Kung Fu Love

I just watched Kung Fu Hustle on dvd. Hmm, honestly it's a good action movie. But I still miss Chow Sing Chee.

The old cheap, and sex maniac Chow Sing Chee. Hahaha. Remember Royal Tramp? Where he ended with 4/5 wives, that was the shit. Miss that kinda shit.

But then, Kung Fu Hustle is still a good movie. It does have some Chow Sing Chee Humour 10% of the time and real fucking cool actions, if it wasn't directed by him people wouldn't have had their expectations fucked up, cause it was generally a good movie.

I have a feeling that Stephen Chow is trying to make up for the loss of great HK peoples crossing over to Hollywood. He's still fighting the good fight, he's still trying to get through to the US on his own, his own fucking work, with what he wants to do. Nothing can ever fuck up good movie prospects like Hollywood, imagine the amount of remakes Hollywood has made that sucked compared to the cult originals, which apply mostly to european and asian movies.

I salute him for that, he's a good director. He's also obviously a kung-fu lover.

But we miss the asshole most, bring him back.

I also watched Eiffel I'm In Love, and liked it.

I thought it was funny. Yeah. I mean if this is what you can call Indonesians' stupid teeno movies, than good, cause I liked it.

Reminds you of their music too, I mean if S07 is what you can call their stupid pop music, then whatever, cause it's still good music.

Or maybe I have low expectations cause I live in Malaysia, a stupid teeno movie, urgh. Fuck it, don't let me think about it.

It's all about standards. Nelly is a commercial rapper in the US, Dizze Rascal is a commercial rapper in the UK.

Back to the movie. Hmm, yeah I thought it was funny. The guy was lying 90% of the movie to get the girl, the girl is blurry and whiny and dumb, but very, very cute. They were fighting over stupid shit 80% of the time, even when they were already supposedly in love.

Perfect setting for a love movie, I've watched it twice.

I like it how they trust the two young actors chemistry to be together for a long long time in the movie, long long scenes, that's something. It might be boring to some people, I guess, it's also very slow paced and fucking long, but somehow I liked it. Not perfect, but I liked it.

The girl was fucking cute though, her facial expressions were really funny. The guy was very awkward, which suits his character, a softie trying to act hard.

Peace.

FUCK

Atheist - air
Death - spirit crusher
Death - voice of the soul

Uuh. Lalala. Fuck this fuck that.

I wonder if saying fuck is a sin, since it could mean anything, it could mean "Stop", like, "Fuck what you're doing, get over here", or it could mean "Having sex", like, "People usually fuck on the first night of the wedding", or or, it could mean "Ouch", like, "Fuck".

I've had perceived cusswords discussions with my mom (Believe it). And she also agrees, that it's all about perspective.

I mean if we all had a paradigm shift, and don't look down on the word "Puki" or "Pantat" (Vagina). Doctors won't have a hard time trying to explain shit, like say instead of saying "Errr, uhh alat kemaluan awak nih ada masalah lah", he could go "Pantat kau ada masalah". To me, that doesn't sound offensive, maybe to some people.

And it's such a shame. I can't see any difference between someone saying "Penis" or "Dick", or "Alat kemaluan lelaki" or "Konek". Some people do, I mean most. It's a fucking shame (Shame of great magnitude).

I'm confused. Must I really care about people, what people think, sometimes I do, it's only natural, but sometimes I just won't feel like it, and I don't expect to feel bad, maybe I would, it's only natural, but at least, I should know, that I didn't have to.

"Fuck" is a censored word. Pity, cause it's a cool word.

But I can also say, that's one of the biggest factors that contribute to it being cool.

A pop group that plays good music can be uncool and safe just because the radio plays it every day.

Fuck is something that's always on the edge of something.

Being a confused guy, I hope someone writes a book about my religion's perspective on words based on Al-Quran and Hadith Sahih. That is something I can't question.

People and what they think is proper or not? Fuck it.

Okay fuck this. Peace.

Pussy

Radiohead - street spirit
Iron Maiden - infinite dreams
Teddy Pendegrass - turn off the lights
Jurassic 5 - jurass finish first
Hmm......
Carol King - will you still love me tomorrow
Chino XL - water

I want pussaayyyyyy for frayyyyyy.

I never go into HIATUS, but if I was a true-and-true "blogger", I would have gone into a lot of those, I guess I'm a typical male, I don't know what I have this blog for, to type shit, yeah that's it, to type shit.

You gotta watch the TripleNoize to believe it, believe me.

I just watched Finding Nemo over download, late yet again. Very nice.

I guess I really dig Pixar movies, ones I've watched : Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles. All of them were good.

