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Bob Dylan - man in me

Survey time. 62 soalan. HAMBIK KAU!

1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Erm. I don't know.

2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Water.

3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Err. I don't know.

4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
I want wings muthafuckah, can fly one.

5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Err, don't know.

6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
Whatever.

7. Are you a pyromaniac?
No. Scared of fire.

8. So you have too many love interests?
Not sure.

9. Do you know anyone famous?
Don't think so.

10. Describe your bed.
Never made.

11. Are you spontaneous or planned?
If I was spontaneous I might have a hard time trying to answer this, if I'm planned, I might have a lot to write. I don't know.

12. Who would play you in a movie?
Johny Depp. Wakrahkhkga.

13. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah. When I was 14, I started playing strip poker, and that was also when I learned how to wank.

14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Wallet and Cellphone.

15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
Everything around me. The people, the place, the t.v, the music. Shit, if I start thinking about my childhood, I'll go crazy for a while, it's too different, it's too magical.

16. Are you happy with your given name?
Most def. Big ups to my Parents.

17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
A few billions. Try me.

18. What color is your bedroom?
My sister painted it pink, oh well I learned to get used to it.

19. What was the last song you were listening to?
Bob Dylan - man in me

20. Have you ever been in a play?
I think so. The play was lead by a bunch of faggots who were my seniors, and all the actors involved, my batch, were the gangsta like guys (I was the only nice guy), it was very ironic. Warhkahkkhga. Then after the play, the faggots got scolded by the gangsta seniors cause they made my friend dress up as a girl. The play was funny as fuck though.

21. Have you ever been in love?
I think so. But I'm not sure.

22. Do you talk a lot?
Definitely no.

23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Yes and yes.

24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Not really.

25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Definitely.

26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend or your friends?
No girl for now, so friends.

27. What is your ideal marriage location?
Heaven.

28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Guitar, or piano.

29. Favorite fabric?
Comfortable ones.

30. Something you love and hate?
This question requires a fucking book for an answer, I ain't doing that.

31. What kind of bedding do you use?
How should I know.

32. What's the one language you want to learn?
Spanish. To impress the girls.

33. How do you eat an apple?
I don't know, middle first then the rest I guess.

34. What do you order at a bar?
Milk. Ok really, I don't go to bars.

35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Nope

36. Do you have tattoos?
Nope.

37. Do you drive a stick?
Don't know.

38. Favorite trait of the opposite sex?
I don't know, boobs? Pussy? Fucking personality.

39. What's one trait you hate in a person?
I can't decide.

40. What kind of watch do you wear?
Not a watch kinda guy.

41. Most frivolous purchase?
What's frivolous?

42. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Not sure.

43. What are you best at cooking?
Cooking is for females. Yes I'm sexist, or not.

44. Favorite writing instrument?
Pen.

45. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Blend in.

46. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
No way.

47. What's one car you will never buy?
A car that sucks.

48. What kind of books do you like to read?
I might come off as nerdy, or not, but no books.

49. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Save the fucking money.

50. Burial or cremation?
Burial of course.

51. How many online journals do you read regularly?
Mmmm. A few 5-6.

52. What's one thing you're a loser at?
Being a winner.

53. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
I don't show it.

54. Do you cry in front of your friends?
Nope. It's that machismo going on.

56. What's one thing you like to do alone?
Wank.

57. Are you a giver or a taker?
Both.

58. When's the last time you cried?
I forgot.

59. Favorite communication method?
Talking.

60. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
I don't drink

61. Do you think you're cute?
Nope

62. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
Yeah.

Marion 8TV

Wakrhakhgkahga. Bosan bosann. Baru nak update gile. Mmmmm. Arghhhh. Blog sekarang dah hebat, aku dengar ada macam realiti t.v versi blog ah pulak, kira ada contestant, vote out dan apa pelanchau lagi ah, kau kena tulis topik ditentukan, wakrkhakhga, pastuh ada judge. Hebat.

Aku dulu masa blog tak banyak, aku cuma suka tengok blog perempuens. Ya, pasal aku takde social life kan so aku suka baca kehidupan kehidupan diaorang yang sosial tuh. Fucking bimbos or not. Ye aku stalk diaorang gila babi dari segi internet. Ye best best buat camtuh, best baca cerita cerita skandalous, wahkrahkkhga, best best, memang best. Ye dulu rumah sewa takde internet, aku pergi cc nak baca blog orang, wakhrhkahkga, mesti mesti, itu hobby, pastuh pasal tension sangat, bukak gta tembak kepala orang, ye memang best buat macam tuh, hilangkan tension, time ada awek memang banyak tension, bila takde awek baru sedar semua tak perlu, awek memang cibai, tapi kalau tak cibai, camana nak jolok, gila, kena carik awek cibai yang sesuai jelah kot. Namean. Cibai yang kena dengan koneknya.

