesn't fulfill that potential one bit. Everyone was acting like they were from a stupid reality show called Laguna Beach, I couldn't be entertained by any character from the movie at all even ones from the originals. The dialogues were just too poor, either that or badly executed, but I just didn't feel anything throughout the movie, I just wanted to see what happen, maybe oogle at the CGs, and then get out of there. That's it. I'm pretty sure it's not the actors' faults, cause they were very talented, I don't know what was wrong. I came home, and dug into my cd collection and put on A New Hope, and yeah, only the first few scenes, I laughed, I realized exactly why Revenge of the Sith and the prequels suck. It's not a prequel-hating stereotype I'm running, it's just simply that, the prequels, actually, really sucked. Revenge of the Sith was good only because it made me look forward to the sequels, to liberate me from all these characterless nonsense. I can't say so for a lot of other people, it's been getting good reviews. But for me personally, it sucked, yes the CG's are good, but somehow I'm not buying that shit easily, plus I've seen CG's being done more justice in LOTR and as beautiful. And yeah, I'm not too into mindless action, so without character, superb acting, mean dialogues, humour (And yeah without most of these, the storyline will be fucked as well, there's no emotion supporting it) etc, a movie can just fuck off. "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader (From the A New Hope, mind you).



Right before going to the cinema, I watched a real mean-ass movie, The Boondock Saints, it RULES! Yeah, I liked it very much. Creatively filmed, the acting was real good, especially from Willem DaFoe who is a faggot but hard-ass FBI cop, he took the role and played it gracefully. It's basically about two Irish-American brothers who got into a situation with a bunch of mobsters, and find themselves with a lotta cash, and weapons. They're pretty much psycho in a way, since they decided to go out and kill anyone they feel is bad (Mostly mobsters) after that, but they're also very nice charming guys (With a thick but cool sounding irish accent). I don't know, I'll recommend this to anyone, it's the shit. Brilliantly executed, great, great acting, funny, nice dialogues, creative action scenes, no wonder it's a cult movie.

Zombes

Innuendo - belaian jiwa

Now I remember. I was picking up my sister from school, this day was quite hectic, loads of cars, so many children. I was listening to my cds on the changer, then came the intro for the Sympozium song by dimmu, you know the fucking haunting chaotic organs playing amongst the heavy guitars and drums, right at that very moment as I was waiting in the traffic jam, I glazed at the waiting place for the kids, and BOW, teeee neee nee neeeee, tak faham ke? Argh uhk, it was like the music and the fucking scene just matched, bulu aku naik sial. Wahkrhkahkga. It's like chaos, disorder, it's like those kids were zombies, hahaha, prowling around, chaos chaos TEEEE NE NEEEE NE NEEEE. Okay lah, korang mesti tak faham, aku pun tak gheti nak cerita sampai faham. Peace.

Feel What I Feel

Aaliyah - at your best

I got sick for two days. I think it's because of the weather, what a weak muthufuckuh.

I'm back to the streamyx me for a lotta few days, no outside work, I be infront of the PC, surfing to find movies to download and shit and then obviously downloading them. This song at your best is rearr lyy rear lyyyyy best! Jiwang cam kemak doh, serious jiwang, memang jiwang pukibai, puki berapi dan puki berpintal. At your best, you are loveeeeeee, you're a positive motivating force in my life, SEKALI keluar ayat motivating nih lah pulak, rasa macam dia tujukan lagu nih buat cikgu dia daa. Hahaha. Takpe, itu je kot komplen aku, papahal lagu nih jiwang puki berapi, jenis kau buleh terbayang kau jiwang, padahal memang kau tengah jiwang, maksud aku jiwang luar bilik ah boddo, jiwang dengan wemenz yang wujud, oh baru aku faham, bukan jiwang sorang sorang ah.. bukan.

Tekkkannnnn tekkkannnnnn ada yang tertekkannnnnnnn.

