GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HARRRRRRRRRRR
GAKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GRRRRRRRRRRRKGKH
downt it feel so g00t when your stomach is like grkh i need to shit, there must be a lot of shit that needs to be delivered to the bowl right now. so you rush off to the bowl, and you sit down make yourself comfortable and all that shit. you start working your anal pump. but what comes out is not shit but a commendable amount of hot gas - PRRRRRROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PROT PROT PRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWTGKH. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. the stomach is relieved. this happens a lot actually. maybe because there's so much air in your system that it feels like you need a shit.
it's always a dissapointment when you don't get what you expect, expect a handjob from a vibrant lady get a meh do it yaself instead, expect a wet dream with raja farah innit get a dream about chilling at the mamak with your guy friends who are all extremely male (what a letdown, at least let a jambu like that scarecrow in batman begins slip through), expect HEY! HEY! get boooo boooo. but this is not one of that, this is like expecting something but getting something different but still as g00t. nothing like letting go of all the airy nothingness needlessly filling up yow boday. ahh yow boddayyy yow booooooooooodayyy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel good.
it's like expecting raja farah but getting sazzy falak or fazura, or ida nerina (if we're going the milf route, or fauziah latif, or erra fazura, even noor kumalasari in some instances), or any of the dunia baru chicks, or that chick in kami the series, or dania danielle, or whatever hot malaysian chick lalz (allthough it's pretty obvious that all of those chicks you've just mentioned are malay, you fucking racist) (no i'm not a racist, you're a racist for noticing that, i didn't notice at all, fuck you you're the cunting racist) (eh ekau nih jang baghu je lopeh besahur dah start mencarut) (mahap).
tadi aku dengan optimisitic nya turun ke bawah untuk sahur dengan roti. sekali roti aku dah berkulat. aih tak sampai setengah buku lagi pown. teros aku sahur dengan cereal dengan susu lalz. apa bleh bwat sudah ditakdirkan roti berkulat. aku dah ikat dengan getah dowh tak tipu punya. aiyah.
itu hari aku bukak puasa dengan subway setelah lama mengidam. aku pun tak tahu kenapa aku tak fulfill ngidam aku nih earlier, dah halfway into bulan puasa pon dowh. satu hari seblom aku gi one utama, sekali tengok subway dia under renovation balik dengan kecewa bebuka roti dengan apa tah je kat umah. lepas tuh aku dah determined kena dapat, so lepas puas tengok minah-minah berpeluh 2-3 jam (pahalo puaso ekau nak lotak mano, jang?) 15 minit sebelum bukak puasa aku gi subway and angkat satu. dalam kereta baru sedar aku lupa nak suruh dia toast roti sandwich tuh. shit man.
lama ngidam bila dah dapat lupa nak buat satu bende penting, ada gak aku kene gi lagi subway nih esok nak puaskan ngidam sandwich yang roti dia di-toast.
tapi takde masalah sebnarnya, untuk bujang-bujang yang mungkin pernah or ada potential kena problem sama, ini solution - aku sampai rumah aku sapu margerine (bukan marjerin) sket kat luar roti tuh pastuh letak kat atas frying pan (jangan lupa pasang api eh) abang ramly burger style, kasi puseng-puseng sampai puas. sebenarnya lagi sedap daripada toast pon. problem solved, aku pun happy, buleh tengok bola sambil senyum, sebelum senyum tuh di rampas dengan sadist bila manure kalah pada livepul ARGKH.
cipet, asal semua main cam tak nak main?
baik kau kasi aku main je, aku gelecek sana gelecek sini dummy sana stepover sini gelek sana samba sini elastico sana spin macam zidane sini, pastuh one-two dengan bebatov SHOOTOW! SETTTLE! arrgggkh dissapointmon.
siapa penah tengok man vs. wild? agak poyo sikit kan mamat tuh sebab dia berlakon je mostly tapi kelakar ah and dia selalu enthusiastic semacam. ini parodi aku terhadap mamat tuh menggunakan gambar yang dikutip dari internet:
IF YA STRANDED IN MIDDLE *ARF* RIVAH, MEK RIGHT DECISYUNZ IZ CRITICAL, MAKE WRONG ONE, CAN BEE DEADLY.
