Friday Five

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1. What was your biggest accomplishment this year?
Apakejadah semua nih? (dengan nada edisi siasat)

2. What was your biggest disappointment?
Apa nih dik abang tak faham lah?

3. What do you hope the new year brings?
Huh? What? What?

4. Will you be making any New Year's resolutions? If yes, what will they be?
Apa pelanchau bahasa omputih nih? Confused den

5. What are your plans for New Year's Eve?
Nampak sonang yo tapi den tak dape nak menjawap pulak..

Huhuhu, bangun pagi pagi, tak gosok gigi. Huhuhu. Dengar lagu hip hop. Bang bang ya head! Bang bang ya head! Gua bosan dooooo..

Huhuhu man u menang. Kelakar ah orang belakang aku. Masa bellion score "oh sudah bela misai sekarang aahhh bellion". Wakrhhkahkkga. Pastu dua orang nih asik gaduh pasal ronaldo, sorang dok kutuk, sorang dok backing. Hahaha. Pastu masa djemba-djemba dapat bola "ohhh james". Huhuhuu. Pastu tengok newcastle ketinggalan, ada sorang dengan suara lemah "come on newcastle", dengan suara lemah tak ikhlas, wkharhkahkghkahkga. Kelakar ah doh. Tapi kleberson comel ah. Huhuhu..

Lawak Edah di Christmas

Aku tengah chat, sekali ada member aku buat lawak. Hahaha, kesilapan dalam keyakinan.

[Penyangak] birthday *someone* in january

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] kesian orang lahir awal awal ni
[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] sebab kalau lewat sikit
[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] sure diorang technically setahun lebihmuda

[Penyangak] hahaha
[Penyangak] lebih tua ah
[Penyangak] sepak kang

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] aaaa bukan salah
[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] kalau diorang lahir LAGI awal
[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] so diorang setahun muda

[Penyangak] apa nih

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] yg tak tahan tu, kalau lahir 1/january/1981

[Penyangak] kalau lahir laqi awal
[Penyangak] lagi tua lah
[Penyangak] isk
[Penyangak] kau tak tahu kira ke
[Penyangak] cuba kalau dia lahir 31 disember 1980
[Penyangak] tak ke lagi tua
[Penyangak] isk
[Penyangak] KAU GILA

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] oh ye ek
[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] hahahahaha

[Penyangak] KAU GILA

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] alah

[Penyangak] HKWAHHHKHKGHKAGA

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] haha lupakan
[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] hahahahahaha

[Penyangak] KAU GILA

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] macam malu jap

[Penyangak] WHKAHKRHKAGHKAKHGA

[edah (bukan nama sebenar)] hahahahahaha

[Penyangak] KAU GILA
[Penyangak] kau gila
[Penyangak] wakhrkahghkaghkahkgahgkah
[Penyangak] whkarhkahkgahkgahkgahkgahkghkaa
[Penyangak] whkarhahkgahka..

Old School

Tengok cerita old school. Macam tongong doh, macam gila punya bangang, pasal tuh ah best gila. Warhkaghkahkghka, aku gelak je manjang, mamat dah kahwin tuh, frank the tank! Lari bogel pastu boleh buat selamba kantol dengan bini dia yang tengah drive dia tengah lagi bogel tengah jalang. Wahkrhkaghkaghkhka. Best doh. Wakrahkgkha, boddo gila punya cerita.

Cerita Ceritu

Hari tuh aku tengok return of the king. Woohoo, dream movie for me has ended. Sebagai peminat rpg sejak zaman ultima lagi memang movie nih gila doh bagi aku, memang aku tak suka action, tapi action yang dalam bentuk fantasi yang macam nih memang aku minat tak ingat dunia doh, jarang ah orang buat. Memang breathtaking ah everything dalam movie nih, scenery dia semua apakelanchau semua ah. Itulah dia cerita yang mengasaskan rpg. Ermm. Malas nak cerita panjang, tengok sendiri ah, puas mencuci mata, kalau ada awek bogel sebelah memang tak berpaling ah, on second thoughts errr, ahh forget about it. Huhuhu. Best!