Weh. Apa nih, apa tuh, apa, hmmm, kau tak rasa bodoh ke aku buat survey tuh? Wkahrkahkga, dah lah jawap macam cipet, macam tak ekhlas, "I don't know" "Don't think so" "Whateva". Takde usaha nak fikir langsung untuk jawap dengan lengkap ataupun berisi, dahlah 62 soalan, kau rasa ada orang rajin nak skim through that bullshit ke. Boddo natang nih. So basically, wuuyo. So so soooo. Last night, lassttttt night, aku tengok t.v, terloncat idea keluar ke kepala aku untuk isi blog dengan isi, tapi once aku depan pc, serious aku lupa, serious aku rasa apa aku nak tulis tuh best, tak aku bukan buat alasan doh. Aku tak tipu, rasa macam best. So aku harap u olsssss. Hahahha, koghang semua nih anggap jelah ini ending bagi suatu entry berisi yang best dalam blog aku.

62

Bob Dylan - man in me

Survey time. 62 soalan. HAMBIK KAU!

1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Erm. I don't know.

2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Water.

3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Err. I don't know.

4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
I want wings muthafuckah, can fly one.

5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Err, don't know.

6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
Whatever.

7. Are you a pyromaniac?
No. Scared of fire.

8. So you have too many love interests?
Not sure.

9. Do you know anyone famous?
Don't think so.

10. Describe your bed.
Never made.

11. Are you spontaneous or planned?
If I was spontaneous I might have a hard time trying to answer this, if I'm planned, I might have a lot to write. I don't know.

12. Who would play you in a movie?
Johny Depp. Wakrahkhkga.

13. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah. When I was 14, I started playing strip poker, and that was also when I learned how to wank.

14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Wallet and Cellphone.

15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
Everything around me. The people, the place, the t.v, the music. Shit, if I start thinking about my childhood, I'll go crazy for a while, it's too different, it's too magical.

16. Are you happy with your given name?
Most def. Big ups to my Parents.

17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
A few billions. Try me.

18. What color is your bedroom?
My sister painted it pink, oh well I learned to get used to it.

19. What was the last song you were listening to?
Bob Dylan - man in me

20. Have you ever been in a play?
I think so. The play was lead by a bunch of faggots who were my seniors, and all the actors involved, my batch, were the gangsta like guys (I was the only nice guy), it was very ironic. Warhkahkkhga. Then after the play, the faggots got scolded by the gangsta seniors cause they made my friend dress up as a girl. The play was funny as fuck though.

21. Have you ever been in love?
I think so. But I'm not sure.

22. Do you talk a lot?
Definitely no.

23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Yes and yes.

24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Not really.

25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Definitely.

26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend or your friends?
No girl for now, so friends.

27. What is your ideal marriage location?
Heaven.

28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Guitar, or piano.

29. Favorite fabric?
Comfortable ones.

30. Something you love and hate?
This question requires a fucking book for an answer, I ain't doing that.

31. What kind of bedding do you use?
How should I know.

32. What's the one language you want to learn?
Spanish. To impress the girls.

33. How do you eat an apple?
I don't know, middle first then the rest I guess.

34. What do you order at a bar?
Milk. Ok really, I don't go to bars.

35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Nope

36. Do you have tattoos?
Nope.

37. Do you drive a stick?
Don't know.

38. Favorite trait of the opposite sex?
I don't know, boobs? Pussy? Fucking personality.

39. What's one trait you hate in a person?
I can't decide.

40. What kind of watch do you wear?
Not a watch kinda guy.

41. Most frivolous purchase?
What's frivolous?

42. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Not sure.

43. What are you best at cooking?
Cooking is for females. Yes I'm sexist, or not.

44. Favorite writing instrument?
Pen.

45. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Blend in.

46. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
No way.

47. What's one car you will never buy?
A car that sucks.

48. What kind of books do you like to read?
I might come off as nerdy, or not, but no books.

49. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Save the fucking money.

