Jurassic Fifteen

What is the significance of Jackson 5 in my life?

I'm about to reveal a secret that won't be too surprising in this world chokeful of psychos and post rock.

When I was little I had 4 brothers, one younger, the others older, we all wore jackets in different colours, I wore red because Michael Jackson wore red in the "beat it" video. This is not too far off from Jackson 5 when Randy came in allthough they should've been Jackson 6 by that time, I think, fuck I know too lazy to wikipedia.

By the time I was 11, they were no longer by my side, I wasn't sad, I just moved on, this was around the time I started to develop full-blown boners which felt slightly uncomfortable at first, watching "oriental massage" with my friends after skipping school.

Why the entry drought - Cause I don't have a life to write about.

What's on my playlist and why? (Cause people give two fucks) :-

• One Be Lo - decepticons
  cause he can flow AND sample.



• Big L - da graveyard
  cause he "gets more pussy by accident than otha niggaz get on purpose".



• The Clash - police on my back
  cause this song is so cute and geeky despite about well, police being on their backs.



• The Clash - rudie can't fail
  cause of the way "what i neeedddd i just don'ttt haveeeeee" is delivered ... and how "fail" was pronounced, ruuuudieee can'tt fiaaaiialalllll



• Sham69 - if the kids are united
  cause, uh well, i dunno, this should be a school anthem or suttin'.



• Operation Ivy - sound system
  cause i love them.



• Operation Ivy - bad town
  cause they fucking rule, duh? and this is where half of Rancid originated.



• Naughty by Nature - hip hop hooray
  cause hip hop anthems used to have a simple formula - bangin' beat + emcees who could spit, come on who the fuck wants to fuck with Treach's steez?



• Redman - put it down
  cause Redman and Timbaland are the kings of club bangaz, i wonda if they play this shit in ghetto heaven



• Nine - whutcha want
  cause his voice makes frequencies run for they lives.



• Organized Konfusion - black sunday
  cause Pharoahe Monch can sing, and sounds betta on beats like this.



• Bounty Killer - mad n psycho
  cause dancehall djs can kill you with their voices alone (by dancehall i mean dancehall not seandapaul). and dancehall clash crowds do not throw hands in the air, they throw flames, yes, pure fucking fire.



• Jackson 5 - i wanna be where you are
  cause mj sings betta as kid, and his brothers provided him the best backdrop.



• Jackson 5 - gotta be there
  cause this is the most jiwangest song in the world, and big nosed mj, is the shit.



• Jackson 5 - maybe tomorrow
  cause this is what Ghostface sampled for his classic song, and Ghostface like J5, RULEZ yo azz



• Mobb Deep - hit it from the back
  cause they are the evil bruvaz of Kriss Kross, can y'all not tell from the title of the track.



• Incognito - still hip hop (radio edit)
  cause the yellow bastard on the vocals, and the chink fuck on the boom bapopals, they are the future



• Smif-N-Wessun - bucktown
  cause of the classic jazz sample and how ghetto rap should be delivered.



• Ras Muhammad - money feat. Diplomats International
  cause this indo dude can raga and I like Mistah's voice and flow.



• Heltah Skeltah - letha brainz blow
  cause this is what's gangsta.



• Pete Rock & CL Smooth - i got a love
  cause Pete Rock rocks the horns like no other

..Man i suck at punctuating