Pastuh aku ada beli vcd, cerita ong bak, huhuhu, cerita thailand, pasal mamat nih power muay thai, thai kickboxing ah kira, ganas gila doh, cerita straightforward je, siap tak jiwang lagi, woah! Huhuhu, tapi dia punya aksi sikit nye ganas, kata muay thai, belasah guna siku, guna lutut huhuhu, gila ganas doh, serious shit, kalau suka sangat tengok ah..

Aku kat tengah tengah medan perang. Syyyyy, duck! duck! Fire in the holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Anyway, tengah tengok video clip company flow - end to end burnerz, huhuhu, cool dooooooo, carik kat audios videos kat http://dummysmacks.com. Huhuhu. Apa lagi nak buat asik gi cc je. Semalam sayang marah aku pasal msg kawan dia, ler, aku msg bukan nak tanya pasal dia, aku saje je bosan, cuma dulu ada aku buat silap aku termsg kat friendster tanya pasal dia, itu dulu, time sedih, sekarang aku mana ada niat lagi nak kacau dia, tah pape ah, memang bengang gila ah dia, dah ah aku tak tahu apa nak buat. Biar je ah..

Aku kat dalam peti sejuk nih. Saje je nak menyelami perasaan orang yang main internet dalam peti sejuk. Warhkahkgahkga, takde ah, cc nih sejuk ah. Arghhhhh..

He and Her

Huhuhu. Sedih sedih lah sangat. Sayang dah bersama dengan orang lain. I guess kalau orang dah tak sayang lagi, you have to accept it right? I mean, no matter how deep and pure your love is for her, the absence of it mutually means one has to sacrifice for the other's happiness, and that one is me. And I dedicate this post to her. My love. I've expressed too much to her I just can't think of anything anymore. So let's just say, this guy loved this girl so much, no matter how wrong he thought she was for her, no matter how the odds are piling up day after day, he went on, he never gave up, he was determined to make himself her true love, because he simply loved her too much. However, in the end, he failed. So he has to be strong and carry on. Peace..

It's official, my baby has left me. Mmm, tak terkira sedih aku malam tadi. Nih dah cool sikit. Dahlah malas nak cerita, aku kalau sedih gila aku diam je. Anyway next post. Huhuhu. Well, later lah, sad day for abang penyangak..

Ku Tak Tidur

Tengah bosan. Huhuhu, berapa hari tak online, takde duit nak masuk cc. Sayang aku dah ada bf lain, apa aku nak buat? Bunuh diri? Tak mungkinnnnnn. Paling best dia cakap kat aku sehari selepas hari jadi aku, anyway, hari tuh hari jadi aku, hmm, takde pape pon, bosan je, bukan buat apa-apa, dahlah takde duit langsung, tengah sedih lah tuh. Nih masih sedih lagi nih, apalah aku nak buat, dia kata I'm number one, but still, she's with someone else, fuck, apalah aku nak buat, agaknya broken hearted lah je kerja aku. Huhuhu. Punyalah sayang aku kat dia. Hmm.