50. Burial or cremation?
Burial of course.

51. How many online journals do you read regularly?
Mmmm. A few 5-6.

52. What's one thing you're a loser at?
Being a winner.

53. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
I don't show it.

54. Do you cry in front of your friends?
Nope. It's that machismo going on.

56. What's one thing you like to do alone?
Wank.

57. Are you a giver or a taker?
Both.

58. When's the last time you cried?
I forgot.

59. Favorite communication method?
Talking.

60. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
I don't drink

61. Do you think you're cute?
Nope

62. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
Yeah.

Marion 8TV

Wakrhakhgkahga. Bosan bosann. Baru nak update gile. Mmmmm. Arghhhh. Blog sekarang dah hebat, aku dengar ada macam realiti t.v versi blog ah pulak, kira ada contestant, vote out dan apa pelanchau lagi ah, kau kena tulis topik ditentukan, wakrkhakhga, pastuh ada judge. Hebat.

Aku dulu masa blog tak banyak, aku cuma suka tengok blog perempuens. Ya, pasal aku takde social life kan so aku suka baca kehidupan kehidupan diaorang yang sosial tuh. Fucking bimbos or not. Ye aku stalk diaorang gila babi dari segi internet. Ye best best buat camtuh, best baca cerita cerita skandalous, wahkrahkkhga, best best, memang best. Ye dulu rumah sewa takde internet, aku pergi cc nak baca blog orang, wakhrhkahkga, mesti mesti, itu hobby, pastuh pasal tension sangat, bukak gta tembak kepala orang, ye memang best buat macam tuh, hilangkan tension, time ada awek memang banyak tension, bila takde awek baru sedar semua tak perlu, awek memang cibai, tapi kalau tak cibai, camana nak jolok, gila, kena carik awek cibai yang sesuai jelah kot. Namean. Cibai yang kena dengan koneknya.

Aku tak update bukan apa, pasal aku nih orang yang bosan, takde benda nak cite. Takde bende yang aku tension nak cerita. Kang carik benda tension tak pasal pasal tak natural pulak tension tuh. Cuma kadang-kadang, aku tension gak, dengan, dengan apa ah, mmmmmmmmm. Entah ah, tak ingat. Tuh ah, takde awek nih, takde benda nak tension sangat, kalau tension pun, takde ah tension sangat sampai nak tulis kat blog, kalau ada awek, sampai buleh tulis poem, tak ke bodoh dan menyampah tuh, tapi buat jugak, bodo natang nih. Aku allergic dengan club, mata aku sakit masuk dalam club, kombinasi macam-macam buleh buat mata sakit, asap club tuh dengan lampu-lampu pukimak dia, aku pergi club terpaksa, bukan aku nak clubbing, ada hal ler. Weh aku nak buat survey.

Dan untuk pengetahuan anda. Jika anda seorang awek yang perfect, lawa tak ingat dunia lagi serbaguna dan setia. Silalah message aku ke apa ke. Aku desperate housewives nih. Wkharhkaga. Marey marey, aku tak hensem, tapi aku ada hard disk besar, pecite doh, takde tandingan doh. Aku ada dua mouse atas meja, pecite pecite. Jap biar aku publish dulu sementara aku carik survey nak buat. Argkha.

Oh kat blog Laydiefa dia cerita pasal lelaki flash kat dia. So aku tunggu jelah bila Marion 8TV nak flash kat aku. Aku pun daredevil lah kat bahan bahan dia.

Satu

I don't have much to write about. So while listening to my daily lucy in the loo, let me post the lyrics to this one song by glen frey. Just cause I wanna. I can't relate, but I can imagine a situation to relate to it.

