Thursday, October 16, 2008

katakan saja aku terima

nobody tagged me for this. but i'm pretty sure martin kove does not give a shit.


do you bud?

aight i'll take your word for it.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
endless tears, crying so much i'm silenced, the wailing shifting to just air gushing sloppily in and out of both nose and mouth, friction with mucus the only sound (sadness is self conciousness' achilles heel). hitting aimlessly at the steering wheel as i drive down this curvy highway on to where she lives, passing by her house and going around the backstreet to pass by hers again and again, and again. hoping i'll catch her going home after her date so i could stop my vehicle, run to her and beg her to come back to me. but she never reaches home, obviously because she's staying overnight at the douche's house doing you know what. so i wake up the next morning in my car on the federal highway's emergency lane head botched on the steering wheel which is drenched in dried spit and tears, handphone still in my hand bearing a record of 46 unanswered outgoing calls.

wait that's too realistic and lame, what i meant to say was:

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
a giant butt that would shit out a million bucks everytime i kick it (cash hopefully not in the form of coins).

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
become batman and fuck wonder woman. or rogue. or storm. definitely not mystique, this is one of my deepest concerns ever and i'm sure i've relayed it in various previous posts - fucking a hot but-could-morph-into-anyone chick. i don't think i need to explain why. do i?

anyway, reminder:

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
no idea. she has really nice tits though.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
being loved by someone.

the worst of loving someone is not getting the love back - this basically means a bastion of hurt on par with anal raping yourself.

the worst of being loved by someone on the other hand, is a spare tyre, and a large junkyard of convenient booty calls.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
history tells me that i'll keep wanking over the image of her regardless. i'm saying - someone you secretly lust for, AND someone else's property! = super wendy whopper turn on!

if you're talking bout love though, mm ,err hrgmh, frk, i'll still stick to the wanking. crying while fapping away might not be the most romantic thing ever, but it sure is close.

10. What takes you down the fastest?
a sumo wrestler? (lame penyangak, lame).

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
a billionaire batman who still refuses to fuck mystique.

12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
ramly burger.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
someone who wanks himself to sleep. i virtually tagged myself. you do the mathematics.

14. What do you have to say to the person you envy the most? You don't have to write his/her name down.
give me your wallet.

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
homie you know whatitis.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
anything but the roasted chicken.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
i mean, but you know, i mean, i'm assuming you're asking this question assuming they won't agree to polygamy?

ok in that case.

no no no way no way, you can't tell me no no no way, i have a hard enough time getting ONE female specimen to fall in love with me and now that i have two you're telling me i'm just gonna have to casually scrape off one of them?

no no no no.

i'm gonna have to stress my braincells like never before just to come up with some time-bending way to keep both of them. believe my ass i will.


(i also deleted a buncha questions i'm too lazy to answer, but do you give a shit martin kove?)


Zaini said...

#11 - if mistik morph to wonder g?


bangkai said...

Thanks bro, this took me back to a time when I never cared enough to give a damn - and loving it that way.

Sadly, I'm too old now.

penyangak said...

zaini - yelah, memanglah chun kalau camtuh, tapi kalau dia kalau lepas sesaat dia morph jadi george w. bush? tak trauma? wuahkhukgega.

bangkai - we're all only as old as what we tell people, which to me is - "saya spm pun tak lepas lagi bang/kak". lalz.

Anonymous said...

Q#8--interesting answer you gave there. Kind of shed some light on why an old dear friend minta maaf for having "certain thoughts" about me which made him feel good.
I forgive you Bad, but that was bad..