Aku tak update bukan apa, pasal aku nih orang yang bosan, takde benda nak cite. Takde bende yang aku tension nak cerita. Kang carik benda tension tak pasal pasal tak natural pulak tension tuh. Cuma kadang-kadang, aku tension gak, dengan, dengan apa ah, mmmmmmmmm. Entah ah, tak ingat. Tuh ah, takde awek nih, takde benda nak tension sangat, kalau tension pun, takde ah tension sangat sampai nak tulis kat blog, kalau ada awek, sampai buleh tulis poem, tak ke bodoh dan menyampah tuh, tapi buat jugak, bodo natang nih. Aku allergic dengan club, mata aku sakit masuk dalam club, kombinasi macam-macam buleh buat mata sakit, asap club tuh dengan lampu-lampu pukimak dia, aku pergi club terpaksa, bukan aku nak clubbing, ada hal ler. Weh aku nak buat survey.

Dan untuk pengetahuan anda. Jika anda seorang awek yang perfect, lawa tak ingat dunia lagi serbaguna dan setia. Silalah message aku ke apa ke. Aku desperate housewives nih. Wkharhkaga. Marey marey, aku tak hensem, tapi aku ada hard disk besar, pecite doh, takde tandingan doh. Aku ada dua mouse atas meja, pecite pecite. Jap biar aku publish dulu sementara aku carik survey nak buat. Argkha.

Oh kat blog Laydiefa dia cerita pasal lelaki flash kat dia. So aku tunggu jelah bila Marion 8TV nak flash kat aku. Aku pun daredevil lah kat bahan bahan dia.

Satu

I don't have much to write about. So while listening to my daily lucy in the loo, let me post the lyrics to this one song by glen frey. Just cause I wanna. I can't relate, but I can imagine a situation to relate to it.

I know you need a friend, someone you can talk to
Who will understand what you're going through
When it comes to love, there's no easy answer
Only you can say what you're gonna do
I heard you on the phone, you took his number,
Said you were alone but you called him "Sue"
Isn't he the guy, the guy who left you cryin'?
Isn't he the one who made you blue?
When you remember those nights in his arms,
You know you gotta make up your mind
Are you gonna stay with the one who loves you
Or are you goin' back to the one you love?
Someone's gonna cry when they know they've lost you
Someone's gonna thank the stars above
What you gonna say when he comes over?
There's no easy way to see this through
All the broken dreams, all the disappointments
Oh girl, what you gonna do?
Your heart keeps sayin', "It's just not fair"
But still you gotta make up your mind

Lawak Edah Pada Pukul 1:15 AM Waktu Malaysia

penyangak : kalau aku raba dia time tuh pun aku rasa dia restu
penyangak : entah tak tahu
edah : hahaha sial je
edah : perut rasa kembung je
edah : banyak angin
edah : nak minum coke pun tak berahi
edah : *benari
edah : *berani
edah : fuck typos
penyangak : wakrhakhgkahgkahgkahgk ahgkahgkahgk ahgakghkahgkahk gahgk ahkghakgha kghakghakgha
penyangak : that's the shit weh
edah : apahal
edah : lempang kang
penyangak : kwhakrkahkga
penyangak : aku tak tahu kena ada nafsu baru buleh minum coke
edah : eleh
edah : typos ahhhhh
penyangak : what e verrrrr
edah : s
penyangak : baru aku tahu sekarang
penyangak : haahha

Aku Macam

MYST - Barracuda

Some girls can talk real fast, it's like listening to Bone-Thugs. All I could make out was "aku macam" or "was like". So I was like blablalbllblalallbalblablalballbala ballbalblalba and he was like balballallalala aku macam, hellooooo.

Sin City

Is the shit!

Stick This Up That

1. What is the total amount of music files on your computer?
Around 40gb.

2. The CD you last bought?
I don't remember.

3. What was the last song you listened to before reading this message?
Naughtius Maximus - here comes trouble
(Trouuuble parap pap trouuuuble parap pap)

4. Write down five songs that you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.

1. Fuck this I can't decide.


2. Fuck this I can't decide.


3. Fuck this I can't decide.


4. Fuck this I can't decide.


5. Fuck this I can't decide.

5. Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why.

1. Myself so I can do go back to the past and do this shit in the first place.


2. Whatever


3. Whatever

SLUT SHOWS

Yes, slut shows, I'm sure all of you have seen 'em at least once in your life, I'm not gonna say they're bad, allthough they generally are, slut shows are shows where a bunch of people are fighting for the love of one. Like say joe millionaire, or for the love of money, or outback jack or whatever.

First of all, we all know the recent wave of reality t.v is bullshit, it's the revival of early WWF, where people are still unsure whether it's acting or real allthough it's obviously acting. I don't watch reality t.v at all, I've tried and stuck to a few episodes of something, then I just gave up.

What's funny about slut shows is when the pursuers start philosophizing about love, and life and shit, that's the funniest shit I'll see on t.v, like here she is, talking about love is about this and that, life bla bla bla bullcrap bla bla bla whatever bla bla bla. How fucked up is that, the next time she's going to kiss him, she's also going to be kiss 12 other females who have left a mark on those lips. I never thought people would be making up long sentences about trying to win the heart of a slut. Uregkgh. Allthough female sluts are *drool*, especially Julie Cooper, woohoo.

Reality TV would be nice if it was "Real". Everytime I see an interview with the participants, you can just feel the bullshit, it's coating you, it's like you know, SMARTSHOP ads.

Let's just say fuck all that, and watch MAX X.