I know you need a friend, someone you can talk to
Who will understand what you're going through
When it comes to love, there's no easy answer
Only you can say what you're gonna do
I heard you on the phone, you took his number,
Said you were alone but you called him "Sue"
Isn't he the guy, the guy who left you cryin'?
Isn't he the one who made you blue?
When you remember those nights in his arms,
You know you gotta make up your mind
Are you gonna stay with the one who loves you
Or are you goin' back to the one you love?
Someone's gonna cry when they know they've lost you
Someone's gonna thank the stars above
What you gonna say when he comes over?
There's no easy way to see this through
All the broken dreams, all the disappointments
Oh girl, what you gonna do?
Your heart keeps sayin', "It's just not fair"
But still you gotta make up your mind

Lawak Edah Pada Pukul 1:15 AM Waktu Malaysia

penyangak : kalau aku raba dia time tuh pun aku rasa dia restu
penyangak : entah tak tahu
edah : hahaha sial je
edah : perut rasa kembung je
edah : banyak angin
edah : nak minum coke pun tak berahi
edah : *benari
edah : *berani
edah : fuck typos
penyangak : wakrhakhgkahgkahgkahgk ahgkahgkahgk ahgakghkahgkahk gahgk ahkghakgha kghakghakgha
penyangak : that's the shit weh
edah : apahal
edah : lempang kang
penyangak : kwhakrkahkga
penyangak : aku tak tahu kena ada nafsu baru buleh minum coke
edah : eleh
edah : typos ahhhhh
penyangak : what e verrrrr
edah : s
penyangak : baru aku tahu sekarang
penyangak : haahha

Aku Macam

MYST - Barracuda

Some girls can talk real fast, it's like listening to Bone-Thugs. All I could make out was "aku macam" or "was like". So I was like blablalbllblalallbalblablalballbala ballbalblalba and he was like balballallalala aku macam, hellooooo.

Sin City

Is the shit!

Stick This Up That

1. What is the total amount of music files on your computer?
Around 40gb.

2. The CD you last bought?
I don't remember.

3. What was the last song you listened to before reading this message?
Naughtius Maximus - here comes trouble
(Trouuuble parap pap trouuuuble parap pap)

4. Write down five songs that you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.

1. Fuck this I can't decide.


2. Fuck this I can't decide.


3. Fuck this I can't decide.


4. Fuck this I can't decide.


5. Fuck this I can't decide.

5. Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why.

1. Myself so I can do go back to the past and do this shit in the first place.


2. Whatever


3. Whatever

SLUT SHOWS

Yes, slut shows, I'm sure all of you have seen 'em at least once in your life, I'm not gonna say they're bad, allthough they generally are, slut shows are shows where a bunch of people are fighting for the love of one. Like say joe millionaire, or for the love of money, or outback jack or whatever.

First of all, we all know the recent wave of reality t.v is bullshit, it's the revival of early WWF, where people are still unsure whether it's acting or real allthough it's obviously acting. I don't watch reality t.v at all, I've tried and stuck to a few episodes of something, then I just gave up.

What's funny about slut shows is when the pursuers start philosophizing about love, and life and shit, that's the funniest shit I'll see on t.v, like here she is, talking about love is about this and that, life bla bla bla bullcrap bla bla bla whatever bla bla bla. How fucked up is that, the next time she's going to kiss him, she's also going to be kiss 12 other females who have left a mark on those lips. I never thought people would be making up long sentences about trying to win the heart of a slut. Uregkgh. Allthough female sluts are *drool*, especially Julie Cooper, woohoo.

Reality TV would be nice if it was "Real". Everytime I see an interview with the participants, you can just feel the bullshit, it's coating you, it's like you know, SMARTSHOP ads.

Let's just say fuck all that, and watch MAX X.

Aphuck

Aphex Twin - xtal

I'm listening to electronic music. Unme.

What I want now. Hmm maybe a decent nice-ass monitor headphone. And loads of hard disk space. Fuck I got the dough for all that, thanks to doing a few shit and also saving loads of fucking money by not having a girlfriend. All I need now, is the willpower to actually spend and shop, no I'm not good at that, I guess it goes with the gender, while shopping is therapeutic for the female or the feminine (Mountains of difference there), in my case, it's phobic, unless it's for stupid things that you will never see again like cybercafe time, or whatever whatever, oh well at least it won't fucking mess up the closet, which ain't no walk-in.

