i don't know if it's my attention span's decreasance or something else, i'm taking weeks to finish the first episode of the wire season 5. we're talking about the best tv series on tv evva here. granted, it is not the most accessible and fast paced of serieses, but i fucking love it (wow, that was 2006? time flew).
i guess it's because i haven't seen the wire in a while. the last time i started watching the wire i instantly went out and bought the rest of the seasons and finished it all in a matter of weeks.
but frankly, it took me a while to like it and eventually love it like fuck. slow burner shit. when i started watching season one i was asking why the fuck did i buy this in the first place, but after a few episodes it was cocaine-d into my system.
however, like i've said, it's a big gap between those days and season 5. after i ended season 4, there was even talk of no more, luckily they managed to squeeze one more.
oh well, i have to watch this no matter what. this is history right before our eyes. a current masterpiece. usually entertaining me would be achieved through old and established classic shits. not that many current shit could impress me too much. this is fucking history right now. this is fucking classic shit made in OUR times.
earlier, at night. i went to a shopping complex in boxers (no fuss needed, i have frequently frequented this place in kain pelekat before, i didn't think too many eyes were glaring and staring), supposed to play that futsal thingy but cancelled so went to cinema with cuzzez and watched an entirely, utterly, thoroughly crappy movie.
a bit dissapointed. it was forbidden kingdom. for fuck's sake it was jet li & jackie chan. does hollywood have to piss on our gong fu childhood time and time again. yet we can't blame dem that much, our fav legendary actors made the choice to be involved in bullshit.
how many times have we seen ugly goofy dumbfucked "brave" white dewds thrown into a culture not like their own and become a hero in that setting. wow. fuck you. the kid is irrelevant and undoubtedly dumb. he's not funny, he makes stupid decisions based on stupid white dewd emotions and should have been thrown out the scenario easily.
we're supposed to believe this dude makes people laugh? and deserves the love of kung fu masters?
please please please. ARGH.
there was one goot part tho, when jackie chan was supposedly summoning rain and rain pours. turns out it's jet li taking a piss. on some r. kelly shit yaw. LOLWOOT! one moment of comedic genius ala chow sing chee misplaced in a totally dull, irrelevant, phoned-in and templated movie.
i don't go to the cinema much. maybe once in a year. i can only recall the other last two times i went, weren't too memorable either. 300, GAY. transformers, HEADACHE and childhood nostalgia getting pissed on (optimus prime with a vampire from blade mouth wtd? soundwave in the form of a gay cd player wtf? jazz breakdancing and talking like a black wannabe white dewd instead of just a cool black dewd wtf? every bot looking like the same iron thrash wtf?). and no that wasn't a typo, 'wtd' meant 'what the dogshit' (alltho it wuz a typo but somehow my genius mind managed to make up something to make it seem not a typo. oh yes i'm a geniooz).
but this takes the cake, tho.
i should've watched rambo 4 when it came out. that would've been awesome. SNIPAH! HEADSHOT! ZOMG PWNT! RAMBO ON MOUNTED SUPER DOOPER MACHINE GUN! BRRRRRRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT ZOMG MOAR PWNIN! RAMBO ON THA CROSSBOW! ANCIENT WEAPON OWNAGE ROXORZ! RAMBO APPEARING FROM NOWHEAR PWNING VILLAIN! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG.
i would've camed (cummed?) in the cinema and covered everyone there with my soya bean cum.
zomg i did really miss that heavenly paradiso syurgawi train.