Anyyywayy. Hmm apa aku nak cerita, aku takde cerita doh. Huhuhu. Apa aku nak cerita ha? Apa ada dengan cerita? Huhuhu. Aku sebenarnya tak tidur lagi nih. Huhuhu. Semalam habis kredit cakap dengan sayang, siap bf dia call aku lagi, cakap apa entah, if you really love her let her go if she's yours she'll come back give her a chance bla bla bla, haish ikut hati nak je cakap, well do you really love her? Then let her go, tapi tak sampai hati, orang tuh baik, so aku keluar lah ayat paling movie macho dalam dunia : I do what I gotta do man, I just go with the flow man, some people love someone, they let go, me, I'm above that, I'm more than that, I have to fight for it, but I'm sorry man, I won't get in the way man bla bla bla. Huhuhu, wow! Penyangak nya aku. Entahlah aku pun tak tahu. Tapi macam bagus lah pulak aku berkata-kata, adalah sikit macam mat ganja + mafia dalam bahasa inggeris. Tah pape ah. Well, nobody knows sayang loves me so much, nobody knows, people hanya tahu aku yang sayang dia, aku tak kesah lah orang nak pandang rendah kat aku, I do what I gotta do man. Wakrhahkghkahkgha, keluar itu ayat. Nasib baik aku tak cakap, when you gotta go, you gotta go, pastu buat bunyik kencing. Huhuhu. Wicked.

Oh aku tak tidur lagi, lupa lak, okay lepas gayut and jiwang-jiwang walaupun dia dah bercouple, aku pun tak tahu lah apa nak jadi, dia pun tak tahu apa dia nak buat, aku pun tak tahu. Oi balik balik cerita jiwang nih, okay lepas tuh kredit habis aku main cm sampai tengahari, tak tidur nih, pasal malam tuh ujian kan, boleh lah tahan aku jawap, tapi tibai pun banyak gak, aku dah lah study sikit, bolehlah cukup cukup sangak.

Argh boring boring. Apa lagi nak tulis, aku pun tak tahu, nak luahkan perasaan lagi ke? Takpelah aku simpan je. Aku nih crybaby sikit, entah pape ah. Anyway Peace..

Seghabut

Huhuhu, Otak ku sedang seraaaaaaaaaaaaaabut! Butttt But Buttutututututuu. Manchester menang! Huhuhu, scholes is back nigguz!

Anyway, ku sayang padanya, tapi dia di dunya lain, yes, apa nak buat? Aku nih mungkin terlalu baik, atau terlalu serious, nak cakap aku jenis serious takde ah, tapi pasal hubungan, aku memang serious dan setia, memang that type of guy lah, huhuhu, you know? Erm, ramai minat kat dia, aku jealous, jealous lah sangat, and aku rasa dia banyak tipu aku, macam-macam, aku terima je, tak tahulah bila dia cakap dia sayang aku betul ke tak, hmm masih tertanya-tanya, aku tak tahu apa nak buat, dah aku sayang, kadang-kadang aku jadi, hmmmmmm, straight, lurus bendul, itulah aku, lelaki yang lemah. To be continued.

Aku masuk cc pukul 1 lebih, hmm, duit tinggal sikit, patut ingat nak balik k.l, tapi takde duit, dan malas. Itulah paselllllll. Meletup sana-sini, telinga aku dah biasa, huhuhu, air-cond yang sejuk, aku rasa beku doh, takyah cerita ah aku punya beku, tapi nasib baik ramai orang, takdelah sejuk sangat. Aku takde baju sejuk, kalau ada kan best, takkan aku nak pakai jacket yang aku ada tuh, hahaha, kang orang cakap poser. Sekarang nih cuaca memang sejuk, winter lah katakan, hujan je, aku pun asik sakit tekak, tidur bawah kipas macamana slow pun kipas, bangun aku beku, macam ais, ais yang beku lah bukan ais yang cair. Anyway. Itu je aku nak cakap. Hahaha, tadi aku chatting, nak tengok? Sikit sikit lah, teka lah aku mana satu..

