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mat sabu. if i had went to his open house during raya i would be intimidated by him. he just has this no nonsense disapproving uncle look about him. he looks like he owns a rifle and knows how to steer a boat. he wouldn't look awkward in a cowboy hat. he looks like he knows how to rear macho goats. he looks like he's constantly judging you and the rate of judgement escalates alarmingly the

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haven't written in a while so don't think i can recall everything i watched anymore especially those in the cinema so disclaimer alert i might miss some and another disclaimer alert for myself nobody gives a fuck. i think i might watch fast 5 tomorrow since the rock is in it and it's one of those type of movies you just enjoy watching on the big screen. i also haven't figured out whether i should

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so i watched this movie, here's what i think: it looks very dark, i mean not dark dark, but dark dark. it's like watching the ong bak sequels (which sucked) with 3d glasses on. i don't know if it's to get some wayang kulit swag on but yeah, bad for the beautiful scenery, but good for the menacing foggy geruda lair the narrator is rushing it. can't blame him though, he's probably doing it at the

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mamat nih buat tanda-tanda anda semakin gemuk, so aku nak buat isu terbalik, kalau kau mengalami semua ini maka kau tuh dah kurus sangat: bila kau berdiri tengah-tengah hujan, kau tak basah kau balik kampung melawat mak bapak. time dinner masa kau hulur pinggan nak nasik, mak kau amik pinggan tuh campak kat syiling pastuh letak periuk nasik kat tempat kau kawan-kawan kau dari sekolah dulu yang

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recently, hip hop has been getting really interesting. this is partly due to the influx of musicians plainly going fuck it and just releasing music, making videos etc. regardless of the market, the industry, or records deals and ultimately getting great response. in most instances, we have youtube and social media to thank for this power of instant publicity granted to a lot of promising talents

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sometimes i physically walk out of myself (i have superpowers) and look at myself (i try to make myself invisible while doing this so as to not creep myself out.) i see a boy who does not know what the fuck everything. what the fuck is he doing, what the fuck does he want to do, what the fuck is really all this. and others. and then i get back into myself to switch back to thinking from a

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since i don't have much to blog about, otherwise. btw, beware of spoilers. louis theroux and the ultra zionists this was really dope! louie theroux is that dude. it's fun to watch him walk around palestine/israel and just interacting with people. the zionists are arrogant assholes but these type of people are everywhere on all sides, just so happen that they have the backing of big world

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piranha piranha is exactly what it is supposed to be, a mindless flick about creatures that swim and hunt actors and extras whom were paid to act like they are taking their roles seriously without taking their roles seriously. i enjoyed it very much. reign of assassins cool love story, could have been a perfect wuxia picture if the well choreographed action scenes weren't marred by confusing

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i don't want to change the world i don't a new malaysia i just want to fucking say things - a song that doesn't exist loosely based on a song that exists. 1malaysia is a great concept, sure it's underlyingly farcical but it will ultimately become the downfall of them racist pricks who rule this country. because the planting of this slogan will unite everyone who actually believe in and aspire

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a few days ago i watched this british movie 'four lions'. it's hilarious! the comedy is a bit dark seeing as it is after all british, and the guy who directed it has also worked on this great news spoof program 'brass eye'. i would recommend it to anyone with a good sense of humour, it's just funny, the characters are funny, the dialogues, i found myself laughing out loud a lotta times regardless

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pukul 4 petang, aku tengah round-round pasar ramadhan atau nama timangannya param (soalan kuiz: apakah nama pendek untuk kelakuan sembahyang di dalam dorm asrama? jawapannya di akhir entri ini). kalau kat param nih, aku suka check out gerai yang tak ramai orang. aku ada teori gerai tak ramai orang nih mesti dia jual yang best best maka orang tak berani nak dekat sebab best sangat manakala gerai

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last time aku servis kereta aku tak bawak apa-apa takde suratkhabar, ipod battery tak charge, aku tunggu je kat situ tengok orang, tengok kerusi, tengok papan putih, tengok tangga, tengok t.v. eh ada t.v. kenapa aku tak tengok t.v. nih je dari awal. oh yeah, sebab dia tunjuk hitz.tv, bukan aku anti hitz.tv, tapi hitz.tv annoying sebab subtitling dia ada delay kira kekadang kau tengah tengok

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i realize i watch a lotta shit, almost everything that comes out plus all the backdated shit i checked out for the first time or re-watched. so i gotta filter and here's a select few i decided to pseudo-review just because: salt i just got home from watching this. it's a very good action flick, i enjoyed it. romance is usually poorly done in action (and romance) movies thus relationships hardly

