Thursday, October 27, 2005

Charlton


Palayananga :
Vast Aire - why'sdaskyblue?
Juggaknots - loosifa
Serge Gainsbourg - la javanaise
Atheist - air

Spiderman 2. Yeah I seen this shit now, recently, whenever, I didn't see it when it came out cause I saw spiderman when it came out and it sucked ass. This one is not bad, but when I actually think about it, it sucked ass as well. First of all, I still prefer Eric to be peter parker and spiderman, because spiderman in this movie sounded like a shithead when he tried to be witty while squatting at 90 degrees on the fucking wall, I can't believe some consider this to be the best comic movie, fuck off, and I don't read comics but when someone is named Mary Jane, she has to be Jessica Alba, yes, if she wants to be an emotional and indecisive idiot, at least make her hot. If both Eric and Jessica were casted, I'd be happy with the ending which is Mary Jane choosing spiderman, cause as it is, it doesn't make sense, first of all, there's far too many hot ladies fiending for some hairy spider dick, and Mary Jane is ugly.

And and and and, the dilemma that peter was having did not make sense to me (in the movie's scenario). Like I said before, Mary Jane is ugly, and doesn't have any credible personality to begin with, so that's out of the way. Nowwwwwwwwwwwww, he has some time management problem, he has to make money at the same time bla bla blafuck off, you're spiderman, just rob a few random rich dudes, they won't mind and you don't have to work 9-5, who gives a fuck really, what does morale have to do with anything, you're a white dude, another trivial shit out of the way, hmmmmmmmmmm, okay basically that's it, not too hard. The tentacle guy was pretty cool, if a japanese directed this shit 2-3 rape scenes would have been in order, or if the army of darkness guy was the tentacle guy he'd have a cool catch phrase for every tentacle strike, I can't think of any to make an example, because I'm not the guy from army of darkness.

Okay what else did I watch, Lemony Snickets A Series Of Unfortunate Events. It was straightfoward and boring, with all the hype of the intro by the typist and shit, I was half expecting my inner child to be crushed unfortunately there's nothing unfortunate, it's just the typical get-into-trouble-get-the-fuck-out-of-trouble bullshit, jim carrey was harmless as the villain, at some point I was quarter-expecting him to go "Just kidding lolz im actually a good guy". But the thrash talking subtitled baby was cool tho.

Okay takde movie best ke tengok minggu nih. Entah ah, takde kot. To balance this all out setelah bosan dan bosan, aku telah buat keputusan untuk tengok vid klip camron - oh boy again and again, layan doh. Peace.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Lawak Edah Di Bulan Puasa 2005



Edah : aaaaaaaaaa nanti ah, nak pindah rumah nanti ambik internet ah
Edah : edah kerja je, mana ada timer nak internet pon
Penyangak : tuh ah
Edah : 4 nights a week i work, then the res t i study
Penyangak : tapi aku ada timer nak intenet
Penyangak : wakhrkhakhgakhga
Edah : DIAM AH
Penyangak : so macam edah ada 3 hari ah
Edah : puasa tak hari inih
Penyangak : timer untuk study
Edah : ha ah
Penyangak : oh aku puasa, pasal memang ada timer untuk puasa
Edah : 3 malam edah lepak ah
Penyangak : petang nanti sedara aku amik
Penyangak : timer untuk kitorang buka puasa sama-sama
Edah : SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Edah : pegi mana?
Penyangak : entah
Penyangak : kat sunway ada chicken hut tuh
Edah : bitch
Penyangak : tapi dia ada timer satu setengah jam (penggunaan timer yang betul)
Penyangak : wakhrakhgkhahkga
Edah : chicken hut?
Penyangak : fuh ada modal updet blog nih
Edah : ohhh, buffet ayam
Penyangak : adakah ini timer untuk update blog?!
Edah : macam sial
Edah : tak

Saturday, October 22, 2005

I Speared Britney

The drug dealers kinda gave my dad a buka puasa table reservation at PJ Hilton for promoting some new vaccine so he brought the whole family. Man if I knew earlier we had a buffet for the night I woulda starved myself the whole day, oh wait. Mmm, so the first thing I looked for was AYAM MERAH! Nameann?!?! So uh, but the thing is, it was so packed, the whole journey from taking your food back to your table was like driving in Jakarta, I've never drove in Jakarta, but if I brought somebody who has to this buffet thing, and I told him/her to go take a food, he'll/she'll say something like "Man that was like driving in Jakarta", so the second part was a little bit satay, and the third part was a little bit of nasi ayam+murtabak, lame isn't it? Have I lost my touch? I don't think so, allthough I think I ate more generally when I was a little kid, but then again my excuse is, when you have fasted, sure you're hungry, but your capacity also lowers, so it's too easy for you to be full, plus the Jakarta traffic was very intimidating, if we had like say, Perth traffic, I could probably be more barbaric. Okay? Okay.