I guess I hate Dreamworks movies, ones I've watched : Shrek, Shark's Tale, Shrek 2 (Maybe more I can't recall). All of them were nehhhhhhhh. I didn't even finish shark's tale, abandoned it on cd2, only thing good on it were the jamaican jellyfishes. Booooring, nexttttt.

I was sick, yeah I was sick for a while, still a bit sick. I'm hungry right now, I need to eat before taking medication.

I can't hate TripleNoize, I'm not sure if they really mean to do all those things, it's too cruel to do stuff like that to yourself. Urgkh.

I'm flashbacking to days when this then cool guy who wore the then cool "alternative" thick-framed glasses manned the school speakers, at the end of the term, where people make dedications and stuff. This was long long ago. And was the first time I heard this song, this very nice song.

Radiohead - street spirit.

From the school speakers. Fadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee outttttttt againnnnnnnnnnn. It was something. I'm sorry but after OK Computer, Radiohead sounded like crap to me, well to me, I know some might dig it, but I just don't, I liked OK Computer, that's the only Radiohead album I had (Still actually my Sepultura-lovin' friend gave it to me because he thought it was too slow and blowed). But after that, all that experimental shit, I don't know, whatever, never listened to the albums anyway, fuck fuck fuck.

Roc Your Body

I saw Triplenoize - roc your body video.

I pity Singaporeans, I feel sorry for the mass embarrassment.

I'm grateful we have Too Phat, they're not bad, I hate Ruffedge but you gotta see the Triplenoize video to believe it.

And the title "Roc your body".

Don't people ever get bored.

What's wrong with some of you people.

Argh.

Let's toast an ais kosong to clowns who don't know they're clowns.

CHEERS!

Spiderman Sucks

Tempered Mental - honestly
Project AK - prtotyp funk
Project AK - bring it back 2 back



I just finished the The Incredibles DVD I just bought. It was fucking ill!

The characters remind me of R2D2 and C3P0, why? Because R2D2 is a fucking sliding cylinder while C3P0 can't move a shit on his face, yet, you won't realize all that, because they have more character than human actors in most movies. Just like the Incredibles were just fucking colours moving.

This movie to me, is perfect, some people said it was boring, what the fuck? I don't get that, one of my friends said it was TWO THUMBS UP, he was right 100%. I was totally in awe because the only time I've watched good movies like this recently were like, throwback titles. This is a masterpiece, earlier viewing got me totally impressed with the animation, yes, they're not actually realistic, everything was clearly cartoonish yet I won't have it any other way, everything seemed so smooth and beautiful.

Having said that, you don't expect good storylines, good characters, etc etc to follow, since we've been fed with too many bullshit like the new Star Wars trilogy (And countless other craps), well, you'll be dissapointed, everything was so good. Brad Bird has worked with Disney (Who he ran away from cause they started to suck milk or in his words "Were like master chefs cooking hot dogs") and The Simpsons, so obviously he had the capabilities to get everything spot on, especially the family theme. I liked the laidback drama atmosphere throughout the build-up to the actions, I liked the dialogues, they were witty and entertaining. And uh, I'm not a fan of action but well, only mindless action, this movie is filled with brilliantly setup action, each with its cause, each with a sense of desperation since you really felt for the characters.

Well, a great movie, really. Hmm, I know I'm late, but I'm always late, plus, I don't go to the cinemas much so I just wait for the crystal clear DVD from your friendly neighbourhood piratemen. Oh btw, I think this is the best comic revival movie I've seen so far.

Okay, next I'm desperate for some Chow Sing Chee, Kung Fu Hustle comin' up.

Friendster Update

Popular searches in my network :

1. aku membuka colinya


2. wholesale hip hop clothing


3. celah peha


4. main ngan kakak


5. coliku


6. clubbing clothes


7. new hair styles


8. sorong tarik


9. Siti Nurhaliza ramli MS


10. CLUBBING CLOTHES

Yeah I know, I have many perverts in my friendster network. But, for the love of windows98, fuck is up with "clubbing clothes"?! Who the fuck searches the internet for what to wear to go clubbing? Isn't it just too simple, just wear something very small and dark (For the ladies cause if someone who searched for this is male, he doesn't deserve to live). Not that I go clubbing, but oh well, I like to pass by the spots to cleanse my eyes, usually I don't notice the clothes cause I'm focusing on the more delightful parts, but if I do it's usually something dark and hardly visible.