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selalu aku tengok memana rasa cam ramai je nak kutuk crocs. aku pun tak tahu kenapa. sama ah macam bebudak suka nak kutuk mamat-mamat pakai polo kolar tegak. padahal kau berani kutuk belakang je ada bran kau nak bersemuka dengan brader-brader kolar tegak tuh? wahkuukgea menyalak lebih, sekali abang polo kolar tegak daring mata baru kau tahu erti terkucil, fucking geeks. anyway, aku lately kaki

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KUALA LUMPUR 29 April - Seorang usahawan hari ini membuat keputusan untuk memulakan sebuah pakatan baru di dalam dunia politik. Beliau mengakui bahawa niatnya adalah semata-mata untuk memajukan negara ini serta memastikan rakyat hanya menerima khidmat yang terbaik daripada seorang pemimpin. Apabila diminta untuk memberi ulasan mengenai parti-parti yang akan menjadi pesaing beliau cuma berkata, "

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kalau kau mallrat cam aku and selalu jalan-jalan shopping complex mesti pernah experience promoters kat tepi tuh yang nak suruh kau beli or sign up for something. usually derang nak bagi flier je but sometimes ada yang persistent gila, bukan aku nak kurang ajar ke apa tapi kekadang aku dah ada pun akan jadi panjang lebar sebab anytime ada respons walaupun respons aku "dah ada" mesti panjang

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two movies were enjoying the hype before the losers was released and i managed to catch both prior to watching it. it was kick-ass and date night. now kick-ass has been getting a lot of praise. i enjoyed it, a bit, but it was just okay. a few chuckles here and there, a wow during the last scene with that gta-status weapon, a "yeah nicholas fucking cage, biatch!" when nicholas cage arrives

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in the car on the way home i told myself, penyelamat dunia, never ever even begin to ideate stepping foot in that place again without your girlfriend. i am a dude, i would break into a drought-relieving amount of sweat if i had to purchase something, especially when i have to choose, even if there was only one choice. here i was in this restaurant. as it relates so much to choice, i have never

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minggu lepas benda bongong jadi kat kelas aku kat kolej. lecturer aku buat this competition sorta, semua orang kena nyanyi satu lagu secara karaoke and then after lagu tuh kena jawab soalan interview ala ala miss world pelanch (kalau kau amik course aku kau paham ah kenapa bende-bende camnih selalu dibuat). siapa yang menang, akan diberi pass takyah datang kelas dia dua minggu and dapat full

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okay it didn't feature giant fucking gorillas with batwings but it had... giant scorpions, arabian sorcerer basketball players, cool old warriors with facial hair + dreadlocks and shit, a stalker lady who gives advice with a loving concerned voice, a giant snake woman whose home is a nightmare for barefooted anyone (you almost always can't lose with giant snakes, refer conan the barbarian), a

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a prophet (un prophète)since this film made me delay my sleep for more than 2 hours and that it is very rare for me to finish something in one viewing i figured it should only make sense to write a proper review instead of my usual 'yeah this shit is yeah yeah okay not bad yeah this shit is kinda yeah good shit'.this french fare had a simple premise, prison + gangs (i confess i have a thing for

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there is this guy i know who likes to make generalizations about girls who wear hijab. at one point he was outright dissing hijab-ed girls in the harshest way possible just because a few of them weren't acting too nice in his opinion.this makes so much sense to me because i once saw an iguana who stole a key-chain from a gift shop and from that day on every time i see another iguana stealing a

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wolfmankinda nice looking, and great actors (del toro always looks cool as fuck), but overall it was just okay to me. it was well made, the whole atmosphere, the part when he was turning into the werewolf and shit, but the story was too bland.book of eliehh not bad, great hero-villain combo in denzel-oldman but the movie overall could've been way better. what a pity since it had a very mad max-y

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thankfully throughout my life i've been in okay health so i have never really had to stay in the hospital. so when the doc asked for my history i gave it a bit of a thinker and came out with an innocent i-seriously-thought-it-would-count answer that could easily be mistaken for sarcastic wit to which both she and her receptionist chuckled at. the answer was 'time sunat je kot' meaning 'well, only

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let's get it in.anugerah juara lagu 24there were two male contestants from the latest af with ridiculous make up. astro make up team get your make up game up, i coughed a few times from the excess powder and i wasn't even at the venue. see boys during the l'oreal segment cheryl samad mentioned how make up is used to enhance your best features and not to turn your face to raja kapuuur's itu