You know Jazz has these Standards? Jazz Standards? Usually songs that are written for/performed by a wide range of Jazz artists. Well Chat has a Standard too, Chat Standards, terms generally used by Chat artists, like say, one of mine is "bra engkau size berapa eh?", I always use that, okay actually when I think about it, my analogy relating to Jazz Standards didn't really make sense but who gives a fuck, I just wanted to say that, that's something I always must use when chatting with females cause first of all : I'm not a good chatter, I crap most of the time, so questions like this will help stimulate the session, maybe better and more productive exchange of thoughts will surface. However so far I've never gotten a straight answer, or have never gotten an answer at all, well except for my one and only big eared ex-gf, allthough she lied, she said she was 34B when she's clearly an A cup, Wkhrkahkghakghkaga, and she didn't believe me when I repeatedly told her I dig small breasts maybe because I was staring at some random girl's big bust when I was explaining, but I really do, okay, it's just that, big busts command greater attention, and it's only natural for males to take a glance, or a stare, or whatever, but that doesn't mean we don't dig smaller breasts, small breasts bring out the nipple in nipple, nahmean, or was it the other way around. Another Chat Standard, is "whatever" and other variations of it ("wat-e-verrrrr", "wokeva", "wat evva", "etc"), it originated from females, countless females have left me stranded after pouring out my thoughts with their "whatever"s, so I have chosen to adopt it, because allthough it seems counter-productive, it's actually..err oh well it is counter-productive, whatever. Peace.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Go Go Power Ranger


PendengaranzoLaguf :
Camp Lo - black nostaljack
Blur - girls and boys
Space - the female of the species




Serious aku pun tak tahu kenapa aku banyak menulis dan updet ini zaman, apsal huh? Aku on the verge of insanity ke? Arghhhhhhhhhhhh fuck off (tiba-tiba selit istilah english bombastic macam bagos, ingat kau bagus ke aku?). Anyway, siapa yang baca blog ini, sometimes aku ada buat lawak Edah, iaitu Edah yang selalu salah tulis/cakap whatever, tapi dah lama tak buat, dah lama tak chat ngan Edah itu lah pasal, so kalau lama tak chat, kebarangkalian, chewah istilah sekolah menengah kebarangkalian, tahu istilah tapi tak tahu camna nak buat, bong-ngongg (dengung sket), so kebarangkalian dia buat salah kecik lah kan, so kesimpulannya, paragraph nih takde point.

Dulu aku banyak entry jiwang, aku baca balik aku rasa macam nak muntah, gila typical, cakap nak muntah, padahal kalau ada muntah nak naik tekak aku aku tolak dia masuk perut balik, tapi ada saki-baki muntah tuh melekat sikit, so aku buleh rasa muntah sendiri, back to the story, ye ah, bukan apa, pasal jiwang aku tuh tak ikhlas, itu jiwang orang gila, kau tahu? Kalau kau tak tahu kau memang puki. Aku pernah jiwang sekali je seumur hidup. Aku jiwang dengan orang yang sebenarnya mempergunakan aku, nameanz. Nih lama nye cerita, classic, entah pernah cerita ke entah tidak. Dia tuh member IRC lepas spm, aku jumpa dia 4 tahun later. 6 bulan kot couple. Pastuh dia dah tak balas sms aku call semua, aku jadi gila, banyak benda jadi masa gila, memang banyak benda, memang bodoh ah aku nih sampai jadi gila, kenapa bodoh baru jadi gila, bukan gila baru jadi gila? Sebab ini bodoh punya gila. Lama nak dari gila ke siuman, nameanz, tanyalah kawan baik aku, dia tahu kan, dia gak yang seksa melayan aku, whakrkhakhga, lepas tuh sekarang, aku dah siuman sket, dia tak nak chat dengan aku lagi ye, oh camtuh ye oh oho ho ho hoh ohohohoh. Dalam gila pula ada tiga rebound, dua yang aku mainkan, tapi seminggu seorang je, pasal aku baik, aku sedar teros mengaku, then satu orang yang aku tak pernah jumpa, ada je alasan dia, internet dengan phone jelah, tah kenapa aku gilakan dia, lama lama baru aku sedar mana ada aku gilakan dia, aku je yang gila, gila.

