Wednesday, November 25, 2009

road to wembley

my blog gets a lot of traffic from people searching for the road to wembley theme song.

you know, THAT theme song back in the days on tv2, guys know it.

it is probably the best ever musical composition on earth.

aliens have traveled the galaxy over to study it's rhythm. in fact humans from other planets have traveled the galaxy over to indulge in its splendor. in fucking fact planets from other humans and humans from other galaxies have traveled the alien over to savor if only just a tinge of its blooming glory.

i don't think anyone has found a copy of this automatic ring tone material yet. i think everyone fortunate enough to have laid ears on its interstellar sonic beauty will be desperately searching for it.

the holy grail of football tv programming theme music.

but i don't think i give a fuck anymore.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

45 rpm issue

aku tengah drive nih nak balik rumah, leher botol everywhere. suasana quiet merembes uols, tapi semalam lagi romantik sepanjang hari hujan manja.

aku tengah sing along bende keluar kat speaker keta nih, cam...

heavenly wine and rowwwzusss seem to whisperrr to herrr

*TETIBA BMW NIH MELINTANG MASUK DEPAN AKU CAM BABI*

when he smileeeeee YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE ssssss heavenlyyy wine and rowwzusss seem to whisperr to her when he smilessssssss llallalaallalallalala
- sweet jane

haih, tuh lah dia, tengahari tadi aku tengok 2012, best jugak, apocalypse porn. zaman sekarang nih memang terbaek untuk buat movie movie camnih dengan cg yang gempak gila.

masa aku keluar dari wayang tengah hujan kat ruang between the curve and formerly known as cineleisure. time nih ah aku jalan ke arah the curve and rasa cam macho je cam dalam movie sambil tengok tepi. tiba-tiba ninja datang dari 5 penjuru melompat dari atap tapi aku lek je.

you know, and that villains always blink they eyes
-sweet jane

aku calculate bila ke lima lima ninja nih akan blink serentak. masa tuh lah tiba-tiba aku hilang. and diaorang semua terhantuk sesama sendiri. wahukhukgea. pastuh terhoyong hayang terpisah ke arah 5 penjuru bertentangan, sambil brader brader yang tengah lepak minum air coke beli kat mcd dekat tangga tuh gelakkan derang. harap dressing je canggun hitam legam tutup muka semua wahukukga tapi slapstick jugak akhirnya wahukga bongok.

you know but it's much too strong to let it go now
-me and mrs. jones

kemana aku hilang? takde kemana pun, aku just put on this invisible cloak. dia ada camera keliling and amik gambar keliling and project kat belah sana masing-masing. and then aku gerak lah ketepi sikit.

you know if the words sound slightly wrong, that's the way they wrote the song
-bim bom

kadang-kadang aku tengah drive nih aku akan picture kereta aku terbang. syok jugak, up until aku sedar yang memang tengah terbang, sebab naik flyover tinggi gila yang sampai usj tuh. tapi flyover tuh cam tah pape, kekadang aku gi usj pukul 11 malam pun jam kat akhir-akhir, cam apa masalah yang dapat disolve pun dengan buat flyover yang lagi tinggi daripada rumah member aku yang tinggi gila sampai kena guna lift. padahal aku manalah ada member yang kaya gila sampai rumah ada elevator.

o-o o-o o-oh we're gonna o-o o-o o-oh we're gonna o-o o-o o-oh we're gonna
-crazy in love

apa barang elevator, rumah gua ada travelator lek je. takyah beli treadmill.

mana dapat? cilok dari klia, aku calculate bila time yang takde flight langsung and orang tak banyak. time tuh lah aku selang. angkut guna apa? haih guna apa lagi, guna jalan syurga tak terbatas lah, kau apa tau?

quiet nights of quiet stars, quiet chords from my guitar
floating in the silence that surrounds us
quiet thoughts and quiet dreams, quiet walks by quiet streams, and a window
looking on the mountains and the sea
how lovely! this is where i want to be
here, with you so close to me, until the final flicker of life's ember
i who was lost and lonely, believing life was only
a bitter tragic joke, have found with you

the meaning of existence oh, my love.
-corccovado

Thursday, November 05, 2009

superbrie

breakfast makan apa? kepok lekor.

lunch makan apa? kepok lekor.

dinner makan apa? hoh natang goh natang menda dok tau mung nok tanye lagi wakpe, makang sushi loh