Barubal

Aku nih baru drive dari Penang nih doh. Wahrkahkga. Hmm. Tahu tak kalau kita kat highway kan, highway ke utara, memang pemandangan dia class ah, aku suka doh, gila doh, pasal bukit gunungan semua kan, so macam memang aku suka ah, aku suka doh. Macam ada satu part kat highway nih favourite aku, kira macam dia ada bukit-bukit pastuh macam ada lubang-lubang kat bukit-bukit tuh, bukanlah pasal lubang-lubang tuh resemble pussy tapi wahkrhkaghkaghkhka tapi shatap you. Tapi memang aku suka lah pemandangan situ. Nature rules weh. Dulu aku pergi South Africa best gila doh tengok beauty of nature, banyak nak cerita tapi malas nak cerita. Penat dowwwwwwwwwww. Peace..

Illiad

Okay incase anyone else posts shit up the tagboard. YES, I know TROY was based on a few thousand pages of poem written by Homer, Illiad. I'm not an idiot. And I don't care if the character Paris was from the poem, the movie itself makes a mockery out of the poem, first, it didn't include the gods, and nearly everyone was supposed to be dead at the end (hell yeah I'd like to see Paris being murdered), a lot more was really fucked up, the hero was played by brad pitt which is something you wouldn't expect of a fucking Greek hero (allthough I thought he was okay), and everyone was so fucking small you'd wonder whether this is a story about Greeks or just a random crappy period war story. Hey, plus, what's so special about Helen except the blonde hair, nothing at all, when Peter O'toole was going about her beauty, I fucking swear he had a fucking lying face about him. Anyway, I don't care if they don't respect the original written but at least make a fucking good movie, fuck Paris, he's a dumbfuck, he spoiled the whole fucking movie, seriously I enjoyed the WHOLE movie EXCEPT Paris. Forget about it.



CONFIRMED!!!!! Alan Smith masuk MAN UTD. Gua happy dohhhhhhhhhhhh. Whkarhkahkgahkga..

Fuck Paris

I just watched troy. I fucking hate this movie. Okay not the entire movie. They said that the movie was about three heroes of different personalities or qualities or whatever bullshit. Fuck that, it's about two men and a fucking dumbass. I mean, what's more insulting than having a name that goes "Paris", I can't think of a better excuse to commit suicide.

He's a dumbass, first he insulted his father and started a war because of his love for another dumbass, and to add insult to injury, she's a fucking blonde.

And this same dumbass Paris actually dodged a fight after agreeing to it, after proving over and over again that he's an airhead, now he's a coward too? I mean, you know you're doomed the minute you're born since you're named "Paris", and now you're further dooming your own existence. Fuck.

I don't even understand why Helen fell for this dumbass, oh wait, I do, she's a dumbass too, and she's not even that hot, if she was played by Jessica Alba I'd fucking write a letter to the oscars for this movie to win the fucking best picture, but no she's not, so she and "Paris" can fuck off.

Seriously this film had the best setting, two heroes, two great characters, and then this fucker who looks like justin timberlake had to barge in and throw shit on everybody.

You know there should have been a twist in this movie. When Archilles was challenging Hector, yeah, Hector should have gone up to Archilles and went "I'm tired of that dumbfuck", then Archilles will go "Me too muthafuckah". And they both kill "Paris", laugh, eat, and fuck the blonde, then Hector can go fuck his wife and have another son while Archilles will fuck the princess, then they will kill the greek dumbfuck ruler, and all will live happily ever after.

But NOOO, the director just had to piss everyone off, then make "Paris" kill Archilles with the most fucking cowardly act I've seen in a fucking movie. He fucking killed Archilles, he must be proud of himself oooooooooooo he's so brave..... Shut the fuck up. Archilles was hugging the princess dumbass, stuart fucking little could have killed the muthafuckah.

Tell me what is the benefit of a living "Paris"? No, nothing at all, I doubt he even fucked the blonde yet, I bet he only "Loves" the blonde. Dumbfuck.

Okay I'm pissed.

BTW. I've watched an old movie "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid". It's nice btw, it's a classic lah kan, of course..

Glory Glory Kau Kau

Gua bosan. Warkh warkh warkh. Pecite doh?

Man Utd menang weh, fa cup final. Salute ah kat ronaldo, bukan setakat final ah, sepanjang season, apa yang paling penting kalau kau tengok dia dengan squad dari awal sampai akhir memang dia improve, dia adapt dengan baek nya kat game english nih. Dengan skill dia yang memang puki berapi, siap boleh tarik baik nya pastu cross silang kaki, pastuh lepas 2-3 pemain pastuh berpusing-pusing. Gila doh mamat nih. Harap-harap dia makin improve. Pemain lain tuh pandai-pandai ah amik contoh orang macam dia nih yang belajar sentiasa.

Pemain lain pun. Boleh kata aku rasa match nih lah man utd main balanced sikit, mungkin sebab beberapa match yang bodoh sebelum nih takde roy keane, pastuh formation berterabur, match nih semua stay kat position, takde nak tukar-tukar macam pukimak pastuh berterabur. Apa-apa ah, to THE NEXT SEASON!! Aku mau Alan Smith, silap besar ah kalau tak dapat mamat tuh, Gerrard susah sikit ah kan. Papahal Alan Smith kasi beli. Aku tak kesah.

