What is the significance of Jackson 5 in my life?
I'm about to reveal a secret that won't be too surprising in this world chokeful of psychos and post rock.
When I was little I had 4 brothers, one younger, the others older, we all wore jackets in different colours, I wore red because Michael Jackson wore red in the "beat it" video. This is not too far off from Jackson 5 when Randy came in allthough they should've been Jackson 6 by that time, I think, fuck I know too lazy to wikipedia.
By the time I was 11, they were no longer by my side, I wasn't sad, I just moved on, this was around the time I started to develop full-blown boners which felt slightly uncomfortable at first, watching "oriental massage" with my friends after skipping school.
Why the entry drought - Cause I don't have a life to write about.
What's on my playlist and why? (Cause people give two fucks) :-
- One Be Lo - decepticons
cause he can flow AND sample.
- Big L - da graveyard
cause he "gets more pussy by accident than otha niggaz get on purpose".
- The Clash - police on my back
cause this song is so cute and geeky despite about well, police being on their backs.
- The Clash - rudie can't fail
cause of the way "what i neeedddd i just don'ttt haveeeeee" is delivered ... and how "fail" was pronounced, ruuuudieee can'tt fiaaaiialalllll
- Sham69 - if the kids are united
cause, uh well, i dunno, this should be a school anthem or suttin'.
- Operation Ivy - sound system
cause i love them.
- Operation Ivy - bad town
cause they fucking rule, duh? and this is where half of Rancid originated.
- Naughty by Nature - hip hop hooray
cause hip hop anthems used to have a simple formula - bangin' beat + emcees who could spit, come on who the fuck wants to fuck with Treach's steez?
- Redman - put it down
cause Redman and Timbaland are the kings of club bangaz, i wonda if they play this shit in ghetto heaven
- Nine - whutcha want
cause his voice makes frequencies run for they lives.
- Organized Konfusion - black sunday
cause Pharoahe Monch can sing, and sounds betta on beats like this.
- Bounty Killer - mad n psycho
cause dancehall djs can kill you with their voices alone (by dancehall i mean dancehall not seandapaul). and dancehall clash crowds do not throw hands in the air, they throw flames, yes, pure fucking fire.
- Jackson 5 - i wanna be where you are
cause mj sings betta as kid, and his brothers provided him the best backdrop.
- Jackson 5 - gotta be there
cause this is the most jiwangest song in the world, and big nosed mj, is the shit.
- Jackson 5 - maybe tomorrow
cause this is what Ghostface sampled for his classic song, and Ghostface like J5, RULEZ yo azz
- Mobb Deep - hit it from the back
cause they are the evil bruvaz of Kriss Kross, can y'all not tell from the title of the track.
- Incognito - still hip hop (radio edit)
cause the yellow bastard on the vocals, and the chink fuck on the boom bapopals, they are the future
- Smif-N-Wessun - bucktown
cause of the classic jazz sample and how ghetto rap should be delivered.
- Ras Muhammad - money feat. Diplomats International
cause this indo dude can raga and I like Mistah's voice and flow.
- Heltah Skeltah - letha brainz blow
cause this is what's gangsta.
- Pete Rock & CL Smooth - i got a love
cause Pete Rock rocks the horns like no other
..Man i suck at punctuating