ME STAND FOUR LEGGED IN MIDDLE *ARF* RIVAH, IT'S DANGERUS TING, ONE ME NO AFFORD GIT WRONG, GOTS BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLS ME LURNT FRUM INSPECTAH GADGET DOG. AND MEH CAMERA CREW, IZ DIS SADISTIC BASTURD WHO THREW ME IN WOTTURH JUST TAH TEK PIKCUZ *ARF* ME. *BRR BRR BRR* *AURFH*.
THIS RIVAH JUZ NO STARBUCKS ME WAZ HOPE FAR. -_________\
NOWHEAR TO LOOK END NO FIND DRINK. *AROOF*!
THESE BOTTLE, NO EAT, BUT HERE WE GO GAT THIS BEFOAR BOTTEL GO, *WHEE* :).
WILL LEAVE BOTTEL AS IT IS, ME WANT.
MUCH EASIER TO GAT, IF RIVAH NEARBY TOURISTS N HOTEL, BUT GUTTA BEE QUITE QUIK! GAT DEM BEEFOAH THEY FLOAT WAY. I ONI NEED ONE, I BITE DEE BOTTEL, NICE BOTTEL! *BRR*
I DUN WANT EAT IT RAW, IT IZ BOTTEL SILLY! FOOD POISONING DE LAST THING I NEED! IZ LIKE SIGNIN MAH OWN DETH WARRANT! MINE PAWZ SMALL TO WRITE USE WIF PEN!
FOOD TO BE FOUND OUT HEAR, IN RIVAH! :)
NO TELLIN' HOW LONG ME STAY IN MIDDLE OF WEEVAH, IT LONLY SUMTIMZ. T___T
BUT I HAS BOTTEL, I PUT WOTTUH FRUM RIVAH IN BOTTEL, I DRANK! *ARF*!
BUT BOTTEL IS GOT MANY HOLES . . . . . . . . -_______-
I IZ TO MEK REPAIR TO DRANK.
BUT DEN HEAR ENGIN! *BRRRRRRRR ENGIN SOUN*
IZ WAT ME PRAY FOAR! *AURWF*! *____-
MAH CHULLENGE IN MIDDLE OF RIVAH BEEN SUMTIN ELSE.
BUT NOW TIME ME HEAD HOM ON REMOT CONTRL BOAT FRUM OUT NOWHEAR! AURWF!
i know i know i know. lameeeeeeeee whakgeuahukgukgea -_- tidur dulu gangstuh! selamat!
it's always a dissapointment when you don't get what you expect, expect a handjob from a vibrant lady get a meh do it yaself instead, expect a wet dream with raja farah innit get a dream about chilling at the mamak with your guy friends who are all extremely male (what a letdown, at least let a jambu like that scarecrow in batman begins slip through), expect HEY! HEY! get boooo boooo. but this is not one of that, this is like expecting something but getting something different but still as g00t. nothing like letting go of all the airy nothingness needlessly filling up yow boday. ahh yow boddayyy yow booooooooooodayyy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel good.
it's like expecting raja farah but getting sazzy falak or fazura, or ida nerina (if we're going the milf route, or fauziah latif, or erra fazura, even noor kumalasari in some instances), or any of the dunia baru chicks, or that chick in kami the series, or dania danielle, or whatever hot malaysian chick lalz (allthough it's pretty obvious that all of those chicks you've just mentioned are malay, you fucking racist) (no i'm not a racist, you're a racist for noticing that, i didn't notice at all, fuck you you're the cunting racist) (eh ekau nih jang baghu je lopeh besahur dah start mencarut) (mahap).
tadi aku dengan optimisitic nya turun ke bawah untuk sahur dengan roti. sekali roti aku dah berkulat. aih tak sampai setengah buku lagi pown. teros aku sahur dengan cereal dengan susu lalz. apa bleh bwat sudah ditakdirkan roti berkulat. aku dah ikat dengan getah dowh tak tipu punya. aiyah.
itu hari aku bukak puasa dengan subway setelah lama mengidam. aku pun tak tahu kenapa aku tak fulfill ngidam aku nih earlier, dah halfway into bulan puasa pon dowh. satu hari seblom aku gi one utama, sekali tengok subway dia under renovation balik dengan kecewa bebuka roti dengan apa tah je kat umah. lepas tuh aku dah determined kena dapat, so lepas puas tengok minah-minah berpeluh 2-3 jam (pahalo puaso ekau nak lotak mano, jang?) 15 minit sebelum bukak puasa aku gi subway and angkat satu. dalam kereta baru sedar aku lupa nak suruh dia toast roti sandwich tuh. shit man.