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i stepped out of my room, sling bag intact. went down two sets of stairs, it takes two sets for me to achieve arrival at supposedly ground level, it takes one set for me to achieve arrival at the tv-ed lounge, it takes no sets for me to achieve being exactly where i am if i don't want to achieve arrival anywhere else other than my room. normally it would take me about 15 minutes to get ready sans

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best gila bila balik rumah memalam ada dua pak guard nih diaorang semangat gila tabik siap tunduk ke bawah nak tabik as if diaorang tengah berdiri and nak aku yang kat dalam kereta nampak muka derang padahal derang tengah duduk kot but i appreciate the gesture. kadang kadang kalau ada tiga pak guard pak guard ketiga tuh pun akan tabik and senyum padahal dia kat belah kanan aku so aku akan angkat

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di sebuah airport yang besar and bertingkat-tingkat.bro cashier: satu ringgitpenyelamat dunia: huuh...*awkward non-actiony silence*bro cashier: one ringgit!penyelamat dunia: oh, *kasi satu ringgit dengan muka malu*sorry bro cashier! saya bukanlah bukan warganegara malaysia! saya tahu cakap melayu and saya warganegara malaysia! cuma, itu ah, saya juga merupakan warganegara blur! saya ingatkan awak

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'tapi i nak baca je''mana boleh, ini paper bukan untuk baca punya, untuk beli saja''asal pulak''memang macam itu lah boss''kedai sana okay je i baca takyah beli''itu kedai sana ini kedai sini lain punya, kena beli juga''i tak nak beli, masa i amik paper nih tadi niat i nak baca je, and letak balik''tolonglah boss kalau awak tak beli saya banyak susah punya, nanti taukey marah''itu masalah you

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my blog gets a lot of traffic from people searching for the road to wembley theme song.you know, THAT theme song back in the days on tv2, guys know it.it is probably the best ever musical composition on earth.aliens have traveled the galaxy over to study it's rhythm. in fact humans from other planets have traveled the galaxy over to indulge in its splendor. in fucking fact planets from other

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aku tengah drive nih nak balik rumah, leher botol everywhere. suasana quiet merembes uols, tapi semalam lagi romantik sepanjang hari hujan manja.aku tengah sing along bende keluar kat speaker keta nih, cam...heavenly wine and rowwwzusss seem to whisperrr to herrr*TETIBA BMW NIH MELINTANG MASUK DEPAN AKU CAM BABI*when he smileeeeee YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE ssssss heavenlyyy wine and rowwzusss seem to

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breakfast makan apa? kepok lekor.lunch makan apa? kepok lekor.dinner makan apa? hoh natang goh natang menda dok tau mung nok tanye lagi wakpe, makang sushi loh

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satu scene dekat maybank.aku tengah pakai baju warna turqoise pekat yang ada gambar besar tangan yang secara coolnya dikelilingi oleh speakers sambil buat lambang peace dengan seluar sukan colourful 3/4 ecko unlimited yang beli kat factory outlet store and dah sangat out of fashion.ada perems cina agaknya in her early to late 20s (padahal boleh je cakap in her 20s saje nak complicatedkan keadaan)

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tadi kat shopping complex ada dua parti yang patut bertemu untuk makan buffet. parti aku dah sampai terlalu awal so kitorang terpaksa berlegar-legar. aku meronda sensorang lah since request aku untuk mereka bawak aku ke la senza di tolak dengan beberapa senyuman ala wtf and kaki mereka slow-slow bergerak kiri kanan ke arah yang bertentangan dari la senza yang ada diskaun beli dua dapat satu. tak

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do i miss living alone in my attic which i moved to from my former lair the pink cave. do i miss being manipulated into buying provisions for very normal looking alley cats who practice the fine arts of japanese self-defense and spend all afternoon macking on whitish catty femmes. maybe yes maybe no maybe between yes and no. maybe between two maybes, which would basically be just another maybe in

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aku memang suka open house sebab usually hidangan makanan dia dalam bentuk buffet.so aku dengan sesukanya leh amik semua kesukaan aku dalam sukatan yang aku suka. suka hati ah.paling best kalau open house tuh selang serumah je so aku leh makan and gerak tanpa kacau tuan rumah or tunggu untuk balik serentak dengan sesapa yang datang dengan aku. tak nak lah kacau tuan rumah, dah lah aku tah sesapa

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you just can't drive through the penchala link tunnel with guitar wolf's jet generation blaring on your speakers.this song is from a band that brought jamming studio (non)ethics into a recording studio and onto a record. every single distortion every single feedback every instance of fingers and picks arrogating the strings have seized a path into material equipments forcing a full frontal sonic