I wanted to download spanglish. And I did. Well I did download something with spanglish as its filename, turns out it's not. It's actually a british teen movie called Virtual Sexuality, and no it's not porn, it's not bad at all. Seen hot chick? Well this movie is more or less like it, girl in a man's body, same concept, though I think this movie came earlier and it's much better in many ways. First off in hot chick you get the standard hollywood template bullshit, something happens-learns lesson-end. This movie you don't know what's gonna happen, you just keep waiting, and anyway, it won't be as good if we're not used to the bullshit hollywood keeps selling though, I guess. But it's kinda funny, not bad at all, plus it does have a few twists. And I don't feel like I'm actually writing all this because I want to, I don't know, fuck a blog you know what, I need some femme pusse for fre.

Arguement Clinic

I only drink plain water. I don't got no SOUL.

I get headaches after a shampoo. Not to mention itchy shoulders. (Note to self : use dove instead of shampoo on pubics).

I don't play enough action pc games. I don't got no SOUL.

I just couldn't get that gengaro or gangako (It's actually Ganguro) whatever girl to sleep with me. I suck.

Urgh.

I've been watching too much 70s show, if I get exposure to a social life (Been at least a month since this), I might just sit down like hyde and talk like eric.

And since I'm really, really bored, I've decided to write a transcript of Monty Python's argument clinic.



AC = Arguement Client
AT = Arguement Therapist
Wakhrahkhgka = aku tengah gelak besar, malas nak document gelak gelak kecik.

(Knocks on the door)
AT : come in!
AC : is this the right room for an argument
AT : I've told you once
AC : : no you haven't
AT : yes I have
AC : when?
AT : just now
AC : no you didn't
AT : yes I did
AC : didn't
AT : I did
AC : didn't
AT : I'm telling you I didn't
AC : you did not!
AT : uh sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or a full half hour?
AC : oh! uh, just the 5-minute one
AT : fine..... thank you
AT : anyway I did
AC : you most certainly did not
AT : now let's get one thing quite clear, I most definitely told you!
AC : you did not
AT : yes I did
AC : you did not
AT : yes I did
AC : didn't
AT : yes I did
AC : didn't
AT : yes I did
AC : look this isn't an argument!
AT : yes it is
AC : no it isn't, it's just contradiction
AT : no it isn't
AC : yes it is
AT : it is not
AC : it is! you just contradicted me
AT : no I didn't
AC : oh you did!
AT : no no no no no no
AC : you did, just then
AT : no no no nonsense
AC : oh look this is futile!
AT : no it isn't
AC : I came here for a good argument
AT : no you didn't, you came here for an argument
AC : well argument is not the same as contradiction
AT : can be
AC : no it can't! an argument's a collective series of statements to establish a definite proposition
AT : no it isn't
AC : yes it is, it isn't just contradiction
AT : look if I argue with you I must take up a contrary position
AC : but it isn't just sayin "no it isn't"
AT : yes it is
AC : no it isn't!

Warakhgkahkgahkghakga

AC : arguing is an intellectual process, contradiction is just a automatic naysaying of anything the other person says
AT : no it isn't
AC : yes it is
AT : not at all
AC : now look..

(AT rings bell)
AT : thank you! good morning!

Warakhgkahkgahkgha

AC : what?!
AT : that's it! good morning
AC : I was just getting interested
AT : sorry, the 5 minutes is up
AC : that was never 5 minutes just now!
AT : I'm afraid it was
AC : no it wasn't!
AT : sorry I'm not allowed to argue anymore
AC : WHAT?!
AT : if you want me to go on arguing you'll have to pay for another 5 minutes
AC : but that was never 5 minutes just now
AT : .........
AC : oh come on! this is ridicilous
AT : I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay

AC : oh allright (AC hands AT some cash for another 5 minutes) ..there you are

AT : thank you
AC : well?
AT : well what?
AC : that was never 5 minutes just now
AT : I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay
AC : I just paid!
AT : no you didn't

Warakhgkahkgahkghakgaaaaaa

AC : I did
AT : no you didn't
AC : I did
AT : no you didn't
AC : I did
AT : ...
AC : look I don't wanna argue about that
AT : well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay
AC : A-HA! well if I didn't pay why are you arguing, gotchu!
AT : no you haven't
AC : yes I have..

