A Few Movie Reviews

Ingat korang je boleh review movie, penyangak boleh jugak tau! Ini dia dua movie dah lama gak aku tengok tapi secara wayangnye baru je nak keluar kan, meh aku kasi review sikit. Peep.



Along Came Polly

Cerita ini sangatlah bosan, kepada sesiapa yang nak pergi tengok, baik takyah, simpan jelah hasrat tuh. Memang lah pelakon semua okay, tapi aku dah naik bosan dengan ben stiller yang macam tuh jelah lawak dia, dah takde modal, pastu jalan cerita pun bodoh, tak best langsung, takde apa yang menarik, bla bla bla bla bla habis.




Love, Actually

Cerita jiwang laaaagi. Tapi yang nih tak bodoh ah, boleh lah ada gelak sikit, gelak ikhlas, kalau cerita polly bodoh tuh gelak slapstik je, tak berapa ikhlas a.k.a gelak penat. Paling kelakar hugh grant jadi prime minister, cam apa je, wharakhkga, tapi pandai ah dia berlakon. Lepas tuh ada couple jumpa sebagai pelakon porno, tengok ah kelakar doh, kreatif lah jugak doh. Heartwarming and shit. And paling gentle yang sorang nih dia sayang kat awek nih tapi malangnya awek nih isteri kepada best friend dia, itulah scene true love paling baek punya. Banyak ah, dia punya jiwang boleh buat rasa semacam, hahaha, padahal rasa nak sedih, saje je cover macho, memang nice ah. Okay penyiwang signing off..

Kepada Perempuans

Huhuhu. Dulu aku duduk dengan granny masa kecik, ada awek jiran sebelah nih (btw masa nih darjah 4 kot), lawa dohhhhhhhh, putih lah memutih, pastu muka dia macam, entah lah susah aku nak explain, aku selalu mengorat secara berlagak contohnya masa naik basikal lalu rumah dia pastuh dia ada kat depan gate tuh aku mulalah berdiri atas basikal, huhuhu, kasi turun sama itu bukit. Huhuhu. Dahlah hari tuh tengok cerita honey, jessica alba cun gila doh. Wkahrhkahkgkhga.

Haaaaaaaaaaa. Tengok aku dah kasi bikin satu layout best gila. Huhuhu. Harap korang semua suka. Pecite doh?! Nanti ada cerita aku memblog ah, dah semangat sikit nih. Penyangak banyak kerja gak sekarang nih, but it's all good. Aney way. Hahaha. Mana ada anyway dah, hilang idea dah nih. Jumpa lagi.

Kelayoutan

Warkhakhga. Akhirnya penyangak telah mendapat wajah baru. Senyap ah aida. Senyap ah laydiefa, siapa suruh penat datang jauh jauh, lainkali datang naik troli. Dumbo. See ya later suckaz..

Lawak Edah Lagi dan Lagi..

edah : oh, ni dak kul 11 lebih ah
edah : dah balik rumah
edah : sekarang dah infas
Penyangak : semalam aku buat poster
edah : eh
edah : insaf
Penyangak : poster untuk member
edah : poster apa?
Penyangak : infas?
Penyangak : wahkrahkghkahkhkga
edah : asal malas? tido kan bes
Penyangak : infast = in fast?
edah : infast - INSAF lah
edah : sialan
Penyangak : infast
Penyangak : whkarhkahkhkga
edah : eeeeeeee awak tahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Penyangak : dia kira macam in fast out slow
edah : **** kan
edah : dia buat lagu baru tau
Penyangak : macam karma sutra lah
Penyangak : infas. warhkahkgahkghkaghkaghkahkghkaghkahkghkga..