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sexy tak rambut cannih? aku suka makan sushi, aku letak a considerable amount of wasabi and aku layan HIKMAT MENGOSONGKAN HINGUS KALAULAH ADA HINGUS KAN YANG MELOITER DI DALAM LUBANG HIDUNG SAMBIL AIR BERATUR UNTUK MENGSLIDE KE BAWAH PIPI KAMU... TAHAP KE-8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mari kita kaji something.sangat setia dan pemurah - betul. kan kan kan sayang.bersifat patriotik - pernah saya berbual dengan

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aku.aku sadistik towards perut aku hari nih aku makan buah je manjang, kecuali pagi tadi bila aku makan roti dengan sardin. hari nih cam hari diet uols pasal raya makan banyak gila kot. adik kene menten body adik yang menawan nih, nanti cosmic beauty tidak mahu mengejar adik lagi huhu.cemana raya okay?aku panas gila kot dengan indonesia. it's warrr, bitches!sebab masa raya ketiga aku gi rumah

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sepanjang hari nih aku kencing duduk. uhhh lega gila. teringat kejadian masa breakfast tadi.aku tengah lepak dengan jaki, ekjos, farun and adik dia farin (semua bukan nama sebenar).jaki: "weh kau tengok sket chiki chiki yang baru sampai tuh?"ekjos: "apsal?"farin: "kau cakap kat aku ke jaki?"aku: "ha'ah jaki, aku curious gak, kau cakap kat siapa? kat salah sorang kitorang ke kat kitorang semua?"

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i like being ignorant cause it's true that ignorance is bliss but most of the time you can only be ignorant when you're ignorant about your own ignorance. there are times when i just must be ignorant but like i said, it's not something you can control like a computer game. and even a computer game is not really something you can control that much especially if you suck at winning eleven like

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i don't know why this indonesia malaysia issue is bugging me.i don't usually focus any effort on caring about anything (unless if it's a hot curvy girl with big eyes and a smile that could melt the sun).erm, anyway, then i realized, i don't really care about the issue.there's no fucking issue. indonesians seem to forget that most of us here, ARE them. so too, have some malaysians. come on dawg,

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PUTJARAYA, August 29 - The Chief Rocka Prime Ministah today offered a wary perspective on the shameful "cow head" incident.Yesterday, a small mob of angry appropriately dressed men threatened bloodshed over the relocation of a Hindu temple into a predominantly Malay neighborhood.What was originally a peaceful demonstration almost turned riotous as protesters started spitting and stamping on the

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saya sebenarnya budak sekolah. baru form 4 tau, honeymoon year bak kata cikgu kaunseling meleesa leena (*angau kejap*).saya ahli ke-7 dalam gang paling handsome dalam sekolah.sebenarnya saya bernasib baik je dapat join. saya cuma dapat join sebab man jacket recruit 2 orang lagi lepas dia tension cikgu disiplin lai panggil geng derang 6 jahanam. saya rasa man jacket menyesal sebab from then on,

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pagi tadi aku kena lawan katak gergasi, dia kata dia nak conquer earth. aku cakap, aku takut dengan sedara-sedara kau yang kecik, tapi aku tak takut dengan kau sebab kau besar and bila aku pandang straight aku nampak mata kau je. aku tak takut dengan mata kau, aku takut dengan seluruh badan kau. sekarang aku nampak mata kau je, aku tak takut! (kot) (dia dah muka bosan cam lu ingat nih cerita

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i've heard some shit about anti-malaysia shit and shit, you know indonesia vs. malaysia. oh yeah it's on, dong.let's say if indonesians wanna throw down with us, i think they'll have to think twice, and we have to think thrice. they have to think twice cause over here we have gyms and shit, we have like an army of asian vin diesels boutta flex and hustle like for real homie. other than gyms, we

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kadang-kadang masa tengah mimpi macam kau kat sekolah ke apa ke and kau plug in bende kau dari bilik kat benda kat sekolah pastuh mesti cam time mimpi tuh dah nak habes kau gelabah nak packing balik semua barang kau nak bawak balik bilik kan, macam hard disk ke apa kan. tapi mujur ah ada suara kecik cakap weh nih mimpi je kot kau takyah packing barang kau kau bangun kang bende tuh semua still ada