AC : if you're arguing I must've paid

AT : not necessary,

.......

AT : I could be arguing in my spare time!

Wahrkahgkahgahkgahkghakghkgawahrkahkgahkga

AC : I've had enough of this!
AT : no you haven't
AC : oh shuttup.

(AC leaves room)

Wahrkahgkahgahkgahkghakghkgawahrkahkgahkgawakhrkahkgagkhagka


Korang kena download nih, kelakar gila doh, Monty Python legends doh. Carik je "monty python arguement clinic" kat p2p tuh mesti jumpa punya. lagi lagi sketch yang kelakar - dead parrot, biggus dickus (dari movie diaorang), job interview, ministry of silly walk dan banyak lagi lah.

Third Person

Melly - bercintalah denganku

Keep this up. The less you update, the more macho you become. Yeargh!

Bercintaaaaaaalahhh deeeeengankuuuuuu.

Men tend to philosophize a lot, and women, they just like to tell you what they've done during the day. And I'm generalizing, well let's just say, that's the unspoken norm. Maybe it's because, women like to tell you everything they've done during the day, and men, being caring creatures, like to ask a lot, just to please them, and this often practiced questioning will eventually lead to a philosophical questioning of life and everything mind-boggling embedded into our minds subconciously. Now why the fuck did I write all that?

You do have the potential to have motivation, but you are too lazy to get it, because it doesn't seem fun allthough in truth, it is the purest of fun. The thing is, the fakest of fun, is funner to you. And why the fuck am I talking in third person, or fourth, or whatever.

I've been here before. Do any one of you realize that it's so fucking hard to get bored of boredom. I don't know what that means but it makes sense to me, how could you ever get bored of boredom. Oh wait. Argh.

Remember the days, when you hate hitz.fm, but you still tune in? Okay, when I said "You", I meant me, and anyone else who agree with me. Well, those days, are over, cause the deejays suck. Remember the legendary morning crew? No more of that. Sigh, mixtapes are the shit now. Can't sleep without a cd writer. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I need to play computer games, I mean I need to start, there's no one much to chat with me, I'm as bad with girls on the internet as in real life, and that's pretty bad, very very bad, ultra magnificiently bad, thousands and thousands of badness. That's what you get when you try to not use the magic words. I could have just said so fucking bad and shut up. Peace.

Falentino

A Tribe Called Quest - electric relaxation

Ooh, valentine in 2 days, it's really a stupid thing but it's also reminder to all the singles that you're fucking lonely and you ain't shit. So any hot damn beautiful and interesting girls out there, if you dig an uninteresting big fat ugly bastard who listens to hip hop. Ring me up.

WHO'S YOUR DADDY

What O'shea was saying when he chipped the keeper with ultimate perfection.

WOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohuuuuuuuuuuu.

Okay I'm sorry to say this, Arsenal players are fucking faggots. Just around 5 minutes into the game Ashley Cole got blown by the wind and fucking fell down, I was like what the fuck?! Wenger needs to wear spectacles, it's not the first time his players did these lame dives, remember Vieira and Pires, what? they fucking tripped on a blade of grass that the turf man forgot to trim? I mean what the fuck?! Too fucking obvious and too fucking disgusting. Yeah sure, the last match Rooney fell suspiciously, but he had Sol Campbell's long ass legs infront of him, what the fuck you do? Lick it? And Wenger was furious having a go at Rooney. How bout someone post up an hour's video of Ashley Cole's "fall" repeating itself again and again every week to remind the muthafuckah.