Aku start ini blog masa tuh around time time camnih tahun lepas, hahaha, tapi semua itu entry dari cc, memang best, lepak cc je kerja, bosan main cs, nameanz. Tension bukak GTA bunuh orang nameanz. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blaow blaow blaow bastichez.

Aku sekarang takde kerja, siapa nak bagi aku kerja? Bagi ah bagi ah, bagiiiiiii.

Aku sekarang takde emosi, siapa nak bakar balik api keemosiian, tapi bahaya main dengan emosi nih, dia macam masuk medan perang, maybe sekarang aku dah sedia, or maybe not, you never know, so fuck you, whoever you are. Tapi apa-apa hal, aku chop sniper. Rasa cool lah pulak sniper, pastuh orang datang dekat, buat sniper macam shotgun, whakrkhakhga, memang tak macam sniper, tapi pakai sniper, memang belit perangai, tapi cool ah, apa-apa pun.

Tadi aku tengok cerita HERO. Okay aku tahu cerita nih dah lama keluar, actually aku pernah tengok sikit dulu masa dia keluar tapi pasal gambar dia cham chi hi ba hai, aku ignore, semalam kepada semalam aku download, dan aku tengok tadi. Cerita dia memang lawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gila cam puki membeku punya lawa aku cakap kau, memang beautiful, serious aku cakap kau, korang pernah tengok star wars baru? UGLY AS FUCK, ini cerita dia lawwaaaaa gila, aku tak tahu bila dia guna cgi, bila dia tak guna, memang lawa, semua dengan penuh style, cerita dia pun buleh tahan ah, tapi macam takde soul gak, tapi penuh dengan ideology lah. Tapi memang lawa, lawa tak ingat dunia nye cerita, memang ideal fantasy shit, like "AHHHHHhhhhh SHIT! She's off the hook" - Pharoah Monch. Macam tuh ah, memang lawa, lawa, kalaulah tengok kat wayang, mesti like wahhhhhhh. Pandai ah dia buat, aku memang suka period movies seperti yang aku selalu cakap tapi aku sorang je perasan aku selalu cakap. BTW, gambar kat atas tuh dari cerita hErO ah, namean, speaker laptop nih tak keluar bass, whkarhakhkhgga, gila lame, feeble, weakley, whateverly.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Park You Up


MP3 listenado :
Joao Gilberto - chega de saudade
Alaiede Costa - catavento




I think this would be my first footie post since the shit started, I just haven't been as motivated as before to write that much though I still watch every uni'ed match I could get my focking 'ands on. So far all I can say for each players is/are/whatever :-

Hmmmmmm.

Van der Sar - excellent fucking buy, the defence has been fucked up this season, he saved our asses a lotta times.
Rio Ferdinand - sloppy and its alarming.
Mikael Silvestre - sloppy as usual.
Gary Neville and Gab Heinze - the two rock in full backness we could depend on, are sadly injured, fock.
Phil Bardsley - he's impressed me so far, solid as Neville's replacement. Could be a great asset for the future.
Kieran Richardson - he's had to replace Heinze at left back for a while and surprise surprise he did a good job, he seems stronger this season, I don't know if he's gotten more muscle or just got a haircut. Oh well, he got injured tho, and John O'shea is a slow lazy muthafucka.
Alan Smith - with Roy keane injured, he's been relied on completely to fill the gap, big boots to fill, and the only thing I could say about him is, he's done nothing wrong, he is probably the best CM we have playing regularly right now, and it's just amazing that from an out and out striker he could adapt quite well to this position, allthough he definitely needs more improvement especially in terms of positioning, reading the game, and controlling the flow/pace of play.
Darren Fletcher - whatever.
Paul Scholes - what's wrong with this guy, he's playing rubbish lately, and just got a red card this morning, he's just pointless at this moment.
Cristiano Ronaldo - so it this guy, he seems so detached from the team, always trying his luck at the most inappropriate times, always going for a lost cause with his dribbling, what's wrong with him? To tell you the truth, technically he might be better than Rooney, but he lacks two things that made The Roo a big bad muthafucka :- Desire and effect.
Ryan Giggs - hasn't been played much, but I prefer him to Ronaldo.
Wayne Rooney - excellent! He's the main man this season, always gets himself in the best positions despite the shitty tactic Fergie is playing, he's just, man, he's the man.
Ji-Sung Park - another good buy, works real hard, looks in-sync with the rest of the team more than even the older players, he's a team player, works real hard, doesn't stop running.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy - not complaining, he's scoring goals. I know I hate him but uh, I can't blame him sometimes, only players like Rooney or Park are supplying him sometimes, where have our AM gone?!
Rossi - only played for a few minutes, but the only player other than Ruud and Roo to score in the premiership so far. Looks confident, definitely a good prospect for the future, could be featuring more than ever because of Saha's injury, Smith's new position, and Bellion's loan contract.

