Okay. So I was going round the city with my partner, then someone called, informed about two dead bodies near the industrial park at the beach. So my friend drove real fast to get there and I put the siren on top of the car, you know those little detective sirens. As we reached the location, there was no dead body. There were two innocent looking guys and a few who looked like thugs. Turns out the two innocent looking guys were potential dead bodies. As the thugs were about to slice them with what looked like sabres, I spawned a pumpgun on my right hand and a glock on the left. I shot every fucker. Boom boom bang, like a muthafuckah.
Then I woke up.....
Took a piss, still sleepy
Then I went straight to the pc to check my downloads...
As I was sitting down looking at my soulseek
Smells like semen
What?! I didn't fuck anyone in my dream. I didn't have a hard-on. Oh wait, I probably did, if I did, I didn't remember, I did remember taking a piss in my dream, but, oh well. Fuck. What a waste of semen..
Oi! Konichiwa, Blood! - *1. I Dah Kurus, You* Banyak benda aku boleh sembang pasal Bristol, budaya orang UK, etc. Tapi mula-mula aku nak sembang pasal AKU. AKU. A... ...KU. Aku...
2 weeks ago