It was a fucking disgrace, what makes it worse is this is a normal practice for Arsenal players. You gotta watch it to believe it, Keane didn't even make a tackle, he just stopped before pulling out a leg, and automatically, the asshole get blown by the wind.

And yeah, it seems as if they can't take a fucking tackle, everytime there's a tackle, disregarding whether it was the ball, they're moaning to the ref. This is the EPL muthafuckah. And I remember clearly Reyes complaining about being bruised and shit after the last game, what the fuck? Ronaldo get tackled more than he does, does the lad complain? Grow some balls bitch.

Or like Rooney gestured to Pires, grow some fucking beard, wkahrhkahkgahkghka.

Okay enough about that, I was a bit worried about the Man Utd players though, Rooney and Ronaldo showed a lot of inexperience, I mean in terms of behaviour, they were a bit too harsh at times, especially celebrating the goal. Well, they are young'ns, and they need to learn, well at least they're not fucking fags.

Silvest was really stupid too.

Forget about it, the team played really well overall, the attacks were swift and menacing, the three-man attack squad Giggs-Rooney-Ronaldo were running everywhere all the time, if I'm not mistaken our first three fast paced goals were all conjured by them. I think we played particularly well in the second half, defence was more tight, less mistakes, Heinze who's mistake led to the first conceded goal turned in a perfect performance. Bla bla bla really.

But that O'shea goal, fuckingcredible. He must have been posessed by Zidane. And the celebration, was like, cocky bullshit, I'm guessin' he was surprised or something though. Whatever.

Had a good morning, I waited all night for the match, paid off. Peace.

Kung Fu Love

I just watched Kung Fu Hustle on dvd. Hmm, honestly it's a good action movie. But I still miss Chow Sing Chee.

The old cheap, and sex maniac Chow Sing Chee. Hahaha. Remember Royal Tramp? Where he ended with 4/5 wives, that was the shit. Miss that kinda shit.

But then, Kung Fu Hustle is still a good movie. It does have some Chow Sing Chee Humour 10% of the time and real fucking cool actions, if it wasn't directed by him people wouldn't have had their expectations fucked up, cause it was generally a good movie.

I have a feeling that Stephen Chow is trying to make up for the loss of great HK peoples crossing over to Hollywood. He's still fighting the good fight, he's still trying to get through to the US on his own, his own fucking work, with what he wants to do. Nothing can ever fuck up good movie prospects like Hollywood, imagine the amount of remakes Hollywood has made that sucked compared to the cult originals, which apply mostly to european and asian movies.

I salute him for that, he's a good director. He's also obviously a kung-fu lover.

But we miss the asshole most, bring him back.

I also watched Eiffel I'm In Love, and liked it.

I thought it was funny. Yeah. I mean if this is what you can call Indonesians' stupid teeno movies, than good, cause I liked it.

Reminds you of their music too, I mean if S07 is what you can call their stupid pop music, then whatever, cause it's still good music.

Or maybe I have low expectations cause I live in Malaysia, a stupid teeno movie, urgh. Fuck it, don't let me think about it.

It's all about standards. Nelly is a commercial rapper in the US, Dizze Rascal is a commercial rapper in the UK.

Back to the movie. Hmm, yeah I thought it was funny. The guy was lying 90% of the movie to get the girl, the girl is blurry and whiny and dumb, but very, very cute. They were fighting over stupid shit 80% of the time, even when they were already supposedly in love.

Perfect setting for a love movie, I've watched it twice.

I like it how they trust the two young actors chemistry to be together for a long long time in the movie, long long scenes, that's something. It might be boring to some people, I guess, it's also very slow paced and fucking long, but somehow I liked it. Not perfect, but I liked it.

The girl was fucking cute though, her facial expressions were really funny. The guy was very awkward, which suits his character, a softie trying to act hard.

Peace.

FUCK

Atheist - air
Death - spirit crusher
Death - voice of the soul

Uuh. Lalala. Fuck this fuck that.

