Wayne Rooney Rulez

The Eagles - love will keep us alive
"when we're hungry, love will keep us alive" - I prefer a hash brown.

I walked into the bathroom, was about to take a bath, looked at that placewhereIkeepmysoap, my soap wasn't there, oh my, I looked for the soap everywhere, couldn't find it, then I felt the placewhereIkeepmysoap, the soap was there! Now why didn't I see it?! Oh yes, because my toilet's light is damaged, yes, it is. But taking a shit in the dark is good, you can sleep, and when you wake up your shit have soaked up all the water like sponge, and maybe you can use it to shower, just kidding, no, seriously don't try it. Ramadhan is over so I can eat during the day so expect the usual once or twice a month update, or maybe I have changed into a daily updating blogger, we will see bastichez. Man utd beat Chelsea, Fletcher scored, but I still hate him, Alan Smith rulez. Mm I saw Gol&Gincu, the leading girl has a nice pair of nose, or is it just nose, it turns me on, good movie, but her execution of whatever was weak. Peace.