the best part of a flu is the morning when it starts to heal/come down.
eyes open and i stare at the fan for a little while. it's not moving cause obviously you don't wanna turn on the fan if you're sleeping with a fever. i'm sweating just a little and not enough to feel discomfort. slowly sloth to the end of the bed and stand up. i feel much better than last night, last night i was weak as fuck, now i feel much fresher and better cause the flu has finally abandoned my body, leaving only a slight harmless hangover.
i go down to the kitchen to check out my chicken. i cooks mah chikkin and i eat it. i answer a few calls and then i'm back upstairs. i sit in front of the pc for a while before i start to feel a rock pushing down my rectum.
it's time for the infamous post-flu shit!
this is when i push out a big ass dildo sized rock out mah asshole. and as the rock is out i start to sweat, the sweat of supressed heat gathered from your body fucking up cause of the flu. ahh it feels so good, like wanking in the summer.