Be Heard

So aku baru balik daripada rumah member aku. So aku tengah kat traffic light. Lampu merah, aku kat depan sekali. Adalah budak-budak basikal crossing jalan depan kan, sekali ada sorang budak nih, dia lalu depan aku, sekali betul-betul depan kereta aku, dia buat wheelie. Wahkrahkghkkaha. Korang rasa geli hati tak? Ye kan? APAHALLAK Warhakghka, ape kerja, bodoh macam puki punya budak kecik, takde otak, bodoh bodoh. Wharhahkga. Apahal wheelie depan aku, apa kesan dia? Adakah aku awek yang lawa? EKKKK WRONG ANSWER. Adakah aku judge xtreme sports? EKKKK SALAHHHHH. Adakah kau bodoh? TUIIIII BETUL! Fuck off..

WATAPALA

Kasi Layan - De La Soul - pass the plugs

PASS THE P'S LIKE THEY USED TO SAY! PASS THE P'S LIKE THEY USED TO SAY!

Layan doh, aku baru buat my latest CD, NATIVE TONGUE COLLECTION of A Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul. Aku sayang gila style hip hop yang jazzy, macam native tongue style lah. Kasi check list gua :-

1 A Tribe Called Quest - can i kick it
1 De La Soul - ego trippin
2 A Tribe Called Quest - check the rhime
2 De La Soul feat. Common Sense - the business
3 A Tribe Called Quest - electric relaxation
3 De La Soul - talkin' bout hey love
4 A Tribe Called Quest - oh my god
4 De La Soul feat. Jungle Brothers and Q-Tip - buddy
5 A Tribe Called Quest - keep it rollin'
5 De La Soul - pass the plugs
6 A Tribe Called Quest - sucka nigga
6 De La Soul - fallin'
7 A Tribe Called Quest - jazz (we've got)
7 De La Soul - eye know
8 A Tribe Called Quest - award tour
8 De La Soul - peace porridge
9 A Tribe Called Quest - clap your hands
9 De La Soul - stakes is high
10 A Tribe Called Quest - hot sex on a platter
10 De La Soul - oodles of o's


2 KUMPULAN HIP HOP YANG SANGAT AKU SAYANG!!!!!

Encik Thomas

Aku ada teka-teki best

Soalan : Apakah perbezaan paling ketara di antara Britney Spears dan Christina Aguilera?

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Jawapan : Christina Aguilera boleh buat aku stim lebih pada Britney Spears

Entah ah, aku tengok apa entah, mainstage, kenapa ntah aku stim, muka dia tak? Ke peluh dia ke, badan dia yang kurus tapi tembam, entah ah aku pun tak tahu. Wahkrakhga. Britney biasa jelah, tarapapa, dahlah suara tak best. Ptuih.

Anyway. Malaysia kalah Thomas Cup Quarter-Finals. OKAY LAH TUH. Lagi best daripada kalah time final, buang masa dan tenaga, TAHNIAH!

Jembot

Minggu lepas dah cabut bulu jembut telur kot. Kat telur kena cabut sikit-sikit, kalau boleh one-by-one, lagipun bukan tebal pun kat situ, ada jarang-jarang je, tapi pasal dah lama tak service, panjang ooo, lagi panjang pada rambut aku. Wahkrhkakhga. Jauh lagi panjang. Cabut yang keliling konek lak, ini cabut secara banyak sekali cabut pun boleh walaupun sedikit pedih. Memang seni ah bulu jembut nih, dia punya lenggang-lenggok..

Bakat

"Saya masuk benda nih sebab saya ada bakat" - Mamat mana entah kat talent show shit kat NTV7

Whkarhkahkghkaghkahkgha. Whkarhkahkghkaghkaghkahkgahkghka. Siapa kenal mamat nih kasi penampar sikit! Dengan kapak. Whkarhkahkghka. Bodoh, perasan, PTUIH PTUIH.

So. What's up? Bosan doh, aku terasa macam nak tulis sesuatu. Nanti ah..

Get Up Get On Up

LIKE A SEX MACHINE, YEAHHHHBABEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET UP! GET ON UP! GET UP! GET ON UP! STAY ON THE SCENE! LIKE A SEX MACHINE!

Sarkis

Kasi Layan - Jedi Minds Tricks - rise of the machines

So, siapa membuang masa kat hartamas weekend aritu? Gila doh, gaduh merata-rata, sana sini, pasal aku dengan kawan-kawan pergi mana entah kejap, pastuh balik balik, on the way parking dah nampak dua pergaduhan dia dua lokasi berbeza, on the way dekat lagi nak sampai parking ada gaduh lagi, kat depan square tuh. Apalah.

So, sekarang nih aku baru balik sarkis. Hahaha, ada orang gaduh lagi, memang manis, anak-anak gaduh kat hartamas, mak bapak gaduh kat sarkis, hahaha. Aku tak tahu ah kenapa diaorang gaduh, tapi macam entah ah, aku pun tak perasan sangat, kerusi pun kena sekali ah, dengan anak-anak kat situ, dah lah gaduh elok elok time show baru nak mula, pelanchau apa punya perangai. Dahlah, diaorang duk depan sekali, satu hal sarkis nih pun buat hal, mesti diaorang jual tiket lebih kapasiti tuh punya. Bongong. So, nak cerita pasal sarkis ke? Takyah ah, tapi salah sorang awek sarkis tuh lawa ah, woohoo, weuhuu..