here today

and shit yang aku take tadi, agak cair. haha. tapi best ah. bayangkan kau tengah berak cair sambil tengok the following pictures (would it come down easier, or would something else cum instead):








hot gramps. heuw. it ain't even phew no moar it's heuw, for her. heuw.

anyway some people might think i'm random. i'm not random, i just have short attention span sometimes i'm in the middle of writing something and

nih aku nak sambung cerita harituh.

awek tuh cakap, 'i'm so turned on right noww' (dalam accent bimbo).

apa lagi. dia masuk kereta dia. aku masuk kereta aku. konvoi. aku ikut kereta dia.

gi apartment dia. terus menjolok.

oleh kerana aku virgin maka aku tiada pengalaman lalu aku tros ikut je porn porn yang aku biasa tengok. first thing aku cakap bila aku nampak cipap dia ialah "ini pantat ke pantat?", pastuh dia jawap "what the fuck are you on about?", pastuh aku tampar muka dia "kau patut jawap 'ini pantat bang'", "ini pentart beng" (dia jawab dengan accent bimbo). takpelah buleh diterima. then masa tengah mendayung pantat dia cam ketat so aku cam "eh kesian dia, takpe ye yang, kita slow slow ye". pastuh masa tengah memantat aku amik video guna handphone, dia cakap "please don't take videos", aku pun macam "alah takpelah sekejap je yang", dia tak faham tapi dia jawap "at least don't take the face", aku pun macam "apa? apa? amik muka? kau gila apa?" sambil hala kamera phone kat muka dia. dia macam "huh?" tapi takpe ah. sambil amik video tuh aku pandang kat kamera phone pastuh cakap "kami budak-budak nakal damansara".

tengah best menjolok aku tukar hala tuju tusukan-tusukan aku ke arah lubang telinga dia, dia macam "auw that hurts baby", aku macam "argh shutup, cepat cakap papa jahat" "what?" "say papa jahat" "say what?" "PAPA JAHAT!" "papa jehut" (bunyik macam pizza hut sikit). sebab bunyik dia macam pizza hut sikit aku pun tiba-tiba lapar pastuh aku berenti. aku tanya "sayang daddy tak", dia macam "what?", aku belah pergi kat fridge dia amek coke light satu pastuh aku tengok t.v.

dia kejar aku, dia carut kat aku sambil aku tengah kat sofa. aku tengah sit, sweat tapi dia yang tengah curse, sebab dia tengah maki aku cam "swear word swear word swear word swear word i haven't cummed yet!".

aku macam, "err, yes, we were doing sex weren't we?"

dia macam, "yeah, so?"
"i cum, that's sex"

"i need to cum too"
"err, that's not sex"

"why?"
"it's written in the books"

"what book?"
"the book of life"

"it doesn't exist"
"do you believe in the sun?"

"yeah"
"but you can't see it"

"what's your point?"
"you can't see it but you still believe in it right? just cause you can't see the book of life don't mean it don't exist nilla?!"

"err, but i can see the sun everyday, it's that shiny yellow thing? you dumbfuck"
"err.. mm. erh. prghhmpgh. okay show me your pussy" (sambil keluarkan lidah).