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your sofa is your closet.aku selalu je pakai t-shirt tertuck-in ke dalam seluar sweatpants pastuh masa keluar keta ada ah apek pandang slack macam "aphal mamat nih", tapi actually dia sebenarnya cam "wow christian bale is in malaysia meh?".to be continued.ok kita sambung ye nih aku tulis dalam 5 jam kot lepas aku tulis to be continued iaitu sekarang lah gamaknya.aku sebenarnya patut kat masjid

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kan dalam entry nih aku cakap to be continued. well ini lah continuatination dia.aku dah lama ah tak tengok wayang. sebulan dua kot. kalau ikut kan takde ah lama sangat pon, sebab dulu aku pernah bertahun tak tengok wayang lek je. apa buleh buat, masa tuh tak muat kusi, kalau muat pun, lover's seat tuh and bukak dia nye penghadang untuk bagi ruang kepada more to love aku.masa aku dah kurus sket

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time to get racist.masa kat u.s. naik cab orang arab, muslim, cerita pasal islam, bla bla bla kesucian kerohanian bla diblayidapdapduubiduu. cerita pasal kemurnian. easy to find something in common to talk about sebab kita muslims. he overcharged us. then orang italy, friendly, cerita pasal kehidupan yang tak senang, cerita pasal negara kita, negara dia, culture kita, culture dia. he overcharged

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edah: awak kerja kat tempat sama lagi ke edah: dah lamakan kita kenal awak edah: mesti sekarang "bulu jemput" (quoting you) awak dah beruban edah: hahahahaha aku: jembut ler aku: wahgkeauhuhkga aku: kau nak jemput bulu buat apa aku: nak jemput bulu gi orang kahwin ke aku: nak jemput dia kat rumah bawak gi tengok wayang? aku: wahgegegaeauhkga edah: eleh edah: haha edah: sama je

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i have some shit up in my throat, and i sense a flu or fever coming. this is not good, not in these times. especially when y'all dezaym well fucking know my immune system is tip top so anything that passes by it might not be just a regular one. heavens, my paranoia is shooting up through the roof right now. and yo mr. paranoia, since you're through the roof and all, could you tell the water pump

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weekend aku ikut cuzins gi bar/club apa tah dah lama nih tak gi tempat-tempat berasap yang buat mata aku berair nih dah nak dekat setahun kot. pastuh aku lek jelah dengan gaya rempit zip up sweater sling bag tapi hip hop from the waist down baggy jeans and timbaland ma nizzlah jalan riang ria masuk buat muka cool tapi nervous sebab aku takut authority specifically abang-abang bouncer rambot buleh

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petang a few days ago seorang orang lama datang visit aku. seorang kung fu grandmaster yang tersohor.dia kataselamat pagi penyelamat dunia...hai.pastuh dia cakap kau tak leh post benda benda macam "#iwillneverforget how boobies look like" kat twitter and rasa pelik kenapa tak ramai perempuan suka layan kau. tak semua perempuan akan faham yang itu more of a compliment than pervertism. memang semua

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not so consistent in this department. this is mostly a few shit i've watched in the span of what half a year prolly. shit i'm losing the watching touch. don't blame me, my bathroom's soap holder couldn't hold a small one wait what. fuck. i meant, i just you know these days, i don't know. huhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhu.i love you, mannot bad. the tall dude who was the drummer in freaks & geeks or the tall

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i just received confirmation from miss magenta that when i was small i looked just like malcolm macdowell.haih. what to do lah. hee hee hee. hnsfrgh (idung kembang).

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"go easy, step light...ly..... stay free"i like this quote so much i put it up on my white board. does it have any relevance to me? not really. i can't relate to any part of the song at all. if you do the science on the context of the song, "stay free" probably meant "keep yer arse outta prison will ya bruv".why do i like the song and that line so much. i feel good whenever i listen to the song,

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malam tadi aku tengah berak ada benda kecik kat perut aku. nampak macam sayur dia cam warna ungu campur hijau sket so aku ingat sayur, sekali aku sentuh sikit dia terbang. rupa-rupanya rama-rama haha.memang hidup itu indah kalau jet pipe cebok kau dah kuat, memang buat aku tersenyum. bontot aku pun tersenyum.

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oh perempuan cute, saya macam nak cakap kat dia "girl when i'm with you my muscles are so relaxed i might be unrealizingly taking a shit right now" pastuh kena tampar dengan dia sebab perkataan "unrealizingly" tak wujud.tadi saya pergi beli barang-barang nerdery. saya baru dapat duit sikit so apa lagi teros ke mall yang digital. dekat papan putih saya ada gambar saya masa kecik, sungguh beautiful

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since h1n1 is all the fuss right now lemme share my experience as a member of the first batch of zombies. yeah i was in before the hype.you see it was 1-2 days after i got back from the land that betrayed their european ancestors back in the days to become the most powerful asshole in the world in recent times. 2 weeks there so i kinda missed home, got some plans for the weekend, infact i was

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any cuties on twittah? holla.after the twitter hype is done, we're gonna move on to web 3.0 where we exchange a word with our friends.like.yeah.really.sure.good.nice.know.no.then.sigh.okay.bye.toodles.