But still, the idea of someone logging on to the internet and seaching for "clubbing clothes", it's just too ridicilous, too fucking funny. Wakhrahkgakhghka. What a dumbass. Hahaha, and for the icing on the cake, the idiot probably couldn't find something satisfactory so he thought searching for "CLUBBING CLOTHES" (All caps) would return better results. Warkhakhgkahgkahgkahgkahkgahkghka. What a dumbfucking dumbass.

Oh and don't get me started on the "wholesale hip hop clothing". What a fucking disaster. Search for BE ELEMENTZ and you will find all the clothing that you need to be that fucking clown in the Royal London Circus. It's bad enough they try to enforce themselves as one of the elements of hip hop, then they had to do the inevitable, design ugly clothes, no it's really ugly, frankly, there are a lot of street/hip hop wear that look stupid, but this is the pinnacle, one of the great mysteries of the universe, how could you do shit like that and get away with it? Seriousfuckingly, I don't fucking get it. You can be the most commercial, cliche, pop, capitalist or whateverthefuck you wanna be, it won't piss people like me off as much if you just fucking do it well. If they're gonna sell all this shit off outside of Malaysia, I hope they use the name of a fictional country, cause I can't bear that shit being from Malaysia. Oh well, it's all in the name of "hip hop".

Joe's Girls

Musiq Soulchild - aimewitue
Neri Per Casso - le ragazze

Props due to Joe Flizzow for organizing the bukit kiara concert. Not that I went. But because of that lots of fino girls were at hartamas, since it's nearby, and after the concert for sure that's where they'll linger. What's an ugly nerd to do but stare and admire. Props.

Naruto's OC

^ Arghhhhh *slurp*slurp*

Just finished watching the OC season 2 episode 5. It's kinda like a teaser, trying to take away the two main cast from the two new okay babes, I mean no way man, Ryan has just escaped from the pretentious slut that is Marissa and you expect him to go back to her over a not bad nerdy girl. I don't like Marissa, I don't understand her significance, all she does is do those pity-me faces, she looks fucking strange, and she's a slut, for the whole fucking first season all she does is fucking flirt, not that I'm against people flirting but when you have no sense of fucking judgement, it's fucking annoying. Fuck her.

But her mom, Julie, is the fucking muthafucking mamacita, she's fucking hot, so is the Cohen mom and her sister, fucking [ fino ], lots of MILFs in here. Actually the adult casts are the better ones in this allthough it's not focused on them. Peter Galagher is a very good actor, he's the best character in here, as the Cohen dad, he's funny as fuck. Ryan has slowly transformed into a nerd in this new season, that's pretty good, he looks more comfortable in this position since I'm sure he's a nerd in real life. And now he looks less like Eminem in 8 mile, more facial expressions.

I can't really stand Cowen, he's just a second choice funny guy, he gets overshadowed by his dad, but oh well, that's why that's his dad, he hasn't graduated to grandmaster smooth yet, plus he's a fucking geek who talks too much, but he's okay, I guess, he gets the girl who looks kinda nice but had a fucking freak haircut, now she's suddenly changed and looks much nicer, man, dykes have ugly haircuts. His last GF, she looks nicer and nicer everytime I look at her. Oh well. Fuck it, the mamas are still first class. Julie. Droooooool.

Then there are the new guys, the fucking gardener who's too unlucky to fall in love with Marissa. And then there's some guy who looks and talks like Ben Aflleck, that's okay, cause I don't hate Ben, the only movies I only remember he was in were the good ones like Dogma, or Chasing Amy or Good Will Hunting, good for him, I don't watch his "safe" movies.

In Naruto there's a lot of characters so most of the time the story does stray away from Naruto, I mean how long can you stand the annoying and extremely loud Naruto, hahaha, I liked Naruto's stories, they're pretty sad, but you know, gotta take a break for a while. However, Sasuke and Sakura are two very boring fucks, I'm just not feeling the both of 'em.

I wrote that ^ without warning didn't I?! Whatever, let's get on.

It's only appropriate that I'm digging the two characters that I can relate to most, the lazy fuck and the fat ass. Shikamaru has had his moment and it was really nice, how he revealed his true potential and eventually be the only one to be promoted to Chuunin status, he's the leader of the pack, and he's a fucking good one, they wouldn't be nowhere without him.

Now it's time for his best friend Chouji, it's fucking sad man, no he's shown his true potential, he's strong as fuck. Yeah, I know pills and all, but it was only for the chakra, the techniques were pretty cowabunga. Been a while since the series got me into it, thanks to the over focusing on sasuke-sakura and those dull-ass filler episodes where even Naruto lost his soul. Can't wait for the next fucking episode, and I hope it's not a sad one.

Oh well I take T.V series too seriously, and I don't even watch them on T.V, it's just too fucking funny.