Basically it hasn't been a bad season, just not so exciting either. The tactic sucks. Some players look like they don't wanna play for utd. But I gotta say, the signings have been pretty good, bargains too, throughout this season and last, I have more fav players right now than I did when I first supported united (Giggs and Cantona). Let's see, there's Smith, Giggs is still there, Rooney, Heinze, and most recently Park. Ronaldo used to be one of 'em but he's beginning to look like an asshole, like say, Beckham. 4 of the 5 fav players have been signings from the last two season, wow innit. Fergie has been on point in the transfer window, these new players have become key players. The youth players also look full of spirit. This is a transition time for united, from the old team of Fergie fledgings to a new era of players. We have a lotta key players who has years and years before the peak age. Oh well. Whatever.

Here's my preferred formation and squad for this season with the players we have :-


Van der Sar

Neville/Bardsley - Ferdinand - Heinze - Silvestre/Richardson

Ronaldo - Keane/Smith - Smith/Park - Giggs/Richardson

Rooney - Nistelrooy


What I think united need :- Hmm, a rough ass central defender to complement Ferdinand, somebody like Heinze. And an attacking midfielder who can replace Scholes who've been slacking off, someone with a lot of creativity and flair, and also can control the game. I don't mind Fergie playing Park there for now though, that's his position in PSV, and at the moment, I'm sure he'd do a better job than scholes. I think we don't have much problems in other fields, I mean as much as we're looking for Giggs' replacement, who's to say we don't already have one in Richardson. Same can be said of Keane, Smith is looking as determined as ever to adapt.

We're not Chelsea, remember Fergie's greatest reign started after he sold his star players. To me star power is important, but teamwork and spirit are first no matter what. Honestly I can see that in players like Bardsley and Richardson, they may not be as good technically as their seniors, but I can feel that old united spirit in them, in their determination, their hunger for the ball, they have been in the youth squad for so long, they're just fiending for some attention, I must say. And surpisingly, some of our signings have also shown a lot of this more than the originals. Just look at Heinze, or Smith, or Rooney, or Park. Man. We gotta get organized, man.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Cerita Yang Agak Pelik (Sambungan)

Cerita Yang Agak Pelik
^ Ha baca tuh dulu before apa-apa. Ini sambungannya.

Mari kita kaji secara teliti menggunakan ayat-ayat dalam cerita tuh.

"Aku tengah lepak Starbucks sorang-sorang, tempat tuh sangat penuh."
Okay. Aku tak lepak Starbucks for nothing, especially kalau sorang-sorang, kalau ada lepak situ pun, either orang ajak, atau terpaksa, definitely, mesti ada orang dengan aku, kalau sorang-sorang, itu bukan aku, itu orang lain, kuman kot.

"Aku termenung lah sorang-sorang lepas penat jalan-jalan kat shopping complex tuh semata-mata nak carik kedai yang ada satu album baru keluar nih."
Sebagai seorang yang berperangai typical male species, haahha, kalau aku tak dapat apa aku nak, aku balik, kalau aku dapat apa aku nak, aku balik.

"Sekali ada awek nih dengan laptop nih "Can I sit here please? I really need to do something quick"."
Kalau ada awek dengan laptop nak carik tempat duduk, dan hanya tempat sebelah aku je yang ada kosong, aku rasa dia lagi sanggup duduk bersila, takpun kat tepi air terjun. Aku pun mula-mula tak percaya dengan hakikat nih, until aku tengok cermin.