lama ngidam bila dah dapat lupa nak buat satu bende penting, ada gak aku kene gi lagi subway nih esok nak puaskan ngidam sandwich yang roti dia di-toast.
tapi takde masalah sebnarnya, untuk bujang-bujang yang mungkin pernah or ada potential kena problem sama, ini solution - aku sampai rumah aku sapu margerine (bukan marjerin) sket kat luar roti tuh pastuh letak kat atas frying pan (jangan lupa pasang api eh) abang ramly burger style, kasi puseng-puseng sampai puas. sebenarnya lagi sedap daripada toast pon. problem solved, aku pun happy, buleh tengok bola sambil senyum, sebelum senyum tuh di rampas dengan sadist bila manure kalah pada livepul ARGKH.
cipet, asal semua main cam tak nak main?
baik kau kasi aku main je, aku gelecek sana gelecek sini dummy sana stepover sini gelek sana samba sini elastico sana spin macam zidane sini, pastuh one-two dengan bebatov SHOOTOW! SETTTLE! arrgggkh dissapointmon.
siapa penah tengok man vs. wild? agak poyo sikit kan mamat tuh sebab dia berlakon je mostly tapi kelakar ah and dia selalu enthusiastic semacam. ini parodi aku terhadap mamat tuh menggunakan gambar yang dikutip dari internet:
IF YA STRANDED IN MIDDLE *ARF* RIVAH, MEK RIGHT DECISYUNZ IZ CRITICAL, MAKE WRONG ONE, CAN BEE DEADLY.ME STAND FOUR LEGGED IN MIDDLE *ARF* RIVAH, IT'S DANGERUS TING, ONE ME NO AFFORD GIT WRONG, GOTS BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLS ME LURNT FRUM INSPECTAH GADGET DOG. AND MEH CAMERA CREW, IZ DIS SADISTIC BASTURD WHO THREW ME IN WOTTURH JUST TAH TEK PIKCUZ *ARF* ME. *BRR BRR BRR* *AURFH*.
THIS RIVAH JUZ NO STARBUCKS ME WAZ HOPE FAR. -_________\NOWHEAR TO LOOK END NO FIND DRINK. *AROOF*!
THESE BOTTLE, NO EAT, BUT HERE WE GO GAT THIS BEFOAR BOTTEL GO, *WHEE* :).
WILL LEAVE BOTTEL AS IT IS, ME WANT.
MUCH EASIER TO GAT, IF RIVAH NEARBY TOURISTS N HOTEL, BUT GUTTA BEE QUITE QUIK! GAT DEM BEEFOAH THEY FLOAT WAY. I ONI NEED ONE, I BITE DEE BOTTEL, NICE BOTTEL! *BRR*
I DUN WANT EAT IT RAW, IT IZ BOTTEL SILLY! FOOD POISONING DE LAST THING I NEED! IZ LIKE SIGNIN MAH OWN DETH WARRANT! MINE PAWZ SMALL TO WRITE USE WIF PEN!FOOD TO BE FOUND OUT HEAR, IN RIVAH! :)
NO TELLIN' HOW LONG ME STAY IN MIDDLE OF WEEVAH, IT LONLY SUMTIMZ. T___T
BUT I HAS BOTTEL, I PUT WOTTUH FRUM RIVAH IN BOTTEL, I DRANK! *ARF*!
BUT BOTTEL IS GOT MANY HOLES . . . . . . . . -_______-
I IZ TO MEK REPAIR TO DRANK.
BUT DEN HEAR ENGIN! *BRRRRRRRR ENGIN SOUN*
IZ WAT ME PRAY FOAR! *AURWF*! *____-
MAH CHULLENGE IN MIDDLE OF RIVAH BEEN SUMTIN ELSE.
BUT NOW TIME ME HEAD HOM ON REMOT CONTRL BOAT FRUM OUT NOWHEAR! AURWF!
i know i know i know. lameeeeeeeee whakgeuahukgukgea -_- tidur dulu gangstuh! selamat!
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