MAHAGURU

Imagine this there's this guy, having a conversation with a chick, in a mamak. He is backing a big screen projector showing a tight match (not facing it lah kan, facing the chick), he is focusing on the chick, talking with her, and his eyes never stray from her eyes (yes my fellow friends, not even a glance towards her boobies), who would he be? Yeah, he's THE MAN! The Mahaguru! He talked with the girl for hours and we (me and my friends) kept examining him, he's perfect, he even has the same drink for hours while we have had like 3-4 glasses, his level of focus and concentration on the chick and their conversation is perfect! Hail Mahaguru! Peace..