ninja cat

No I didn't.

I have ran out of crap to excrete onto this blank white canvas of bloggery.

But F.Y.I. I have a ninja cat living with me.

I am unable to physically see it most of the time but it's there, and sometimes luckily I do get to witness its existence, but it (I don't know if it's a he/she) will instantioustacially throw the smoke and escape before I could say "I wanna lick Paris Hilton's skinny boobs".

The background story is this, there's rats around here. I wanted to take from the hometown this murderer cat who could probably solve my rattish woes, but I don't know whether I'll be competent enough to take up the task of taking care of another living being. But it could be good for company too at least right.

And thenn, suddenly appears out of nowhere ninja cat!

I'm not sure whether it's a stray cat or someone else's. But it hangs around this house a lot inside or outside. And leaves a trail of shit sometimes too, but the shit is solid so I could just scoop it up with my lips and nod my head to drop it into the bin. One time I saw it just sitting inside the house, infront of the front door, like an ancient castle guard with ninja-like abilities. One late night I saw it chillin' outside my gate, so I gave it some chicken that I took from the leftovers of a bbq I attended. And although hesitant at first like every ninja who see the potential of poison, it ate that shit soon after I left (while secretly looking). Maybe it saw my kind eyes. Or maybe it has a poison sensing mechanism and poison it hath not sensed.

So when I went out to the world again the day after I decided to stop by the local kedai runcit and get some cat food. I guess we have an agreement, u guard mah house from ratatouille, mah house provides shelter and a place for u to chill, and if you're lucky, cat food poured on the plastic plate.

No petting needed. Ninja cat works alone. Ninja cat has no feelings. Ninja cat works with stealth and efficiency.