Abang Penyangak Tengah Bengang

So I was in the maybank kawanku thingy right, to withdraw some money. So there was two atm open right, so I was behind this guy right, and he was sooooo fucking slow one, it's like 4-5 people have already settled their shit in the next atm, and I can't move on to the next cause it's quite a line allthough it's moving, what the fuck is this guy doing, my first guess was he was illiterate right, it's like he has to spell out everything before pressing the button in case he gets the shit wrong, C-A, kuh, S-H shhhh, CASH!, W-I weee, argh you get what I mean lah, my second guess was he's a dumbass, once he managed to speel it out CASH WITHDRAWAL, he didn't fucking know what it meant, so he, he sucks lah that's my point, fucker, it's a fucking ATM machine not a daytona usa game you fuck. What an idiot. Good thing the security people came to put in money in the ATM and all of us had to get out and wait, and the dumbass actually walked away, the security guy told us to wait you dumbfuck, see! What an idiot! Arghhhh I'm pissed..

Huhuhu

Ais krim zaman sekarang nih hampeh betul ah, banyak sangat hybrid, aku pergi kedai runcit nak a fucking simple vanilla flavoured ice cream, tak tak dapat jack! Semua kalau boleh nak mix blood, coklat campur vanilla lah, durian campur pisang lah, rambutan campur bulu jembut lah. Fuck betul lah.

Ha! korang tak leh lawan punyaaaaa, tandas CC aku nih ada kipas, ada berani? Kipas yang melekat kat tepi dinding tuh. Badabing Badarunnnnnn..

Apokono Eh

Kalau dah bosan tuh bosanlah jugak. Bangun pergi kelas buat muka puki pasal malas nak belajar, pastuh balik, tak menggunakan langsung kehadiran awek-awek bertudung untuk mencuci mata, mengapa? Sebab bosan, kalau dah bosan tuh bosanlah jugak. Kalaulah ada awek sorang koyak baju ke takpe jugak. Aduh, aku hari tuh ada idea nak tulis sini tapi aku lupa, isk, tension tolllllllllllllah..

Perang Tuuuuu

Boring Nye Pasal

Main CS. Lama-lama semua belah tinggal aku lawan dua orang. So aku bosan gila, aku buat ah macam nak lawan pisau je kan, mula-mula dua orang tuh tak faham, lama-lama diaorang faham ah, so aku lepak sorang, lonely stand-by dengan pisau, pastu dua orang tuh melompat datang dengan pisau gak, diaorang menghampiri, aku picit 1, hahaha, ak-47 aku tembak dua dua hancur. Wakrhahkghkakgha. Puas Puas Puas. Takpun aku berlakon macam aku dah keluar pc tapi tak tutup CS so character aku macam kaku ah dengan pistol, mereka menghampiri, aku picit 1, hahaha, submachine gun, TRAT-TAT-TAT. Ape-ape ah, aku dah gila kot. Peace..

Movies

Tengok Last Samurai. Best doooooooooooooooooooooooo. Tengok Love Don't Cost A Thing, bodoh dooooooooooooooo..

One Utamo

Anyway. Aku pergi one utama ada hal sikit, pastu kan, aku nak pergi tandas, aku termasuk tandas perempuan. Wakrahkghkakgkha. takde ah kelakar sangat, tapi kelakar ah, pasal ada perempuan dalam tuh tengah betul rambut ke apa entah, dia tengok aku jap, pastu dia sambung betulkan rambut dia, tak jerit ke apa ke pun macam dalam movie tuh. Warahkkhga. Anyway, pastu nak bayar parking masuk tiket, kan mesin tuh macam ada perempuan cakap, "insert ticket", pastu apakelanchau ntah, suara dia sengau doh..

Lama aku tak blog ek. Tekanan doh. Huhuhu. Kat rumah nih, malas nak balik Universitas. Huhuhu. Apalah sangat. Apa nak jadi dengan aku nih..

Aku termimpi aku jatuh cinta dengan seorang perempuan..