Dj Krush

I think I've never had crushes anymore since I was 22, which was my first love. Until now, dah lama takde crush. And I don't think I'll ever experience it again though who knows, right? So let's just say I'm kinda mm terpikat jugak lah with this one girl in this handphone shop, woahhhhhhhh! She's chinese, but has a malay look, quite tall, always wear kebaya, not sexy, I don't have any idea why, but that's what distinguishes her from all the other sexy ah girls nahmean, fuhooooo. Not that this is relevant with anything, just that baru tadi I went to buy credits there, I always buy credits there, because it's close to the atm (yarrright). Aight that's all for now. Peace. Oh wait, there's another lawak edah here :- Eh tanak letak sini lah, letak atas. Ohhhhhhh aku nak cerita pasal jon paul thomas, dia lepas dohhhhhhh american idol, tempat ke-last tuh, mamat nih cam sial, masa sebelum atau lepas perform ke muka sedih skema je, sekali dah menang macam cibai muka mata terbeliak terkejut pastu macam beruk doh. Wakrhahkghkga, pastu carik perempuan cun tetek besar peluk pastu buat muka beruk terkejut tengok beruk lain takde kulit lagi. Warhkahkghkghka. Cam cibai. Pasal tuh aku support. Lagi satu..

I FUCKING HATE WILLIAM HUNG

He's an idiot, there should be a show where people pay to hit the fuck outta that dumbass. No all You dickriders and bandwagon jumpers, he's not funny, he's nothing, he's like a pile of shit, oh wait, he's like nothing, he's like a pile of shit that doesn't exist. Fuck off dumbass. Peace..

Kelamaan

Argh, lama aku tak tulis kat pejadah nih. Aku pun tak tahu, aku tengah tak stabil dalam segala. Sini-sana, semua orang nak tinggalkan aku. Entahlah. Aku pulak tengah dalam waktu kritikal dalam education aku. SOOOOooooooooooooooo. So what?! Waktrhrhkahkghkhka, best doo kenekan diri sendiri. Tulah, isk isk isk, apa nak jadi dengan aku nih, kelam kabut betul kehidupan, fuck this fuck that, fuck all of You, cuss-therapy katakannnnnnnnn. Aku bosannnnnnnnnn. Apa nak buatttttttttttttttttttttt.

Member aku dah ada dvd rom so akhirnya dapat aku tengok semua cerita lama dalam bentuk dvd yang aku nak tengok. Army of darkness, good morning vietnam, best doh good morning vietnam, kelakar gila dosss. Pastu, gangster no. 1, cerita malcolm mcdowell berlakon, best doh, psycho gila doh. Harkh harkh harkh. Pastu, mmmmmm, cerita shawshank redemption aku beli, class doh cerita nih, aku beli pasal nih antara cerita favourite best friend aku, memang patut pun, memang best, but most of all, kalau kita dapat baca message dalam cerita nih, bukan setakat dalam konteks senario dalam cerita ini, malahan dalam life in general pun. Hahaha, serious lah pulak kau penyangak, butoh ah weyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. So?!! So What!!!!!!!!!! Wakhrhkahkgahkhka. Fuck fuck fuck. Peace..

Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free

Word to mutha..

Itik Yang Ada Kulit

Ada satu subjek nih nama dia TSK (Teori Sains Komputer), well I'd rather change is to WTF (What The Fuck?). Wakhrahkhkghka, pasal serious masa aku tengah baca dengan penuh konstrentasi, literally aku jerit "WHAT THE FUCK?!", kau kena belajar to believe it dohhhhhh. Tengah elok-elok baca dan nak figure out relation of this to this and pattern bla bla lama-lama kau akan sedar yang nothing means anything and kau akan secara automatik berkata "WHAT THE FUCK?!", serious doh, macam kau tengah jalan kat mana-mana tiba-tiba ada orang tua cakap kat kau "Itik tuh ada kulit", mesti kau cakap "WHAT THE FUCK" dalam hati kan? Macam tuh ah perasaan aku. Wakhrhakhkga. Gila doh. Peace..

kil kilroy

Hahaha. Kilroy? What the fuck is kilroy? It's an annoying shithole of annoyance. Yes, it's annoying! Take it off the fucking T.V, I don't even bother to go to the website advertised, it's annoying, kilroy is that ad where some there's some bullshit scene where there's some bullshit short-hand text going like "if lfe wz a shrt" well fuck it here's my short-hand to whoever made that ad - "fck yrslf n fck off" Underestand? You fucking annoyance. I hate that ad, and I hate the name, fuck it, it's the most annoying ad ever, it's not clever, it's not funny, it's nothing. It's a pile of shit. It's annoying. I hate it. No! It's not clever and fuck you. Dumbass kilroy..