"Dia senyum kat aku, aku pun senyum ah balik, dapat tengok muka dia banyak sikit, sialla, macam Sarah Tan doh, serious shit tak tipu."
<---- Sarah Tan
So basically, kalau ada awek yang muka seiras ini, dia cuma akan senyum kat aku first of all kalau dia gila, second, kalau aku bawak kereta hummer dengan spinning rims, thirdly, kalau system muscle muka dia rosak, fourth, wallet aku terjatuh lepas tuh resit ATM aku terterbang kat dia, dia nak amik balik kasi kat aku, pastuh dia ternampak balance dalam akaun aku ada beribu-ribu, dan fifth, malas nak fikir sambunglah sendiri eh tapi lagipun takkan lah dia nak amik kertas kat lantai tuh in the first place, baik dia ignore je, argh whatever, tapi memang lagilah tak logik kalau muka camnih nak tegor aku, aku rasa kalau aku suami dia pun dia tak tegors. Settle.

"Dia pun cakap lagi, "By the way, I'm Sarah", dia hulur tangan nak salam, aku pun bagitahu nama aku, pastuh aku macam, Sarah, what the fcok?! Aku tanya lagi dengan tiba-tiba penuh berani, "Sarah Tan?", dia macam "Yes" Sambil tergelak-gelak kecik....."

..pastuh dia cepat-cepat cakap "Nolah, I know I get that a lot so I just main-main lah, actually my name is Bunny".

Oh ya. Awekz yang muka macam Sarah Tan are not supposed to have a sense of humour. Settle. Pastuh, parents mana lah yang tergamak nak namakan anak bunny, kalau ada pun, oh wait, ada kot, whatever. Aku cilok nama bunny daripada cerita The Big Lebowski btw. Hahaha. Jangan pandang aku semacam kalau nanti ada lah pulak personaliti dalam industri muzik Malaysia guna nama Bunny doh, pasal kalau nama "tomok", "boboy" dan "UMBRELLA" (umbrella?! Whattheufck) dah wujud lama, jangan lah nak buat-buat heran, aku pun tak mampu nak register dalam kepala hotak.

""Erm, I had to e-mail my assignments, my streamyx at home suddenly down,"
OOPS, awek muka macam Sarah Tan mana kena "buat" assignment, tiru jelah random mamatz geekz. Lagipun dia mana tahu e-mail e-mail nih semua, setahu dia e-mail nih kena register sebab nak buat akaun friendster.

""So you had lunch yet?", oh baru aku teringat aku belum makan lagi pon, dah nak dekat pukul 1 dah pon, aku macam "Err, I don't think so". "Well, I would want to belanja you lunch but I don't have enough money right now, so uhhh, maybe I can cook you something in my apartment, it's just down the road from this place".. "Oh, yeah?".. "Yeah, we can just walk up there"."
Wkahrkahghkaghkahkga. Bertuah tubuh badan aku, jalan cerita porno pun tak macam nih. Wkarhkakhga.

KESIMPULANNYA : Aku bosan dan sangat lonely, tapi bukan lonely macam akon, itu bukan lonely, itu annoying, okaylah, maybe aku dua-dua, puas hati. So aku reka lah cerita yang berapa tak logik. Nameanz. Jangan marah. Peace.

BTW, Sarah Tan *DROOL*DROOL*OOooOOOOoOoO*DROOL erkkgkh erkkggkh.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Songs That Are Too Good To Be True

Jeah jeah. A few comes to mind.

The Platters - smoke gets in your eyes
(written originally for musical "Roberta" 1933)
I first heard this shit when I was like, what, a kid probably 6-10 years old, I don't remember, what I do know, I still have the same feeling hearing it now as then. Beautiful song. How the fuck he sing like that, and I have been hearing this song nearly all the time, everywhere, haven't got bored of it. I think it's the best song in the world.
"Now laughing friends deride,
Tears I cannot hide,
So I smile and say, when a lovely flame dies,
Smoke gets in your eyes"


Bob Dylan - man in me
Too sweet. I first heard this song in one of my fav movies, The Big Lebowski, one thing that made this movie endearing was definitely the music. I can't get enough of it, the melodies are just, flying in the sky with your back on earth.

Babyface - everytime i close my eyes
I lurrrr this song. It's too jiwang, and everytime I hear it, I'm luvin' it.