[vanilla_ice] thanks for givin' a brotha a voice nigga
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[Jayhova] haha
[[naQib]] i'm not BLACK!!
[Jayhova] marky mark is way nicer than vanilla ice
[vanilla_ice] you ain't
[vanilla_ice] damn
[[naQib]] whats up Ieyna_ThugGUrl
[vanilla_ice] you must be
[vanilla_ice] black is the way of the skin

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[vanilla_ice] everyone is a brotha
[K-sWiNg] haha
[vanilla_ice] even hitler was a brotha
[Ieyna_ThuGurL] did u remember me??
[Jayhova] lmao
[Ieyna_ThuGurL] naqib
[K-sWiNg] yur right qib
[[naQib]] haahahahahahahahah
[kiddo-] summer time
[[naQib]] hitler was a brother?? bahahahahahah
[Jayhova] what about them whiteys in hoods?
[[naQib]] hitler was an anti-semite who killed niggaz for fun
[kiddo-] fuck hiphop enuff said
[vanilla_ice] damn right nigga
[vanilla_ice] hitler was a brotha
[vanilla_ice] he had black panther tatoos nigga
[vanilla_ice] recognize

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[Jayhova] brotha,share more of your knowledge with us
* RyaNA happy giler
[Jayhova] for we are in need to recognize
[vanilla_ice] God willing brotha
[vanilla_ice] knowledge is the key to life
* [naQib] is now known as recognize
[vanilla_ice] and sex is the key the life
[vanilla_ice] so knowledge brings us to sex
* recognize is now known as [naQib]
[vanilla_ice] ever wondered why your local lecturer gets tons of booties?

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[Jayhova] brotha vanilla,is raping a sin?!
[[naQib]] Knowledge reign supreme right?? that brotha's got to have soul?
[vanilla_ice] recognize
[vanilla_ice] raping is a sin, recognize
[vanilla_ice] those who rape, doth not hath soul
[[naQib]] wordeth..
[vanilla_ice] there's no soul in forced sex, no soul at all
[[naQib]] Brotha Vanilla, am i black?
[vanilla_ice] for in mutual sex, lies the soul of all sould
[kiddo-] i sold my soul to the devil..i`ll never get it back -eminem-
[vanilla_ice] *souls
[vanilla_ice] you are black
[vanilla_ice] everyone is black
[Jayhova] if you believe you are brotha naqib
[Jayhova] you will be in heart
[vanilla_ice] it's a matter of if you have soul or not
[vanilla_ice] for soul
[vanilla_ice] is the soul
[vanilla_ice] recognize
* Jayhova recognized
[Jayhova] preach on brotha!

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[vanilla_ice] brotha has soul
[vanilla_ice] brotha has soul, no fucking doubt
[kiddo-] dumb fucks would claim biggy who did it
[vanilla_ice] but brotha has too much soul
[kiddo-] and his sould is corrupted?
[kiddo-] and his soul is corrupted?
[vanilla_ice] too much of a good thing is bad for your health
[kiddo-] what is a soul? how do you define soul?
[vanilla_ice] his soul is not corrupted
[vanilla_ice] soul is something undefined, that is why I define soul as, soul

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[vanilla_ice] they misuse the soul to an extent, the soul is lost
[[naQib]] praise the souls
[vanilla_ice] sometimes eternal, sometimes not
[[naQib]] when it is lost for eternity, where does it go?
[Jayhova] yes,brotha ali is a good example of a whiteman with soul
[vanilla_ice] it goes into the loo, for the loo is a place without soul
[vanilla_ice] for he who hath soul, shall bringeth light to the loo
[Jayhova] does that mean everytime i piss,bush is drinking my urine?
[[naQib]] where do we go brother vanilla, when we need to relief ourselves of bladder and intestinal issues
[vanilla_ice] yeth my brother
[Jayhova] behind the bush brotha naqib
[vanilla_ice] bush is a urine-drinker, it is his middle name
[Jayhova] for that is the way of the old
[vanilla_ice] you shalth release your problems as your soul permits
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[aMyKeeNS] lala lala lalalalaaaaa
[[naQib]] but i thought his middle name began wit ha W
[vanilla_ice] if your soul bringeth you to the loo, then you shalth light up the loo
[vanilla_ice] let it be known, that urine, in the spelling of soul is uurine
[vanilla_ice] for the double-u is the uu in uurine
[vanilla_ice] recognize brotha
[[naQib]] recognize
[Jayhova] brotha,is saddam a brotha or is he no better than bush?
[vanilla_ice] saddam is a brotha
[vanilla_ice] he is a brotha
[vanilla_ice] with a mean soul
[vanilla_ice] yes my brothaz
[vanilla_ice] he has soul
[Jayhova] praise the lord
[vanilla_ice] but his soul has a thick moustache
[vanilla_ice] thus disabling him to see the light in his soul

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Dah ah tuh flooding je. Warhkakgahkghkakhga..