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everyday i get more and more tired of people acting all non-conformitish.i probably even hate the me that had this tiring mentality back then.fuck it.i'd rather be the same and all smiley than different and all douchey.

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who's leading this countryi heard they changed prime ministers. so the last guy has now been replaced by the new guy who used to be second to the last guy wait what who's the last guy again? and who's the new guy, what? or did the opposition succeed in taking over this country, they've been in the news quite a lot lately or so i assume wait what are we a communist country now? or are we taliban?

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lookie hear. mmm. apa kau ingat aku rempit ke semata-mata aku pakai sling beg nih. tolong sikit, tolong sikiiiit je faham kan bahawa mak pakai sebab praktikal. ada ke boleh tadi aku pergi balik kat kereta aku nak check dah lock ke tak aku paranoid sikit kan. and since keta aku takde alarm aku macam pulas pulas ah handle pintu dua tiga kali pastuh brader kat tempat basuh kereta buleh WOI macam lah

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this happened before the month of may. i saw a big dog lying just outside my driveway. it wasn't moving, it was early night so i wasn't sure. i needed to go out so this dog better get out of the way. i cautiously walked towards it to get a better view. no it was not a dog, it could be a big pile of shit, maybe a potty-untrained elephant passed by my street. me being the chicken that i am i just

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pagi tadi aku takde bende nak buat so aku rasa cam nak keluar gi shopping complex yang aku tak pernah pergi. so aku mandi sabun elok elok then aku basuh muka guna pencuci muka gila vogue gtew haha tapi tetap ada hitam hitam kat muka aku yang menyerupai tatoo mike tyson x bol bels tol. apa lah nasib orang yang dulu underestimate power matahari. oh sebelum tuh saperti biasa layan berak jap. mungkin

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what's it all about, alfie? how is it not loathsome that i pushed myself into the black hole and then have the audacity to complain about darkness. i finally figured out where i put my green torchlight. how is it possible that i am flying out of me and not roaming around seeking out topless ladies in their own private spaces. you could float around space going from star to star but you just can't

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it's 1am and i'm still at home. what the fuck. i have been gradually losing interest in football ever since last season although i still have like some small feeling it's like i dunno man this happens to almost everyone - will either move to golf or f1. the fuck man. it's okay though. but i love football, it's simple, it's very fun to play, it's just i don't know, i prefer pussy. wahugekahkuga.

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fuck that shit fuck fuck fuck it fuck it fuck that shit yeah yeah yeah whatever whatever fuck it no no fuck it forget about it yeah cam'ron rules whatever whatever whatever fuck it but i wish nah man fuck it forget fuck it fuck fucking shit fuck fuck it move the fuck on fuck it fuck it the move - do ya is such a badass song arghkh fuck fuck it fucka fucka fucka. fuckafucka fucka fuckafucka(/m.i.a

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dear blog,i am still wide awake, but my eyes are as blurry as fuck. actually i could easily sleep but i can't cause i just ate a not so heavy but feels heavy and SATISFYING AS FUCK breakfast. i can't tell you what it is. so since i jaga badan you i refuse to go back to sleep, the old penyangak would slap me silly and point at me while shouting at everyone else EVERYBODY LOOK HERE STANDS A FAGGETY

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dear blog,i slept around 10pm last night and then woke up as if i've had a good night's sleep. unlocked my phone's keypad and glanced at the tiny numbers, 12am. i laughed. yes, i fucking laughed like a douchebag parrot and unquippingly quipped to myself "nice, very nice, ha ha". this is comedy to me, this is sitcom, this is a sketch. a reoccurring sketch which cycles beyond annoyance to the point

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i could give a fuck about everything my body is giving a fuck about without giving a fuck about a fuck at all, basically i could give a fuck about fuck all but still give a fuck about all fuck. obsessing over something without being obsessive at least not in the tangible sense. clint eastwood once said "i'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby". if i could blow a hole

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dear m.i.a.,help me i am........dear penyangak,ANEENEENEENEE, POWAH POWAH, POWAH POWAHtext the address i'll see ya laydaaaDADADAN DADADAN DADA DANDAN DAN DADADAN DADADAN DADA DANDAN DAN DADADAN DADADAN DADA DANDAN BEAT GOES ON!ADADADAN DADADAN DADA DANDAN DAN DADADAN DADADAN DADA DANDAN DAN DADADAN DADADAN DADA DANDAN BEAT GOES ON!dear m.i.a.,thank you very much, i am strong now!dear penyangak,

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super draculaic badass. and yawll wonder why i'm wet soaking gay for this guy. this guy eh. (throw serious cat out the window for a mo').