The Beatles - across the universe
Another song that's like, you're flying across the sky. Melodies that you can't fuck it.

Vell. Basically I'm sure there's a lot more, but that'll take a lotta brainwaves to think about and write whatever, so like whatever (dipset style rhymin' namean). So bacisally none of my 1 or 2 readers are interested in what happened next in the Cerita Yang Agak Pelik shit. Anybody wanna know really?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! You guys suck madass.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

If You Wanna Be Happy

Jimmy Soul - if you wanna be happy

Hahaha. What a sweet song. Anyway, if you're feeling down, just listen to this song, it always puts a smile on my face. And what the fuck is up with friendster?! I used to count on friendster for a browsing good time but now it's becoming as annoying as myspace, can't surf in fucking peace, cause stupid muthafuckaz will put stupid pop songs on their fucking page, and worse are those who put two or three videos at once, no my brain cannot separate soundwaves from different songs and assign different whatever to them so I can whatever bla bla bla fuck it. :) And download this song and have a nice fucking day.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you 4 kali lagi lagi lagi dan lagi

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Girlfriend

Aku biar lah soulseek aku on sambil aku tidur. Aku bangun bukak, tengok ada mamat nih message cakap "If i could get this song from you it would be very very great". Aku pun, pergh, nih mesti lagu rare gila dia leech pada aku, memang desperate dia nak dapatkan nih, gila babi nye, so aku check ah lagu apa.

Nsync feat. Nelly - girlfriend.

WKhakrhakhgkahgkhakgakga. Bongong.

Woi, jangan tanya asal aku ada lagu nih.

Shut up.

Diam.

Whatever.

Peace.

Cerita Yang Agak Pelik

A Tribe Called Quest - keep it rollin'
"Self mission, i had her in the ill position sayin "large youze a soul brother that id like to f with for the rest of my life life life life life life (fade out)".. now check the method"

Cerita suatu hari bulan lepas nih, aku tak cerita kat siapa-siapa pon pasal aku malas, tapi aku pun dah bosan simpan sorang-sorang so aku cerita ah sekarang, siapa baca, baca ah.

Aku tengah lepak Starbucks sorang-sorang, tempat tuh sangat penuh. Aku termenung lah sorang-sorang lepas penat jalan-jalan kat shopping complex tuh semata-mata nak carik kedai yang ada satu album baru keluar nih. Aku dah beli air fresh orange yang mahal gila puki tuh, lalu terminum lah pelan pelan sebab setiap titik tuh sangat berharga, at least 20-50 sen.

Sekali ada awek nih dengan laptop nih "Can I sit here please? I really need to do something quick".

Aku pun erm, "wat e verrrrrrrrrrr", hahaha, takde ah, aku cakap "duduk ah". Aku tak tahu dia faham ke tak pasal aku bukannya tengok muka dia sangat tapi aku rasa dia bukan local, tapi sebab aku angguk dia buleh anggap aku cakap camtuh kot.

Dia macam tengah risau or something, dia nak online kappa, cepat cepat bukak laptop and shit. Tah apa dia taip entah, laju gila dengan muka penuh konsentrasi, berpeluh-peluh.

Lepas tuh dia berhenti, dia macam *phew*, dia bersandar. Dia senyum kat aku, aku pun senyum ah balik, dapat tengok muka dia banyak sikit, sialla, macam Sarah Tan doh, serious shit tak tipu.

Dia cakap "Thanks". Aku senyum jelah balik. Dia tanya "So what're you doing here? You don't look like someone who would normally be at places like this", siallah, hina sangat ke rupa aku nih, aku macam "Err, I don't know". Bodoh, cakap ah banyak sikit, tapi aku gagap kalau cakap b.i sooooooooo. Dia pun cakap lagi, "By the way, I'm Sarah", dia hulur tangan nak salam, aku pun bagitahu nama aku, pastuh aku macam, Sarah, what the fcok?! Aku tanya lagi dengan tiba-tiba penuh berani, "Sarah Tan?", dia macam "Yes" Sambil tergelak-gelak kecik.....