Hujan je manjang. Wahkrahkghkaghkaghkahkga. Hujan doh! Hujan! Hujan! Hujannnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Pergi kelas pukul 5 apa jadi? Hujannnnnnnnn! Pergi kelas apa buat? Tak faham satu lanchau apa pun, aku bukak buku nota hijau, aku lukis gambar orang dengan muka berbentuk macam kepala butoh, lepas tuh keliling orang tuh aku tulis dengan cute "sometimes you must shut up idiot", something like that ah, aku pun tak tahu apa motif, tapi lepas aku tulis idiot je, aku angkat kepala, eh class dah habis! Hahahahahaha, dahlah lecturer tak amik attendance, aku dah lah takde member dalam kelas tuh, pasal kelas tuh tahun bila entah punya kelas, aku mengulang doh. Warhkahkgahka, mengulang ulang ulang, ariston, and on, and on.

Dulu lah kat u.k adalah iklan nih, iklan ariston, dia kira macam brand washing machine, alah pelanchau pelanchau macam tuh ah, pastu lagu dia macam nih tau :- aaaaa ris TON, and ON and ON, hahaha kelakar ah lagu dia, aku suka gila bila iklan tuh keluar, aku nyanyi bersama. Hehehehehehehehhe..

aku sebenarnya tengah emo sikit, rasa macam sayang aku tak sayang aku, tak ingat kat aku :( entahlah, mungkin aku jealous kot dia ramai kawan, aku pun tak tahu lah, dah jarang contact, dia kat langkawi, cam susah lak nak contact, apa aku nak buat, aku pun tak tahu, kalau aku tahu, aku dah buat, biar jelah, aku tak tahu apa nak jadi antara aku dengan dia, semua aku letak kat tangan dia, pasal aku sentiasa sedia menerima dia.

Nih yang aku menyampah nih, kata penyangak, tapi jiwang macam puki gak, wakhrhakkhhgka, suka hati aku ah, kalau ini bukan blog aku dah tentu, aku takkan buat suka hati aku, tapi masalahnya nih blog aku, terpaksalah aku buat suka hati aku, kalau aku tak buat suka hati aku pun, suka hati aku lah, yang kau sebok apasal? Aku tahu lah memang suka hati kau ah nak sebok ke apa ke, tapi suka hati aku gak ah nak persoalkan busybody kau tuh, hakikatnya, aku rasa hari nih streamx macam pantek sikit, tadi aku kat cc lain camnih gak, tukar cc camnih gak, connection cam gajah masuk kandang kambing, dah tentu tak muat, unless lah kambing tu besar gajah. Apa-apa lah, boleh-boleh lah..

Bosan

Hahaha. Bosan gila doh. Aku rasa aku lonely lah agaknya. Siapa nak tolong aku? Perempuanssssssssss. Huhuhu. Sian aku, awwwwwwwwwww siannnnnnnnnnnnn dia. Malas ah nak tulis.

Tadi aku tengok underworld, best jugak, werewolf dengan vampire. Huhuhu. Best doh, gempak gak ah, gloomy, lagi berbaloi daripada aku pening tengok matrix yang bodoh. Wakrhahkgkhakhga. Tunggu LOTR jelah nih. Star wars pun boleh lah, kalau tak kerana yoda, r2d2 dengan c3po memang star wars hampeh tahap puki berantai besi, menyampah aku, anakin jiwang macam puki, nak jiwang pun, kasi ah jiwang best, ini jiwang tak berperasaan dan bosan ala ala neo dan trinity. These fuckers, losers, dumbasses. Fuck 'em. Hahaha. Niggaz is trippin' dog. Anyway, Peace..