I wonder if saying fuck is a sin, since it could mean anything, it could mean "Stop", like, "Fuck what you're doing, get over here", or it could mean "Having sex", like, "People usually fuck on the first night of the wedding", or or, it could mean "Ouch", like, "Fuck".

I've had perceived cusswords discussions with my mom (Believe it). And she also agrees, that it's all about perspective.

I mean if we all had a paradigm shift, and don't look down on the word "Puki" or "Pantat" (Vagina). Doctors won't have a hard time trying to explain shit, like say instead of saying "Errr, uhh alat kemaluan awak nih ada masalah lah", he could go "Pantat kau ada masalah". To me, that doesn't sound offensive, maybe to some people.

And it's such a shame. I can't see any difference between someone saying "Penis" or "Dick", or "Alat kemaluan lelaki" or "Konek". Some people do, I mean most. It's a fucking shame (Shame of great magnitude).

I'm confused. Must I really care about people, what people think, sometimes I do, it's only natural, but sometimes I just won't feel like it, and I don't expect to feel bad, maybe I would, it's only natural, but at least, I should know, that I didn't have to.

"Fuck" is a censored word. Pity, cause it's a cool word.

But I can also say, that's one of the biggest factors that contribute to it being cool.

A pop group that plays good music can be uncool and safe just because the radio plays it every day.

Fuck is something that's always on the edge of something.

Being a confused guy, I hope someone writes a book about my religion's perspective on words based on Al-Quran and Hadith Sahih. That is something I can't question.

People and what they think is proper or not? Fuck it.

Okay fuck this. Peace.

Pussy

Radiohead - street spirit
Iron Maiden - infinite dreams
Teddy Pendegrass - turn off the lights
Jurassic 5 - jurass finish first
Hmm......
Carol King - will you still love me tomorrow
Chino XL - water

I want pussaayyyyyy for frayyyyyy.

I never go into HIATUS, but if I was a true-and-true "blogger", I would have gone into a lot of those, I guess I'm a typical male, I don't know what I have this blog for, to type shit, yeah that's it, to type shit.

You gotta watch the TripleNoize to believe it, believe me.

I just watched Finding Nemo over download, late yet again. Very nice.

I guess I really dig Pixar movies, ones I've watched : Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles. All of them were good.

I guess I hate Dreamworks movies, ones I've watched : Shrek, Shark's Tale, Shrek 2 (Maybe more I can't recall). All of them were nehhhhhhhh. I didn't even finish shark's tale, abandoned it on cd2, only thing good on it were the jamaican jellyfishes. Booooring, nexttttt.

I was sick, yeah I was sick for a while, still a bit sick. I'm hungry right now, I need to eat before taking medication.

I can't hate TripleNoize, I'm not sure if they really mean to do all those things, it's too cruel to do stuff like that to yourself. Urgkh.

I'm flashbacking to days when this then cool guy who wore the then cool "alternative" thick-framed glasses manned the school speakers, at the end of the term, where people make dedications and stuff. This was long long ago. And was the first time I heard this song, this very nice song.

Radiohead - street spirit.

From the school speakers. Fadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee outttttttt againnnnnnnnnnn. It was something. I'm sorry but after OK Computer, Radiohead sounded like crap to me, well to me, I know some might dig it, but I just don't, I liked OK Computer, that's the only Radiohead album I had (Still actually my Sepultura-lovin' friend gave it to me because he thought it was too slow and blowed). But after that, all that experimental shit, I don't know, whatever, never listened to the albums anyway, fuck fuck fuck.

Roc Your Body

I saw Triplenoize - roc your body video.

I pity Singaporeans, I feel sorry for the mass embarrassment.

I'm grateful we have Too Phat, they're not bad, I hate Ruffedge but you gotta see the Triplenoize video to believe it.

And the title "Roc your body".

Don't people ever get bored.

What's wrong with some of you people.

Argh.

Let's toast an ais kosong to clowns who don't know they're clowns.

CHEERS!