Monday, February 11, 2008

sum movies and mr. bill

Casino Royale
Dope. Superbly dope. The action scenes were fucking dope. Fucking on a fucking construction site man that shit is dope.

The Sleeping Dictionary
Every guy you know will want to see this after having discovered the concept. It took me a while to muster the energy needed to watch a crap movie just for the Alba but I finally did yesterday and today (I always watch my movies not all at once due to att. span lackadence). It is a crap movie. Jessica Alba is always a fucked up sight to look at. You will clench your fist and bite your lips. Shandy Aulia kinda looks like her.

Y Tu Mama Tambien
Let it be known that I did watch this movie when it was out. Thanks to pirates. Like I said the influence of pirates, I can never repay. The reason I re-watched it was just purely for the sex scenes. Cause that older wimmin they brought along, she's fine in a way. Like daym. Back then I couldn't wank cause I was living with people, I meant I could wank but not in comfort, and definitely not while watching. Guess what happens nowadays? Come on, guess, come on now, guess guess guess.

Into The Wild
Well could be inspirational, I mean it's a Sean Penn movie. But somehow maybe cause I had very high expectations since it's a nature movie, it wasn't satisfying. I didn't find the nature shots all that beautiful or fascinating, I wonder what Herzog could've done. And the story was more white man bullshit to me more than anything. Okay you have some thoughts about life and shit, okay I respect that, you had some family problems, okay I understand, but there was no need to be an obnoxious idiot. I liked the actor though, he played that Jay dude in that Dogtown movie. Not a bad movie overall, but definitely did not move me in any way.

The Kite Runner
Pretty dope. Although I bet it could be way more dramatic if it followed the book more closely (no I haven't read the book, yes I wikied it). Still fuck it, I thought it was very well done. The dude who played young Hassan was dope as a mufucka, just his face and facial expressions, I have to give props to the casting crew, bra fucking vo. Also Baba and his best friend, they were very very dope actors. Baba reminds me of Amitabh Bachan + Al Pacino. He's fucking cool as fuck. His friend is a more gentler version of him. Their characters were dope, two honorable men. Fucking dope. Watch this movie it's sick.

The Lost Interview - Bruce Lee
One of my favourite childhood heroes for sho'.


Haha wtf.


For now that. Movies I will try and make attention span to see as they have already arrived in my HD: Shaolin vs Wu Tang, Atonement, Brassed Off, Manhattan, Tropa De Elite, Circe De Rogue, Amarcord (shit I've yet to finish this, halfway), The Simpsons (yes I don't know what you're referencing), Sonatine, A Shot In The Dark, The Castle (halfway), American Gangster (should I?), Control (should I?), The Harder They Come, oh and yeah I need to download a good copy of No Country For Old Men, all the downloads I tried fucked up. Yeah a lot of movies to cover, lucky I'm not a movie reviewer eh?


Ever since I got the stand up bug again (as illustrated in an earlier entry I am too lazy to link), I've sifted through a lot of the Bill Hicks old footages I've got. And made up my mind that two of his shit is probably my favourite. One is the Chicago gig where he got heckled the fuck at and started responding in the most hilariously ruthless way possible, instead of outsmarting the hecklers he just straight out went crazy, and no not in a kramer sort of way. That was stupid. This was Classic. The other is the Igby 1993 gig, supposedly his last show since he managed to secure a television show in which he will hunt down all celebrities he hates and the world will be a better place, the sun will shine, the birds will chirp, the crickets will.. um crickeet, and he will shit a solid shit after having not being able to for a long while. Oh yes, a lot of new material here, most of his gigs have the same material as those were prolly shot in around the same era, as he wasn't that successful in the stand up circuit and didn't have too many footages. Maybe. But this shit is good, the way he delivers that shit is fucking superb, his response to shit is priceless, I like it when he mimicks an audience, like in a funny voice: so tell us more Bill Hicks? Okay. Or when he goes okay? kayyyyyyyyyy. One of my favourite parts was when he was talking about the concept of Australia as a prison for criminal brits........ an Island bla bla nice place bla bla if you commit crime you go there ............ phhhhh bummer. Wawuhkghkugeahkuga. Okay you won't understand if you haven't seen it. Why don't you put up links later Penyangak? Okay. Maybe it's just his Jimi Hendrix intro. Or the suit he wore. Or his beard. I think I prefer dude with beard.

What a pity he left us. Like some dude said in youtube, imagine the amount of shit he could talk about in this way more fucked up day and age. Those were the 90's man, ain't shit compared to now. Right. Right. Okay? Kayyy.

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