Friday, September 30, 2005


I'm having an orgasm listening to coltrane's pursuance.

It's like a a-a--a-g-a-a-a - -a-aa ahands wailing.

Whatever yo.


Why is it that after I drink coffee, I get sleepy and berakky at the same time.

I always thought drinking coffee would make you not sleepy.

I hardly drink any coffee in my life except when I don't want to be sleepy.

But then again what's the point of drinking alsdlhwkhqfkahfaaa this is getting nowhere.

So how's your day been lately? WHoever the fuck you are.

My day has been, errrrrrrrrrrrghhh, oh actually I just woke up, I shouldn't have opinions or an opinion about my day.

Oh and Miss Laydiefa, yes please can I borrow please, I have mighty movies at my disposal, be glad to exchange shit, maybe I call you or msg you then we can arrange something, no I'm not trying to get you to re-arrange the furnitures in my apartment. I don't have an apartment, what a fucking loser.

You know what pisses me off? Drivers who speed on the slow lane and then flashes the light on a slow driver on the slow lane eh wait have I written about this? I can't remember, oh well, ever notice how we always repeat the same story over and over again to friends, you do get a sense of dejavu but you dismiss it by ensuring yourself that that waas because you have told the story to your other friends but the fact is you've actually told the story 5 times to the same person as you confidently assume you told it to 5 other friends. So to make amends, what you do is just untell the story 4 time to the one friend, and retell it to 4 different friends, conclusively what you get is the same story told once to 5 different persons, just perfect. I always have a solution to everything, I'm so proud of myself.

Have a g-g-g-g-g-g-g--g-g-g-great day! G-Unit sucks. Peace.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Cannibal Ox - cold vein
Ooh the drums on this song.

Dup tak tadup tak tak
Dup tak tak dup tak tak
Dup tak tadup tak tak
Dup tak tatatadup tak tak tak


I watch this movie, veery very very funny?!!!!! I laughed a fucking lot believe me.

It's The 40-year-old Virgin

I also watched Baadassssssss. Mario's movie about his dad making the first blaxploitation movie, it's the shit yo. Gotta watch that, namean yo yo yo. yo yo yo did you see that kid yo yo yo yo yo.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Cuban Link

Sekarang kat dinding pulak. Aku rasa dia macam bertapa ah, aku nih kira cobaan ah kot. Like whatevva.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

That You Know

Kat tandas aku kan ada benda nih yang selalu ada kat tandas, benda yang untuk cuci jamban kau tuh, yang macam, macam apa ah, macam tangkai pastuh ada macam, whatever. So benda tuh kat tepi jamban, so ada lipas nih bertenggek kat situ, berjam jam doh, aku keluar tidur beberapa jam, kencing, dia ada kat situ, makan bla bla bla pergi balik nak mandi+berak dia ada kat situ lagi. Aku tak tahu ah kalau aku kat luar dia terbang lepak tepi berus gigi ke apa ka pastuh aku nak masuk dia cepat cepat kembali ke posisi, tapi ye ah, dia bertenggek je kat batang benda tuh.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Life is Beautiful

I was watching this movie Life is Beautiful, paradoxically beautiful and funny movie (did I spell that paradoxwhatever shit right, or even use it right? whatever). But then, at around 20 minutes from the end the cd fucking stopped, unable to read disc, well fuck me princess, but it's a very good movie, I must re-find it. So since I was so dissapointed and tak tahan I had to neutralize myself so dig up the dusty shit and took out a classic movie Blood In Blood Out, planned just to watch a bit to make me happy but ended watching the whole 3 hours, what an emotional movie, still very sad certain scenes allthough I probably watch tis shit bimonthly, like whatever. Peace. Where can I find American Me now.

I do watch a lot of gangster movies, but mexican ones appeal more because I have mexican/spanish blood in me.

Saturday, September 10, 2005


I had to wake up early today got some shit to do. Long time no read newspaper one. becks backs sven. Fuck off. What the England footie team needs is a captain who's not a pussy like beckham. Someone who's an asshole, and who would beat the fuck out of beckham for being a pussy then beat the pussy for being a victoria. Someone like bryan robson or david batty namean. Then they need a manager who does not field 10 fucking defenders in a world cup, maybe a manager who has balls to fucking play all out attacking, and if they still want a defensive pussy, maybe someone who's a fucking master tactician, not a dumbass with a funny haircut and ugly spectacles, and an annoying name, and from a country that breeds dumbfuck black metal kids who paint their faces like it's a fucking funfair and think it's grim. Fuck off.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Taste Bud

I went to the loo to pee, while I was squatting to pee an itty bitty shit came out, so I had to shit too. Like whatever.

I have ulcers in my mouth, it hurts when eating spicy food, but somehow I'm savouring it. Like what the fuck.


Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Pendulum - Slam

Yo it's like, yo yo yo, but tonight tonight dup dupdudpud pudpudpudpup duapduapduapduaps duapoduapsudpasudpaua dup tak dup tak dup tak tdup tak tdupt ak dup tak dup tak dup tak tdup tak duptak duptakkaktaktkatkatkatkata dup tak.

It's like yo yo yo yo yo.

Sunday, September 04, 2005


Hari tuh aku nak update, sekali blogger nih lambat nak load. Pukiberapi.