Cakap Salah

Ada masa raya, adik aku terasalah cakap, dia nak cakap "eh brand apa benda tuh?", dia tercakap "eh benda tuh tajuk dia apa?". Wahkrahkghkahkghka, habis ah sepanjang hari raya pertama tuh aku dengan adik adik aku lain mengambil kesempatan, "eh angah, kereta nih agaknya, tajuk dia apa ek?" Wakhrhkahkgahkghkahkga, wahkrhkahkghkaa, gelak gelak gelakan sakan sarawakian.

Sayang aku kat Langkawi :( dia dah susah nak contact aku, walaupun memang menjimat kredits tetapi aku tetapi dibelenggu rindu. Wakrhahkghkakhga, boleh buat novel ayat aku, ada satu cerita latin telenova kan, lagu dia akhir sekali "SECRETTTOOOO", time tuh je mesti je adik adik aku semua ikut, time tuh je, diaorang pun bersama-sama "SECRETTTOOoooooo" Hahahahaha kelakar ke tidak. Back to sayang aku, miss you so much. Serious shit man. Walaupun dia hanyalah ex-gf aku, tetapi kami masih jiwang-menjiwangi. Hahaha. Kau tak faham, pasal kau bukan kami, kami kami kami hame haaaa, macam cerita dragon apekelanchau tuh.

Anyway, maybank2u tak boleh transfer duit :( aku nak beli cd player doh untuk kereta, siapa ada line, aku dah ada duit, cuma sebab tak leh transfer duit, aku takde duit belanja, terpaksalah aku simpan dulu duit yang aku ada sekarang nih, sebagai backup, nanti nak bayar duit sewa lagi. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, bagi aku duit lah siapa-siapa call me call me on my celly boo boo feeling lonely. So long fuckerrrrrrsss..

Semalam kot, aku tengok matrix revolutions, member aku pasang vcd, tup tap tup tap, aku tidur, pastu aku terbangun part last-last, aku tak faham apa, aku tertidur balik. Argh malas ah nak tengok. Bodoh punya cerita kot. Entah lah aku pun tak tahu, nak cakap bodoh ke tak, susah nak cakap, pasal aku tak tengok. Lagipun player vcd kat rumah sewa aku tuh crappy, dia cam dah cam cibai nye rosak, tak nampak apa doh, sama dengan kau tengok kertas warna hitam bergerak pastu mengaku kat member aku dah tengok matrix revolutions doh. Wahkrahkga.

Lagi satu, aku kat cc, sejuk gila doh, tangan beku doh, wahkrahkhkga, tangan beku! tangan beku! tangan beku! beku macam ais! ais yang sejuk! aku suka gigit ais, boleh kuatkan gigi? betulkah? betul ke kenyataan aku tuh?

Nak tahu tak? Hari tuh raya! malas aku nak cerita, panjang sangat cerita pasal raya nih, aku dah tua, aku takde baju raya, tapi aku ada kain raya! Mak aku beli! Wakhrahkhkgahkhkga, lawa gila doh kain pelikat raya, bangga gila doh aku pergi masjid pakai kain tuh. Woohoo. Tapi malam last terawih aku pergi masjid, tapi aku lepak kat bus stand dekat tepi masjid dengan sedara-sedara aku sambil tunggu orang habis. Warhkahkgakhga, tah apekebenda, semata-mata takut parents kitorang ingat kitorang melencong, terpaksa lah flash kan kereta yang aku bawak kat diaorang, mesti diaorang ingat kitorang pergi, tapi lepas tuh kitorang melencong lah pergi tai pan senawang, fuh! Macam kat negara lain doh! Banyak cerita lagi lah pasal raya. Malas aku nak cerita. Lainkali jelah. Fuckerssssss..