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i learned this morning through a bbc show that old school karate masters can make you move at his will using only his own movements.jahllknow there's a ninja cat around my house, dude is gray in colour. there's this other dude too, i think it's a dudette though - who i am pretty unsure about. at first i thought she was also a ninja cat, probably named after a type of flame because of her orange

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2 minggu lepas aku tengah drive kat ldp ke nkve, either or lah kot, kalau serentak samada aku macam dr. manhattan buleh wujud kat dua tempat sekaligus ataupun highway tuh sendiri yang dr. manhattan buleh ada kat dua aliran kereta sekaligus. wow. anyways, aku tengah drive cruisin' je nih cruisin' macam kemana jua ku pergiiii janji kau tetap disisiiiiiiiiiii tenangkan minda dan hatiii just

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fuck me i'm so boring. again, not bored, boring. i'm boring myself out. that's why i can't blog. i don't even dream nasty things anymore. although last night i beat a kid up for sprinkling some water on my forehead. i thought it was poison, i travelled so far in a flying car to the professor, he said it was just a stain, the kid probably sprinkled stain on my forehead to embarrass me. so went

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been revisiting curb your enthusiasm flipping through random episodes before watching the whole 6th season in order i realize now after rewatching this shit that the 6th season is prolly the best what with larry's chemistry with the blacks and the steve coogan cameo and his arsehole wife leaving him there better be a new one in the works larry and the blacks nameen i been playin' lotsa futsal i'm

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like all other arseholes i was browsing my own fb profile.sums up... the life?

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although the indie music of this day and age is gay, not all of it is, i can dig some of it you nahh. not all of pitchforkmedia's indie collection is faggotry at its fullest, here are 10 of these new indie shit that i happen to like, in no particular order:wachtang djobadze - to get ithis name might confuse you a little bit but this dewd's pop-folk makes john mayer sound amateur, easy. His music

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streamyx's speed is deteriorating so much that wait.. fuck.. i spelled deteriorating right on the first fucking try! no annoying red underlines! ON THE FIRST CUNTING TRY! whakgkuaehkugeakgkaegkeahkgehkaga. priceless shit from yours truly.that was classic penyangak.dizzamn.a cause for celebration.where's my banana.anyways. yeah it's getting slower. i get it alright i get it. take it slow. one step

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he was fuckin' dope in the wrestler, made me sad. marissa tomei is adorable as fuck. nice.

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girl - "hmm.. can i see it?" (extending legs to touch "it" with feet)man - "ahh ohh errhh argh"g - "can i see?" (trying to open something so she could see "it")m - "i don't i don't err i don't err she thought they were gross"g - "me too well at least i think i do.. but i've never really seen it close before, can i just look at it?" (still probing)m - "errr err uh i don't think that's a good idea

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shut the fuck up, you're wrong, kayy? kayyy........Bill Hicks remembered (1)Bill Hicks remembered (2)Bill Hicks remembered (3)

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whakugea apakah ini. ini ialah buat dajal kat kain pelekat sendri. i loves kain pelekat. pakai dengan atau tanpa seluar dalam. dengan kalau ingin keluar. tanpa kalau ingin tidur berseorangan. kadangkala kalau tidur asrama atau rumah sewa pun buleh berkain pelekat tanpa seluar dalam. just make sure jangan tidur kat lounge. kang member bawak awek masuk kau terbongkang dengan kote cakap "hi" kat

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morning quotables "ahh, sodding fucking bollocking shit wank, where is that twat?".btw, i would like to think that i'm more of an anwar since i'm brown, a muslim god-fearing barbarian, a loser, likes to fantasize about wimmin, and shit like that. but apparently according to this quiz thingy, i'm gay and loves dancing. tossin' twatterin' nice to know that, thank you quiz.

