1. How are you feeling today?
Mandrake Som - berimbau
(exactly muthafuckah, i'm feeling berimbau, wahukgeakugauhkga).
2. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Snoop Dogg - pump pump
(would any other shit answer this better? and the answer to that question which was initially an answer to another question, is no).
3. What do you think about very often?
The Masqueraders - please don't try (to take me away to the sky)
(cause you know, the earth is a sphere and shit, and like just cause you take me away to the sky don't mean you gon' be takin' me away to the top or the heavens, nahmsayin'? i'd rather be taken away specifically to heaven. plus if you take me away to the sky what's gonna happen after that then? do you give me a parachute? will ya? even so will the parachute work? will you give me a backup parachute then? plus can the parachute accomodate my weight? and how do i fucking work the parachute anyway it's not like i'm a bloody sky diver, do i look like one? argh).
4. What's your best friend's theme song?
The Velvet Underground - sunday morning
(my best friend edah, haven't been in contact with her for a while. she has big # #, as big as sunday morning (does that make sense? no? fuck you)).
5. What is the story of your life?
Feminin - cinta abadi
(OH FO' SHO')
6. What is your motto?
Arie Wibowo - singkong dan keju
(when your winamp just shuffled to a badass song, who gives a fuck about mottos, doggie .. sepatttuu muu darii italiii).
7. What’s the best thing about your friends?
The Adams - intro
(err, they don't mind introing me to girls no matter how in vain it would be?).
8. What do you think of the person you like?
Deodato - super strut
(i don't have a crush at all right now but if this is an indication of what she would be like, daym homie she must be a super nubian queen mama with afros and machine guns and shit, on some blaxploitation shit).
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rancid - ruby soho
(exactly, ruby soho, sound career choice).
10. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Slayer - war ensemble
(courtship is a war my nilla. ask sun tzu).
11. How's your life going?
Emilio Santiago - pelo amor de deus
(erm, i would love to say 'not bad' but err, yeah, i mean, you know, pelo amor de deus is not too off point).
12. What is your hobby/interest?
Butterfingers - love
(nice one winamp).
13. Will you have a happy life?
Ice Cube - gangsta rap made me do it
(when life gives you lemons, you blast it to smithereens with a pump gun).
14. Do people secretly lust after you?
The Clash - spanish bombs
(they do, really, yeah really, spanish honeys, mostly........... hopefully).
15. Will you ever have children?
Michael Jackson - butterflies
16. What song would you strip to?
Guitar Wolf - fujiyama attack
(sumo flaps attack).
17. What is your deep, dark secret?
The Temprees - dedicated to the one i love
(i'm a secret agent?).
18. What will you dance to at your wedding?
2 live crew - face down ass up
(say face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck!
pussy ain't nuthin' but meat on a bone suck it i fuck it i leave it alone!
dick ain't nuthin' but meat on a bone suck it i fuck it i leave it alone!).
(okay i admit the last question wasn't shuffled, i just put that song there cause it's badass).
tak pecaya?! hambek kau.