
losers could be romantic without being romantic at all. we love to bury ourselves in sofas into our dream world. a world where butterflies have fishes or pussy in laymen's term (lay men, geddit geddit geddit hihi?) (triple animal in one sentence super combo POW POW POW!) that could be penetrated. as we engage we fly across mountains and goats that ram each other head to head. goats wailing annoyingly haunting the whole zoo even when you're facing a supposedly distracting but truthfully-not giant gorilla. DUDE DID YOU READ THAT? I FUCKED A BUTTERFLY LIKE FO REEL, GIDZZAMN. but alas, the butterfly must fly away, why? because i am a romantic loser BUT FUCK THAT I FUCKED A BUTTERFLY! LIKE DEWD REALLY.

and then i stop pretending. but i still can't stand up! why! argh! why! BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FOUND THE F.A. CUP ROAD TO WEMBLEY SONG!
I CAN'T SIMPLY GO BACK IN TIME AND WATCH TV JUST TO CATCH THAT THEME!
ARGKH.
life is hard for someone born in the (late uhuk uhm) 80's.
life is hard for someone without a flux capacitor and needs to listen to the fucking f.a. cup road to wembley song without resorting to humming voices in the head.
although there's nothing wrong with voices in the head.
but there's all planets of wrong with alarms in the head.
it's creepy and fucked up. but that's whassup.
i woke up at 7am with a burger in my hand.
you can quote me on that.
i woke up at 7am with a burger in my hand.

i am the saviour of mankind. i am a man of honor, a man of steel, a man of willpower. i may not be capable of gobling a whole bottle of maple syrup in one go but still, I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!
i will save you the damsel in distress and make you my mistress! you will not whine when i cheat on you because you understand that a man of this stature needs variety in pussy.
i am in actuality none of that and because of this i am all that is hopelessness.
but whatever it is.............
..

VATOS LOCOS FOREVER, CARNAL!
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