..pastuh dia cepat-cepat cakap "Nolah, I know I get that a lot so I just main-main lah, actually my name is Bunny". Dalam kepala aku oh local rupanya, tapi apa pelanchau dia nih buleh buat lawak, dah lah nama Bunny, wakhrahkhkgahgkha, so aku cakap "Errrrrrrrrrrrr, nice name" Bodoh, cuba ah honest sikit, muka dia macam bengang sikit "That was a long errrr", aku pulak dah, alamak camana nih, err, tukar topic "So apa kau buat yang sampai terkapai-kapai sikit dengan laptop tadi?" Entah kenapa bongong sangat aku cakap macam cakap dengan member tapi aku harap dia fahan.. dia faham sepenuhnya, dia pun jawap "Erm, I had to e-mail my assignments, my streamyx at home suddenly down, good thing I got this account, but tension betol ah".. "Apa tension, it's streamyx lah, what you expect?!".. "Wah you're suddenly so full of talking one", hahaha, aku dah terdiam sikit, sedap je sound aku.

"So you had lunch yet?", oh baru aku teringat aku belum makan lagi pon, dah nak dekat pukul 1 dah pon, aku macam "Err, I don't think so". "Well, I would want to belanja you lunch but I don't have enough money right now, so uhhh, maybe I can cook you something in my apartment, it's just down the road from this place".. "Oh, yeah?".. "Yeah, we can just walk up there".

..And in the immortal words of Vincent Vega "TO BE CONTINUED".

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Billboard

Cunninlynguists - thugged out since cub scouts

When you arrive at the toll, use your fucking mind to get the fastest lane possible, I used my mind to see what lane shouldn't be slow and what lane is the slowest, both goes to the SMARTAG lane, wkahrkahkkga, use your fucking mind, be smart and don't use smart. No lah, but it's true, every fucking morning, the fucking smartag lane is the longest, what a smartass.

Ladidialdiadialdilaildaildiaaaa. Boringz boringz boringz boringz borinbz broingz borinz. Korang semua puasa tak? Aku puasa. End of story.

Pada suatu pagi, aku pening, lepas tuh aku tidur, pastuh aku sepatutnya bangun, tapi aku tak bangun pasal aku ingat aku pening lagi, tapi aku try bangun sikit, rupanya aku tak pening sangat lah, so aku bangun sepenuhnya.

Anyway aku ada cerita sikit nih. HmmmmmmmMMmMMmMmmmmmMmmmMMMm. I WISH!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Wuhu esok puasa.

Hmm, since I don't have a social life nowadays terawih won't be as fun.

When I was a teenager after terawih in that air conded masjid downsouth I could go anywhere and know everyone, I would go play video games at that place, I would go browse the secret catalogue in that video store and then see the abang mat rempits test out porn vcrs before renting, I would just walk around aimlessly and some random fuck would pull me to that house which sold those mercuns, I don't really play mercuns that much at that time compared to when I was a kid, but I like to play around with this telur naga shit, you know, light it up, wait a bit, then throw it, it will fucking fuck all in the air, so beautiful.

When I was kid, there was no terawih, we just went to the masjid at keramat to play war at the bukits next to the masjid, yes it was kurang ajar, but we were stupid little kids. I wrote about all that in a diary which had like what? 2-3 entries, and I threw it out cause at that time those pretty little things are pretty dirty secrets.

I had a friend who wrote in his diary nearly everyday, I read it while he was sleeping, but I got bored cause his english sucked, but everything was there, all his secret little feelings trapped inside the calm playboy demeanour.

Why wasn't I much of a diary guy. Well, I'm something else, I'm the class scribbler, namean? When the teacher is teaching shit, I'm in my own world with an empty pad, drawing or writing whatever the fuck I wanna, it could have to do with something I went through or not, it was just random abstract fuck yous, it's my escape. You have my diary, I have my fucking whateverpad.

This blog, is that exactly. Have I ever told you guys what went on this day, cause if I did I would bore the fuck outta ya, I don't have any scandals, the only reason I go to clubs is if I had shit to do, or I really want to layan the music (no 90% of fucks who go to club go to get drunk and wipe their dicks clean on pretty little gurlies), I don't do extreme interesting stuff like what, like what? Like whatever, like say, I don't, ummmm, how would I know, I just don't do extreme interesting stuff, get me? I don't meet girls everyday at the lepak place and try to court her or her, I don't have any adventures to tell you.

Just give me a fucking pencil, an empty pad, and I'll crap the fuck out of it, namean.

I have something to write right now but right now I must go to terawih, early month, must be a lotta people/posers in the mosque, I mean I'm gonna be there, nuff said innit.

Monday, October 03, 2005