I get headaches after a shampoo. Not to mention itchy shoulders. (Note to self : use dove instead of shampoo on pubics).
I don't play enough action pc games. I don't got no SOUL.
I just couldn't get that gengaro or gangako (It's actually Ganguro) whatever girl to sleep with me. I suck.
Urgh.
I've been watching too much 70s show, if I get exposure to a social life (Been at least a month since this), I might just sit down like hyde and talk like eric.
And since I'm really, really bored, I've decided to write a transcript of Monty Python's argument clinic.
AC = Arguement Client
AT = Arguement Therapist
Wakhrahkhgka = aku tengah gelak besar, malas nak document gelak gelak kecik.
(Knocks on the door)
AT : come in!
AC : is this the right room for an argument
AT : I've told you once
AC : : no you haven't
AT : yes I have
AC : when?
AT : just now
AC : no you didn't
AT : yes I did
AC : didn't
AT : I did
AC : didn't
AT : I'm telling you I didn't
AC : you did not!
AT : uh sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or a full half hour?
AC : oh! uh, just the 5-minute one
AT : fine..... thank you
AT : anyway I did
AC : you most certainly did not
AT : now let's get one thing quite clear, I most definitely told you!
AC : you did not
AT : yes I did
AC : you did not
AT : yes I did
AC : didn't
AT : yes I did
AC : didn't
AT : yes I did
AC : look this isn't an argument!
AT : yes it is
AC : no it isn't, it's just contradiction
AT : no it isn't
AC : yes it is
AT : it is not
AC : it is! you just contradicted me
AT : no I didn't
AC : oh you did!
AT : no no no no no no
AC : you did, just then
AT : no no no nonsense
AC : oh look this is futile!
AT : no it isn't
AC : I came here for a good argument
AT : no you didn't, you came here for an argument
AC : well argument is not the same as contradiction
AT : can be
AC : no it can't! an argument's a collective series of statements to establish a definite proposition
AT : no it isn't
AC : yes it is, it isn't just contradiction
AT : look if I argue with you I must take up a contrary position
AC : but it isn't just sayin "no it isn't"
AT : yes it is
AC : no it isn't!
Warakhgkahkgahkghakga
AC : arguing is an intellectual process, contradiction is just a automatic naysaying of anything the other person says
AT : no it isn't
AC : yes it is
AT : not at all
AC : now look..
(AT rings bell)
AT : thank you! good morning!
Warakhgkahkgahkgha
AC : what?!
AT : that's it! good morning
AC : I was just getting interested
AT : sorry, the 5 minutes is up
AC : that was never 5 minutes just now!
AT : I'm afraid it was
AC : no it wasn't!
AT : sorry I'm not allowed to argue anymore
AC : WHAT?!
AT : if you want me to go on arguing you'll have to pay for another 5 minutes
AC : but that was never 5 minutes just now
AT : .........
AC : oh come on! this is ridicilous
AT : I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay
AC : oh allright (AC hands AT some cash for another 5 minutes) ..there you are
AT : thank you
AC : well?
AT : well what?
AC : that was never 5 minutes just now
AT : I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay
AC : I just paid!
AT : no you didn't
Warakhgkahkgahkghakgaaaaaa
AC : I did
AT : no you didn't
AC : I did
AT : no you didn't
AC : I did
AT : ...
AC : look I don't wanna argue about that
AT : well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay
AC : A-HA! well if I didn't pay why are you arguing, gotchu!
AT : no you haven't
AC : yes I have..
AC : if you're arguing I must've paid
AT : not necessary,
.......
AT : I could be arguing in my spare time!
Wahrkahgkahgahkgahkghakghkgawahrkahkgahkga
AC : I've had enough of this!
AT : no you haven't
AC : oh shuttup.
(AC leaves room)
Wahrkahgkahgahkgahkghakghkgawahrkahkgahkgawakhrkahkgagkhagka
Korang kena download nih, kelakar gila doh, Monty Python legends doh. Carik je "monty python arguement clinic" kat p2p tuh mesti jumpa punya. lagi lagi sketch yang kelakar - dead parrot, biggus dickus (dari movie diaorang), job interview, ministry of silly walk dan banyak lagi lah.
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