Monday, March 28, 2005

Stick This Up That

1. What is the total amount of music files on your computer?
Around 40gb.

2. The CD you last bought?
I don't remember.

3. What was the last song you listened to before reading this message?
Naughtius Maximus - here comes trouble
(Trouuuble parap pap trouuuuble parap pap)

4. Write down five songs that you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.

  1. Fuck this I can't decide.

  2. Fuck this I can't decide.

  3. Fuck this I can't decide.

  4. Fuck this I can't decide.

  5. Fuck this I can't decide.



5. Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why.

  1. Myself so I can do go back to the past and do this shit in the first place.

  2. Whatever

  3. Whatever

Friday, March 04, 2005

SLUT SHOWS

Yes, slut shows, I'm sure all of you have seen 'em at least once in your life, I'm not gonna say they're bad, allthough they generally are, slut shows are shows where a bunch of people are fighting for the love of one. Like say joe millionaire, or for the love of money, or outback jack or whatever.

First of all, we all know the recent wave of reality t.v is bullshit, it's the revival of early WWF, where people are still unsure whether it's acting or real allthough it's obviously acting. I don't watch reality t.v at all, I've tried and stuck to a few episodes of something, then I just gave up.

What's funny about slut shows is when the pursuers start philosophizing about love, and life and shit, that's the funniest shit I'll see on t.v, like here she is, talking about love is about this and that, life bla bla bla bullcrap bla bla bla whatever bla bla bla. How fucked up is that, the next time she's going to kiss him, she's also going to be kiss 12 other females who have left a mark on those lips. I never thought people would be making up long sentences about trying to win the heart of a slut. Uregkgh. Allthough female sluts are *drool*, especially Julie Cooper, woohoo.

Reality TV would be nice if it was "Real". Everytime I see an interview with the participants, you can just feel the bullshit, it's coating you, it's like you know, SMARTSHOP ads.

Let's just say fuck all that, and watch MAX X.