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Listening to love songs. Eating toast bread. Drinking nesvita. Looking left and right. Not bathing.

Driving car. Driving in the sudden rain of fucking up your once every 5 month car wash.

One more hour to go, and I can go out of the house naked screaming "JENGAAA JENGAAAA!!!" while the yellowy neighbours look in awe at the sheer artsiness of my pure being.

One more minute till the alarm rings. I will climb onto my roof and try to catch birds. In my winter wear. While the Indonesianish renovation workers look on and get back to their initial work, unimpressed. I can balance myself on a piece of wood placed between two roofs, bitch, and try to catch eagles. They say.

See if I had a life full of doing things worthy of blogging I wouldn't have written all the crap you just read.

For instance if I went club hopping at heritage row on the weekend. And then I got a ladies' number. Turns out she's a man. But she's fully operated. What's the difference? She/he does not have the pheromones of a woman. And the fucking broad shoulders of course. WHKUugkaehukgea. What a fucking situation. Dumped. Let's try to find genuine woman. Always look over your shoulder, and hers.

I'm jogging in a fancy expatriate-intended-for park. So serene. Like Serena C. See? Si Si. Si Tanggang. Silambam. Tandoori Payat. Isi angin tayar.

Semalam aku isik angin tayar. Macam nih tau. Aku tak suka sangat bende isik tayar yang modern dan digital amat ituh. Maka aku pilih mesin osku yang lonely tuh. Aku set kat dekat-dekat 30. Aku isik tayar depan kanan. Belakang kanan. Depan kiri. Belakang kiri. Takdelah banyak sangat kena isi. Semuanya sebab nak melenyapkan rasa paranoid di benak hati pantek ku inih.

Makan nasi beriani. Nyum.

Tembak orang dengan pumpgun. Nyum.

Asik dapat 4 streak kill dalam cod4 yang sangat tension. Betul. Sebab kalau 5 kill sekaligus dapat airstrike. Ini tak habis-habis dapat bunuh 4 sekali pastuh tak pasal kojol. Kojol bukan sebab kena tembak pulak tuh, mesti grenade keh airstrike ke helicopter ke. Bghekmok muwng. Kojol, satu perkataan yang sangat 90-an.

Tengah tengok cerita genre pink film Jepang. Kalaulah Malaysia ada genre ini juger. Bayangkan Gila-Gila Remaja, tapi penuh dengan gadis TOPLESS. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

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