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aku tengah baring nih. sambil type baring. selesa ke? selesa dowh sebab aku ada keyboard wireless, so takde ah wire nak mencelah celah bawah lemak aku ke sambil mengcompromise kan kecomfortabilitian aku. semalam aku pergi diner nak breakfast, sekali meja semua penuh, terpaksa aku mintak izin duduk dengan sorang awek nih. dia pakai uniform nurse. tapi dia bukan nurse kowt, kenapa dia pakai uniform

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I was on the NKVE on my way to a meeting when I saw this:-once in a while the highway demographic are blessed with the historic spectacle of a man reaching thor status as his balls attain critical mass.

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it's the weekend.life starts at 12am.the city is waiting for me. the bright lights. loud music. mating rituals. pheromones. the opposite sex. traffic. disco balls. satan's urine. sweat. black dresses. earrings. awkward movements and intoxicated smiles. the brader jaga car park. it's all in the center just waiting for me.so i drove out.i tapau-ed some food for tomorrow's breakfast.i cruised around

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2008 was 2008 and 2009 will be 2009.

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long ago, i had this big ass pencil case. you know like those that you buy from al-arqam dudes. i used to doodle random shit on it using the trusty standard kilometrico blue ballpens including one big FUCK (we were in school, we had no other reason to use curse words except to be able smile to ourselves thinking we just did something cool, hoping the friends would notice, and think it's cool too,

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be be ra pa blogger perems telah start membuat entry yang mengutuk ke pro-kulitputihan masyarakat malaysia.sebab aku well known brown sugar fiend aku declare semua nih conspiracy untuk membuatkan lelaki-lelaki biasa lagi minat perempuan kulit tak berapa putih and in turn akan kacau market aku yang sebelum nih agak peaceful and niche. fuck yawll.takpe ah. worse comes to worse, terpaksalah aku suka

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cold december.constantly waking up with a tendency to wrongly blame the ac, it's not on. should've been more loyal to the blanket, or sleep not bare-nippled. fuck it, wake up.turn on the pc for a morning quickie before going to the meeting. slide open dem windows for the morning cloud/sun combo and the smell of a neighbourhood.surf the internet.some random funk song playing on winamp.outside, a

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"Senarai tak ada hala tuju tentang apa yang turn-offs bagi aku kalau perempuan buat". curik pada magenta.here we go:1. takde, sebab aku desperado2. takde, sebab aku desperado3. takde, sebab aku desperado4. takde, sebab aku desperado5. takde, sebab aku desperado6. takde, sebab aku desperado7. takde, sebab aku desperado8. perempuan yang suka cerita twilight (just kidding!, semua perems suka

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gi ikano/ikea, bayar parking guna RM10 note padahal kena singgit je. nanti dia bagi change duit lima posen bebanyak. senyum lebar-lebar macam menang jackpot kat casino.

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masa aku kecik-kecik orang tanya nak jadi apa aku jawab "orang kaya".kadang-kadang rasa cam nak time travel balik masa silam and pat diri aku sendiri yang masih kecik on the back sebab jawapan yang beliau bagi very non-committal, and not to mention quite cool.kalau aku cakap lawyer ke engineer ke apa apa cita-cita tinggi yang spesifik ke mesti bila dah besar nih orang tanya cam apsal tak jadi

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moar on the yoga thing. actually i have misunderstood the fatwa or to be honest i haven't even read it since i don't do yoga (but would gladly do a yoga chick). what they banned for muslims was just yoga with the hindu elements, *gasp*.one part of me will be like, isn't this like redundant, aren't those things like already haram since it's not.. i dunno.. islamic.. i dunno.. so before this fatwa,

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i haven't written serious politics in a while yo. it's actually because i'm now 100% pro-government. why? .. lemme tell ya, cause i was up in caltex the other day and looking at the petrol pump meter, this beautiful digit was digitally stamped:2.00wahkugeahkugea so no more immature rebellion for me. the gas price is dope. government 4 eva, 4 eva eva, 4 eva eva. long live badawi and kj! kj is a

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aku tengah ilekk je merentes traffic jam kat ldp sambil dengar lagu grooving when we meet yang sangat layan kepala, bila ada kereta honda lalu. tekojut den melihat betapa indahnya female driver tuh. aku tros turunkan tingkap and suwit suwit (kelakuan nih tak berlaku and tak mungkin berlaku tapi anggap jelah for the sake of cerita it happened aight), dia pun senyum balik, oh ada respons, "ini

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you have returned. these past few weeks you have been strutting your stuff, cat-walking on the stroll ways of my powerless mind. once you arrived for the taking i just had to grab you, and now it's deja-vu. i thought your appeal has withered away, but the pushers presented a recent edition of you to me, without even a hint of creativity in at least inventing a new label for you. all they did was

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